How do I iterate over all Spur in a Rodeo?
Some people really ought to stick to cache invalidation!
Some people really ought to stick to cache invalidation!
February 15, 2026 at 2:28 AM
How do I iterate over all Spur in a Rodeo?
Some people really ought to stick to cache invalidation!
Some people really ought to stick to cache invalidation!
I can’t quite decide if I want to loose my time by partaking in mass outrage or by acting as self insert in some stranger's brainy project.
January 31, 2026 at 5:07 PM
I can’t quite decide if I want to loose my time by partaking in mass outrage or by acting as self insert in some stranger's brainy project.
I’m so mad at past me for leaving those out!
January 30, 2026 at 10:10 PM
I’m so mad at past me for leaving those out!
I don’t need a longer cable. That’s perfectly fine!
January 27, 2026 at 11:46 PM
I don’t need a longer cable. That’s perfectly fine!
For the love of all that is sane and descent!
Got recommended: Build an "LED tester" by half-wave rectifying the mains and putting a big resistor between you and an unpolarized plug.
I really hope they're just trolling us!
www.youtube.com/shorts/DrEWB...
Got recommended: Build an "LED tester" by half-wave rectifying the mains and putting a big resistor between you and an unpolarized plug.
I really hope they're just trolling us!
www.youtube.com/shorts/DrEWB...
Universal LED Tester | #shorts
YouTube video by TARIQ LAB
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January 27, 2026 at 11:35 PM
For the love of all that is sane and descent!
Got recommended: Build an "LED tester" by half-wave rectifying the mains and putting a big resistor between you and an unpolarized plug.
I really hope they're just trolling us!
www.youtube.com/shorts/DrEWB...
Got recommended: Build an "LED tester" by half-wave rectifying the mains and putting a big resistor between you and an unpolarized plug.
I really hope they're just trolling us!
www.youtube.com/shorts/DrEWB...
I find that system programmers often go out of their way to avoid heap allocations. Thouth, we don't typically articulate all the reasons why. Here I try to enumerate all the reasons which I can think of:
hachyderm.io/@ajasmin/115...
hachyderm.io/@ajasmin/115...
Alex Jasmin (@ajasmin@hachyderm.io)
System programmers often try to avoid heap allocations. Here are all the reasons why this may be justified, at least that I can think of:
Performance: malloc() and free() incur bookkeeping overhead. ...
hachyderm.io
January 27, 2026 at 3:08 AM
I find that system programmers often go out of their way to avoid heap allocations. Thouth, we don't typically articulate all the reasons why. Here I try to enumerate all the reasons which I can think of:
hachyderm.io/@ajasmin/115...
hachyderm.io/@ajasmin/115...
Here‘s one scary YouTube ad I got served!
January 24, 2026 at 11:14 PM
Here‘s one scary YouTube ad I got served!
Minimum Viable Compliance!
The quest said AT LEAST #skyrim #epicnpcman
YouTube video by Viva La Dirt League
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January 23, 2026 at 6:28 AM
Minimum Viable Compliance!
I won't be mixing those up again!
January 22, 2026 at 3:33 PM
I won't be mixing those up again!
Will you just load already?
January 22, 2026 at 2:59 PM
Will you just load already?
When the WiFi login page is “404 not found” either your IT guy has some maintenance on their hand or their evil twin is doing a piss poor job.
January 13, 2026 at 12:24 AM
When the WiFi login page is “404 not found” either your IT guy has some maintenance on their hand or their evil twin is doing a piss poor job.
The little card this eBay seller puts in the enveloppe gives off an air of DIY affinity and... How should I put this? Trademark abuse?
January 9, 2026 at 7:55 PM
The little card this eBay seller puts in the enveloppe gives off an air of DIY affinity and... How should I put this? Trademark abuse?
When you don't have a 2xAA battery holder handy...
Happy Holidays! 🎄
Happy Holidays! 🎄
January 1, 2026 at 7:15 AM
When you don't have a 2xAA battery holder handy...
Happy Holidays! 🎄
Happy Holidays! 🎄
I don't ever seem able to spell "schottky diode" properly.
Beam me up Schottky!
Beam me up Schottky!
December 31, 2025 at 11:47 PM
I don't ever seem able to spell "schottky diode" properly.
Beam me up Schottky!
Beam me up Schottky!
Startup culture has conditioned the industry into putting up fake landing pages to learn if anyone clicks Buy.
It's nice to know early on whether an idea gets traction. But this also encourages developers to sell vaporware and ship out unfinished products.
It's nice to know early on whether an idea gets traction. But this also encourages developers to sell vaporware and ship out unfinished products.
December 16, 2025 at 3:03 AM
Startup culture has conditioned the industry into putting up fake landing pages to learn if anyone clicks Buy.
It's nice to know early on whether an idea gets traction. But this also encourages developers to sell vaporware and ship out unfinished products.
It's nice to know early on whether an idea gets traction. But this also encourages developers to sell vaporware and ship out unfinished products.
Profiling can become a crutch that you lean on. It won't pick a better algorithm or streamline the data layout. It can't weed spaghetti out of the inner loop.
Flex your brain muscle. Restructure the code, rewrite with performance in mind. Striving for simplicity trumps staring at a flame graph.
Flex your brain muscle. Restructure the code, rewrite with performance in mind. Striving for simplicity trumps staring at a flame graph.
December 14, 2025 at 6:04 PM
Profiling can become a crutch that you lean on. It won't pick a better algorithm or streamline the data layout. It can't weed spaghetti out of the inner loop.
Flex your brain muscle. Restructure the code, rewrite with performance in mind. Striving for simplicity trumps staring at a flame graph.
Flex your brain muscle. Restructure the code, rewrite with performance in mind. Striving for simplicity trumps staring at a flame graph.
Reposted by Alex Jasmin
Incredible #AdventOfCode music video: www.youtube.com/watch?v=zF_4...
[MV] 10 Years of AoC
YouTube video by M1n3c4rt
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November 23, 2025 at 10:55 PM
Incredible #AdventOfCode music video: www.youtube.com/watch?v=zF_4...
If you live in Montreal and like fun programming puzzles, join us for our daily meetups ending December 12.
Montréal: Advent of Code Meetup:
www.meetup.com/montreal-adv...
Montréal: Advent of Code Meetup:
www.meetup.com/montreal-adv...
Montréal: Advent of Code | Meetup
Find Meetup events so you can do more of what matters to you. Or create your own group and meet people near you who share your interests.
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December 9, 2025 at 1:55 PM
If you live in Montreal and like fun programming puzzles, join us for our daily meetups ending December 12.
Montréal: Advent of Code Meetup:
www.meetup.com/montreal-adv...
Montréal: Advent of Code Meetup:
www.meetup.com/montreal-adv...
December 7, 2025 at 6:53 PM
New meetup in Montreal to practice your programming chops:
meetup.com/montreal-adv...
This is an in person meet for those who want to tackle the algorithmic puzzles on adventofcode.com. These come around the Hollidays with one challenge each day from the 1st to the 12th of December.
Have fun!
meetup.com/montreal-adv...
This is an in person meet for those who want to tackle the algorithmic puzzles on adventofcode.com. These come around the Hollidays with one challenge each day from the 1st to the 12th of December.
Have fun!
Montréal: Advent of Code | Meetup
*(English version will follow)*Rejoignez d’autres programmeurs à Montréal pour travailler en présentiel sur l’Advent of Code 2025 est un événement...
meetup.com
November 29, 2025 at 7:55 PM
New meetup in Montreal to practice your programming chops:
meetup.com/montreal-adv...
This is an in person meet for those who want to tackle the algorithmic puzzles on adventofcode.com. These come around the Hollidays with one challenge each day from the 1st to the 12th of December.
Have fun!
meetup.com/montreal-adv...
This is an in person meet for those who want to tackle the algorithmic puzzles on adventofcode.com. These come around the Hollidays with one challenge each day from the 1st to the 12th of December.
Have fun!
Just checking: when is AGI slated to self-drive flying cars through the metaverse's blockchain again?
November 27, 2025 at 12:07 AM
Just checking: when is AGI slated to self-drive flying cars through the metaverse's blockchain again?
LinkedIn is such a bland social network. Lots of carefully worded, LLM assisted, meaningless speech. I understand you may not want to come off as too opinionated when looking for a job, but I don't want to read any more boring resume tips, thank you!
November 26, 2025 at 9:38 PM
LinkedIn is such a bland social network. Lots of carefully worded, LLM assisted, meaningless speech. I understand you may not want to come off as too opinionated when looking for a job, but I don't want to read any more boring resume tips, thank you!
This is just priceless!🤣
The One True C Programming Language Logo
The One True C Programming Language Logo
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October 21, 2025 at 3:37 AM
This is just priceless!🤣
The One True C Programming Language Logo
The One True C Programming Language Logo
When I bounce ideas off ChatGPT, I sometimes worry it’s just echoing my own thoughts.
So I ask: “Can you point me to papers that explore these ideas?”
And then it sends me a bunch of paywalled articles.
How is it that the AI has "read" them, but I can’t?
Bummer.
So I ask: “Can you point me to papers that explore these ideas?”
And then it sends me a bunch of paywalled articles.
How is it that the AI has "read" them, but I can’t?
Bummer.
October 10, 2025 at 1:13 AM
When I bounce ideas off ChatGPT, I sometimes worry it’s just echoing my own thoughts.
So I ask: “Can you point me to papers that explore these ideas?”
And then it sends me a bunch of paywalled articles.
How is it that the AI has "read" them, but I can’t?
Bummer.
So I ask: “Can you point me to papers that explore these ideas?”
And then it sends me a bunch of paywalled articles.
How is it that the AI has "read" them, but I can’t?
Bummer.
Would anyone attending #cppnorth be interested to have a birds-of-a-feather about alternative system languages like Rust, Zig, Odin etc.
@cppnorth.bsky.social
@cppnorth.bsky.social
July 14, 2025 at 8:43 PM
Would anyone attending #cppnorth be interested to have a birds-of-a-feather about alternative system languages like Rust, Zig, Odin etc.
@cppnorth.bsky.social
@cppnorth.bsky.social