Wait are we being funny and unhinged on here or is this serious

This meal just cost me $78 at Newark Airport. This is why Americans think the economy is terrible.

A heads up for new bluesky users, and this is something the devs REALLY should make clearer during the onboarding process: whenever you post a nude on this app it goes up on a big screen at a baseball game

My husband just LIED and told me that LP Giobbi was out of Format Fest this weekend because of COVID and he thinks he's FUNNY so he has what I can only imagine is a very strong death wish

WHAT COULD IT BE

Somebody repost everyone I used to follow on bird app here so I can refollow them, tysm

*seeing sudden influx of new followers* there’s only one explanation … my posts are getting better. I’m becoming smarter

Well isn’t this exciting for all of you