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ProJared🇺🇦
@aidenhoho.bsky.social
Here for a Bluesky time, not a long-sigh time😂
To those who think Dems “fumbled the bag” (nonsensical phrase), get real.

We took the culture back. Imagine if Hawk Tua was born today. She’d be killed in the crib.

Side note: you can’t claim to be liberal and turn on Mr. Schumer like *that*. This isn’t High School Musical. Friendship matters.
November 11, 2025 at 6:39 PM
Giving thought to rebranding my whole life recently. Any suggestions?
November 10, 2025 at 11:53 PM
Water did not taste this way pre-2016.
November 10, 2025 at 10:55 PM
It’s so funny to watch boomers realize in real time that Gen Z podcasters are the future of American politics.

They still have no idea what’s coming☠️
November 8, 2025 at 10:01 PM
When your iPhone is out of storage so you delete Canvas to download Taco Bell app
October 25, 2025 at 6:16 AM
My secretest desire is that one of my friends will give me a super random nickname. Like The Doctor Of Doom. YESSSSSSSSSS. Ideas, go⬇️
October 23, 2025 at 7:59 PM
Damn you, Matthew Perry. You left us all to fend for ourselves just when it was all about to get *so* much worse. I hate how I miss you so. You’d be confused and scared about all this, but selfishly, I don’t care.

Wish you was down here.
October 22, 2025 at 9:04 PM
@jonbois.bsky.social if the Mariners pull this off you are cosmically required to make a part 7
October 14, 2025 at 6:07 PM
The world needs a cinnamon themed movie, in 2025 more than ever.
October 6, 2025 at 6:05 PM
Fellow, liberals, it’s time we stop playing nice with Bernie-bro leftists. They are destroying our country and throwing our streets into chaos. It’s fight back o’clock.

Start turning them away from your businesses. Start refusing the seat next to you on the bus. Start f*cking sneering.
October 6, 2025 at 6:47 AM
When people used to ask me why I’m still with my wife, I truthfully had nothing.

Now, I can point to this: when Trump’s terror squadron of queers 🔫ed Kimmel, she was angrier than I. She even shut our son’s water off (check your kid’s re-skys!). Perks of being on your 20-something year old’s lease😂
September 27, 2025 at 3:56 AM
Sorry I’m late I took a shower immediately pooped my pants and had to take another shower
September 4, 2025 at 12:02 AM
They should invent an Ulta Beauty but instead of makeup and skincare product they have lots and lots of the yummiest and most biggest cookies ever
September 2, 2025 at 8:33 PM
You met me at a very anorexic time in my life
September 2, 2025 at 8:25 PM
Working at Taco Bell really unlocked origami for me
September 2, 2025 at 3:07 AM
I’m hearing reports that the orange disaster may have finally passed…

Before anything happens I hope you all remember- the thing that makes us better than *them* is that we won’t stoop that low.

We will be standing there at the funeral, clad in black, ready to mourn side by side with MAGA.
August 30, 2025 at 2:44 AM
Genuinely feel in my heart that if I wanted to kidnap JD Vance I could have him in the back of a van by like Saturday afternoon
August 28, 2025 at 6:10 AM
Fuck a political stance, I think we can all just come together and appreciate love on a day like this. Taylor fans know she finna cheer extra hard for her mans at every game in 25, and Trav fans know he gon’ be bumpin that album day numero de uno. #rezpect #folklore
August 27, 2025 at 12:46 AM
I was f*cking in both of this. And? Truth of dare, I would dare to say: it is many times good.
one year ago today @aidenhoho.bsky.social and i finished shooting Gay Brothers (2024). we made it in three days expecting six people to see it instead of 6k(???). thank you
Gay Brothers (2024)
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August 17, 2025 at 10:24 AM
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one year ago today @aidenhoho.bsky.social and i finished shooting Gay Brothers (2024). we made it in three days expecting six people to see it instead of 6k(???). thank you
Gay Brothers (2024)
YouTube video by somefeatures
www.youtube.com
August 16, 2025 at 9:49 PM
The constant desire to replace my bed with a hammock is peaking through extra strongly today… I would just swing-swing-swing to sleep hahaha!
August 17, 2025 at 9:24 AM
Paris, you have my whole f*cking heart.
August 16, 2025 at 4:37 PM
No bit or funny turn of phrase today, I just want to let you know I’m at the airport and the most viscerally angry I’ve ever been in my entire fucking life
August 12, 2025 at 11:45 PM
Who else is getting really into being a visionary👀
August 12, 2025 at 10:41 PM
Trying to explain to your 5’4 mom that throwing plates and silverware away is literally a clinically proven symptom of depression and anxiety<<<

Side note, I was professionally diagnosed when I was 15. Doctor had to leave the room after hearing my damaging story, it was so bad.
August 11, 2025 at 5:13 AM