Cactus Chris
@akacactuschris.bsky.social
Not actually a rat wizard. Figuring this out.
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Pope Francis’s final wish was for John Cena to break Ric Flair’s world championship record.
April 21, 2025 at 3:50 PM
Pope Francis’s final wish was for John Cena to break Ric Flair’s world championship record.
This man is neither stylin nor profilin
April 9, 2025 at 12:18 PM
This man is neither stylin nor profilin
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“You can’t have your cake and eat it too” is such a damn stupid phrase…I don’t want to own a cake for, like, display purposes. Is that a thing people want?? A /liability/??
No, I want to put it in my god damned mouth.
No, I want to put it in my god damned mouth.
April 5, 2025 at 3:16 PM
“You can’t have your cake and eat it too” is such a damn stupid phrase…I don’t want to own a cake for, like, display purposes. Is that a thing people want?? A /liability/??
No, I want to put it in my god damned mouth.
No, I want to put it in my god damned mouth.
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Perhaps the Gamers are alright
March 20, 2025 at 6:44 AM
Perhaps the Gamers are alright
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Never forget he’s gamergate Michael Scott with skin so thin it starred in The Machinist.
Think we’ve forgotten about the time that Elon was booed so badly by fans of Dave Chapelle (of all people) that he locked himself in his office and Twitter employees considered calling the cops to do a wellness check.
What I’m saying is we can go harder.
What I’m saying is we can go harder.
March 5, 2025 at 11:52 PM
Never forget he’s gamergate Michael Scott with skin so thin it starred in The Machinist.
I’m putting this out in the world. Do with it what you wish.
February 25, 2025 at 3:09 AM
I’m putting this out in the world. Do with it what you wish.
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Tremendous new addition to the Louvre
February 9, 2025 at 11:18 PM
Tremendous new addition to the Louvre
Every content creator who pushed this narrative should be ashamed and apologizing to the people they convinced not to vote.
Okay, in this election you have the lady who wants to make the world incrementally better or the literal antichrist that will destroy everything you’ve ever known.
“I WANT WORLD PEACE OR IM NOT VOTING!”
That’s isn’t one of the options.
“IM NOT VOTING!”
92 days later: “HOW DO WE STOP THIS?!!”
“I WANT WORLD PEACE OR IM NOT VOTING!”
That’s isn’t one of the options.
“IM NOT VOTING!”
92 days later: “HOW DO WE STOP THIS?!!”
February 6, 2025 at 12:13 AM
Every content creator who pushed this narrative should be ashamed and apologizing to the people they convinced not to vote.
If ASMR is supposed to be relaxing why does it always make my skin crawl?
January 27, 2025 at 12:57 PM
If ASMR is supposed to be relaxing why does it always make my skin crawl?
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John Fetterman’s a disgrace to the oaf community. He does not represent America’s lumbering buffoons, ham-fisted galoots, or men whose heavy footsteps are soundtracked by a tuba.
January 26, 2025 at 6:47 AM
John Fetterman’s a disgrace to the oaf community. He does not represent America’s lumbering buffoons, ham-fisted galoots, or men whose heavy footsteps are soundtracked by a tuba.
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One thing about me is that I will fight Nazis until I’m six feet in the ground.
January 24, 2025 at 1:24 AM
One thing about me is that I will fight Nazis until I’m six feet in the ground.
This man loves Deep Space 9 and comic books. He’s also funny as shit
These fuckers really confusing Asperger’s and Auschwitz today, huh?
January 21, 2025 at 3:55 AM
This man loves Deep Space 9 and comic books. He’s also funny as shit
Not looking forward to another 4 of hot bullshit. This time starting with a Nazi salute!
January 21, 2025 at 3:52 AM
Not looking forward to another 4 of hot bullshit. This time starting with a Nazi salute!
Pretty sure I caught Norovirus. The last 18ish hours have been a wonderful exploration in vomit.
January 15, 2025 at 3:14 PM
Pretty sure I caught Norovirus. The last 18ish hours have been a wonderful exploration in vomit.
Should I actually try to contribute on here? Or would I just be screaming into the void?
January 12, 2025 at 1:22 AM
Should I actually try to contribute on here? Or would I just be screaming into the void?
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It’s ok to feel sick over the state of things.
January 8, 2025 at 3:06 PM
It’s ok to feel sick over the state of things.
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Explaining the downfall of the Assad Family in Syria in one wrestling image:
December 8, 2024 at 4:37 AM
Explaining the downfall of the Assad Family in Syria in one wrestling image:
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