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akgaimer.bsky.social
Kris Salter
@akgaimer.bsky.social
Alaskan Grown
Born to be a Silly Goose, forced to be a Locked-In Pelican.
Caucasian/Aleutian Cartoonist, Gamer, Voice Actor
He (But I can never be Him)
https://twitch.tv/akgaimer
https://youtube.com/@akgaimer
https://www.patreon.com/akgaimer
Pinned
twitch.tv/akgaimer
Promoting my Twitch channel, because I’m only 10 followers away from being able to sell out.
akgaimer - Twitch
Cartoonist/Gamer/Voice Actor/Human Potato
twitch.tv
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Hey yall…. Get your people off the streets!!!!!

It’s slippery on the streets!
November 18, 2025 at 6:10 PM
They made a fatal mistake at work: They left me alone with the cheese slices.
November 18, 2025 at 2:34 AM
We’re only halfway through November?
November 17, 2025 at 5:57 AM
Happy Partially Muscled Screaming Skeleton Day
November 14, 2025 at 11:30 PM
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if the steam frame is at all competitive with the quest headsets price-wise then this could be the big one. i am manifesting the failure and demise of meta as a company. pleasepleaseplease.
November 12, 2025 at 7:14 PM
Gabe really said this morning.
(Did Snapcube predict the future?)
November 12, 2025 at 10:28 PM
Because everyone is posting Aurora Borealis
November 12, 2025 at 6:33 AM
You can just barely see the Big Dipper
November 12, 2025 at 5:04 AM
Behold; The Alaskan Unicorn
November 12, 2025 at 12:02 AM
Sharing my Ko-Fi again, because between getting my car fixed and my roommate refusing to pay his rent, I can’t afford to pay the bills, pay my rent, or go get groceries. If anyone can donate ANYTHING, I’d really appreciate it.

ko-fi.com/akgaimer
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November 11, 2025 at 9:54 PM
This Veterans Day, I’d like to thank my Antifa Great Grandfather and Great-great Uncles
November 11, 2025 at 7:36 PM
She’s staring right into my eyes
November 11, 2025 at 12:12 AM
Reposting again, because now my roommate isn’t paying his half of the rent and I’m about to go ape shit on him
Well it’s gonna cost me $750 to get my car fixed. ko-fi.com/akgaimer just gonna drop this here… no reason. (Seriously tho, if anyone wants to help, I would really appreciate it, you have no idea, It has been a rough couple of months)
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November 9, 2025 at 8:29 PM
Nothing wrong with eating your problems every now and again. And if someone tries to stop you, eat them too.
November 8, 2025 at 11:10 PM
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November 3, 2025 at 7:45 AM
This is how I'm gonna look every time someone hits the dislike button on one of my posts.
November 7, 2025 at 6:23 AM
Does Bowser make those squeaky turtle noises when he busts?
November 7, 2025 at 5:13 AM
November 7, 2025 at 12:09 AM
“37. My government’s been shut down for 37 days!”
November 6, 2025 at 8:43 PM
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Well it’s gonna cost me $750 to get my car fixed. ko-fi.com/akgaimer just gonna drop this here… no reason. (Seriously tho, if anyone wants to help, I would really appreciate it, you have no idea, It has been a rough couple of months)
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November 5, 2025 at 8:03 PM
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Stop sharing AI slop.

It's one thing if you don't know or just made a mistake. No need to breathe down someones neck b/c its harder to tell nowadays.

But if you do know (ESPECIALLY IF YOU DO KNOW) even if you're posting it to make fun of it or sharing it unironically... consider not doing that.
November 5, 2025 at 8:11 PM
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November 5, 2025 at 11:19 PM
Well it’s gonna cost me $750 to get my car fixed. ko-fi.com/akgaimer just gonna drop this here… no reason. (Seriously tho, if anyone wants to help, I would really appreciate it, you have no idea, It has been a rough couple of months)
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November 5, 2025 at 8:03 PM
November 5, 2025 at 6:58 PM
This could be us, but you always playin
November 5, 2025 at 6:56 PM