ProJared🇺🇦
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21, Irish/Scottish lineage, vaccinated as fuck
And I say this as a 4-life baseball fan with forty-some odd signed bobbleheads…
…the heat on the MLB to tone down their polyphobic rhetoric is reaching a fever pitch that quite frankly they should be scared of. If things don’t get a lot nicer real quick, we aren’t afraid to pack up and leave.
…the heat on the MLB to tone down their polyphobic rhetoric is reaching a fever pitch that quite frankly they should be scared of. If things don’t get a lot nicer real quick, we aren’t afraid to pack up and leave.
January 17, 2026 at 1:12 AM
And I say this as a 4-life baseball fan with forty-some odd signed bobbleheads…
…the heat on the MLB to tone down their polyphobic rhetoric is reaching a fever pitch that quite frankly they should be scared of. If things don’t get a lot nicer real quick, we aren’t afraid to pack up and leave.
…the heat on the MLB to tone down their polyphobic rhetoric is reaching a fever pitch that quite frankly they should be scared of. If things don’t get a lot nicer real quick, we aren’t afraid to pack up and leave.
One of these days I’m finally gonna think of that three-or-four sentence stretch that will fix all of this. Yeah, that’s it. I just need to distill my thoughts a bit more. Then I can finally begin my heckin life!
January 15, 2026 at 7:59 PM
One of these days I’m finally gonna think of that three-or-four sentence stretch that will fix all of this. Yeah, that’s it. I just need to distill my thoughts a bit more. Then I can finally begin my heckin life!
Find it incredibly “gay” how fleeting love is. Like, where r u goinggg!!🤣🤣 get back here you. You could be here now, oh my little friend named Love!
But, it’s all a river.
But, it’s all a river.
January 15, 2026 at 9:00 AM
Find it incredibly “gay” how fleeting love is. Like, where r u goinggg!!🤣🤣 get back here you. You could be here now, oh my little friend named Love!
But, it’s all a river.
But, it’s all a river.
Watches Eddington once. Good, but don’t get the hype.
Wait two months. Marinate.
Watch Eddington again. Cinema.
Wait two months. Marinate.
Watch Eddington again. Cinema.
January 15, 2026 at 6:49 AM
Watches Eddington once. Good, but don’t get the hype.
Wait two months. Marinate.
Watch Eddington again. Cinema.
Wait two months. Marinate.
Watch Eddington again. Cinema.
This is my one year anniversary of beating my biphobia everyone🥹
January 15, 2026 at 3:18 AM
This is my one year anniversary of beating my biphobia everyone🥹
By the way chat, the sun isn’t real.
January 14, 2026 at 7:30 PM
By the way chat, the sun isn’t real.
Whaat is Rami Malik?
January 14, 2026 at 9:47 AM
Whaat is Rami Malik?
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Oh shit, this my first time posting 4 times in a row😅🥲
January 13, 2026 at 7:21 PM
Oh shit, this my first time posting 4 times in a row😅🥲
“ - Jon Stewart.
The real Gulf of America is the gap between the high aspirations that embody the founding of this country, and the thuggish gangsterism that this regime thinks makes us great again.
January 14, 2026 at 9:26 AM
“ - Jon Stewart.
I been horny sixty times in my life.
January 14, 2026 at 9:25 AM
I been horny sixty times in my life.
I’m just farting out my butt rn😂
January 14, 2026 at 9:22 AM
I’m just farting out my butt rn😂
The real Gulf of America is the gap between the high aspirations that embody the founding of this country, and the thuggish gangsterism that this regime thinks makes us great again.
January 14, 2026 at 6:27 AM
The real Gulf of America is the gap between the high aspirations that embody the founding of this country, and the thuggish gangsterism that this regime thinks makes us great again.
Oh shit, this my first time posting 4 times in a row😅🥲
January 13, 2026 at 7:21 PM
Oh shit, this my first time posting 4 times in a row😅🥲
If Jon Stewart’d died in 9/11, I imagine by proxy many of us would have killed ourselves without his magic to guide us through every aftershock we’ve felt the last 24.3 years.
January 13, 2026 at 7:12 PM
If Jon Stewart’d died in 9/11, I imagine by proxy many of us would have killed ourselves without his magic to guide us through every aftershock we’ve felt the last 24.3 years.
Guy who never had his mouth closed when you looked at him in high school;: 2026 needs to be a year of details. We haven’t been about details in awhile.
January 13, 2026 at 7:11 PM
Guy who never had his mouth closed when you looked at him in high school;: 2026 needs to be a year of details. We haven’t been about details in awhile.
If you’re planning to vote for Trump in 2028, I literally will have lost all of my respect for you. He’s unelectable, in MORE ways than one.
January 13, 2026 at 5:57 AM
If you’re planning to vote for Trump in 2028, I literally will have lost all of my respect for you. He’s unelectable, in MORE ways than one.
The moon will be turning blue tomorrow. I know why it is happening, but I’m not telling any of you because I am terribly depressed and blame every other person on earth for the way I feel. Also, I don’t want to stop this from happening because I like the color blue and wouldn’t mind this change
January 13, 2026 at 4:39 AM
The moon will be turning blue tomorrow. I know why it is happening, but I’m not telling any of you because I am terribly depressed and blame every other person on earth for the way I feel. Also, I don’t want to stop this from happening because I like the color blue and wouldn’t mind this change
I know it’s a new year when I sit up and say, “hey, I haven’t had a birthday in awhile.” Then, I understand that it will be coming in about two months. This is scary although comforting, as it means that time is still concrete and reliable but as well that I am closer to dying.
January 12, 2026 at 9:58 PM
I know it’s a new year when I sit up and say, “hey, I haven’t had a birthday in awhile.” Then, I understand that it will be coming in about two months. This is scary although comforting, as it means that time is still concrete and reliable but as well that I am closer to dying.
Every time people make fun of me for liking Hasbin Hotel by calling it “cringe”, I can’t help but opine on their personal lives. Are you without partners? Have you not found love? I cannot think of something more clueless and cringe than giving yourself away.
January 11, 2026 at 9:13 PM
Every time people make fun of me for liking Hasbin Hotel by calling it “cringe”, I can’t help but opine on their personal lives. Are you without partners? Have you not found love? I cannot think of something more clueless and cringe than giving yourself away.
There was a little boy that once fell in love with a cloud
They both were to blow away, and following that, they were gone
These kind of terrible sadnesses happen each day unless you keep your feet grounded and your head steady.
They both were to blow away, and following that, they were gone
These kind of terrible sadnesses happen each day unless you keep your feet grounded and your head steady.
January 9, 2026 at 5:28 PM
There was a little boy that once fell in love with a cloud
They both were to blow away, and following that, they were gone
These kind of terrible sadnesses happen each day unless you keep your feet grounded and your head steady.
They both were to blow away, and following that, they were gone
These kind of terrible sadnesses happen each day unless you keep your feet grounded and your head steady.
I had to quit my job at the fire department on account of my “always get a boner when things on are fire” problem
January 9, 2026 at 3:37 AM
I had to quit my job at the fire department on account of my “always get a boner when things on are fire” problem
I have decided in 2020 to run for hesitant😂😂
January 8, 2026 at 10:28 PM
I have decided in 2020 to run for hesitant😂😂
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time to start my rewatch of season 1 of The Pitt.
January 6, 2026 at 12:48 AM
time to start my rewatch of season 1 of The Pitt.
Sitting on my kitchen counter waiting for some late night cookies in oven, and just shuddered to a stone-cold thought:
The next 9/11, if she’s believed to be on the way, is likely in some late stage of planning as of tonight.
I look out my window at the city lights and feel nothing but cold fear.
The next 9/11, if she’s believed to be on the way, is likely in some late stage of planning as of tonight.
I look out my window at the city lights and feel nothing but cold fear.
January 7, 2026 at 7:45 AM
Sitting on my kitchen counter waiting for some late night cookies in oven, and just shuddered to a stone-cold thought:
The next 9/11, if she’s believed to be on the way, is likely in some late stage of planning as of tonight.
I look out my window at the city lights and feel nothing but cold fear.
The next 9/11, if she’s believed to be on the way, is likely in some late stage of planning as of tonight.
I look out my window at the city lights and feel nothing but cold fear.