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ProJared🇺🇦 @aidenhoho.bsky.social · 15h

To those who think Dems “fumbled the bag” (nonsensical phrase), get real.

We took the culture back. Imagine if Hawk Tua was born today. She’d be killed in the crib.

Side note: you can’t claim to be liberal and turn on Mr. Schumer like *that*. This isn’t High School Musical. Friendship matters.

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ProJared🇺🇦 @aidenhoho.bsky.social · 1d

Giving thought to rebranding my whole life recently. Any suggestions?

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ProJared🇺🇦 @aidenhoho.bsky.social · 1d

Water did not taste this way pre-2016.

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ProJared🇺🇦 @aidenhoho.bsky.social · 3d

It’s so funny to watch boomers realize in real time that Gen Z podcasters are the future of American politics.

They still have no idea what’s coming☠️

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ProJared🇺🇦 @aidenhoho.bsky.social · 18d

When your iPhone is out of storage so you delete Canvas to download Taco Bell app

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ProJared🇺🇦 @aidenhoho.bsky.social · 19d

i c wut u did their😉

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ProJared🇺🇦 @aidenhoho.bsky.social · 19d

My secretest desire is that one of my friends will give me a super random nickname. Like The Doctor Of Doom. YESSSSSSSSSS. Ideas, go⬇️

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ProJared🇺🇦 @aidenhoho.bsky.social · 20d

You have to do it dude

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ProJared🇺🇦 @aidenhoho.bsky.social · 20d

Damn you, Matthew Perry. You left us all to fend for ourselves just when it was all about to get *so* much worse. I hate how I miss you so. You’d be confused and scared about all this, but selfishly, I don’t care.

Wish you was down here.

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ProJared🇺🇦 @aidenhoho.bsky.social · 28d

(Farts, smarms)
Dude your work in our shared-oomf’s Instagram comment section was unbelievable last night 🍁

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ProJared🇺🇦 @aidenhoho.bsky.social · 28d

I think the central thesis of the doc being “championships aren’t the point” is an interesting enough question to reconsider when that team WINS a championship

ProJared🇺🇦 @aidenhoho.bsky.social · 28d

@jonbois.bsky.social if the Mariners pull this off you are cosmically required to make a part 7

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ProJared🇺🇦 @aidenhoho.bsky.social · Oct 6

The world needs a cinnamon themed movie, in 2025 more than ever.

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ProJared🇺🇦 @aidenhoho.bsky.social · Oct 6

Fellow, liberals, it’s time we stop playing nice with Bernie-bro leftists. They are destroying our country and throwing our streets into chaos. It’s fight back o’clock.

Start turning them away from your businesses. Start refusing the seat next to you on the bus. Start f*cking sneering.

ProJared🇺🇦 @aidenhoho.bsky.social · Sep 27

When people used to ask me why I’m still with my wife, I truthfully had nothing.

Now, I can point to this: when Trump’s terror squadron of queers 🔫ed Kimmel, she was angrier than I. She even shut our son’s water off (check your kid’s re-skys!). Perks of being on your 20-something year old’s lease😂

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ProJared🇺🇦 @aidenhoho.bsky.social · Sep 4

Sorry I’m late I took a shower immediately pooped my pants and had to take another shower

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ProJared🇺🇦 @aidenhoho.bsky.social · Sep 2

They should invent an Ulta Beauty but instead of makeup and skincare product they have lots and lots of the yummiest and most biggest cookies ever

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ProJared🇺🇦 @aidenhoho.bsky.social · Sep 2

You met me at a very anorexic time in my life

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ProJared🇺🇦 @aidenhoho.bsky.social · Sep 2

Working at Taco Bell really unlocked origami for me

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ProJared🇺🇦 @aidenhoho.bsky.social · Aug 30

I’m hearing reports that the orange disaster may have finally passed…

Before anything happens I hope you all remember- the thing that makes us better than *them* is that we won’t stoop that low.

We will be standing there at the funeral, clad in black, ready to mourn side by side with MAGA.

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ProJared🇺🇦 @aidenhoho.bsky.social · Aug 28

Genuinely feel in my heart that if I wanted to kidnap JD Vance I could have him in the back of a van by like Saturday afternoon

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ProJared🇺🇦 @aidenhoho.bsky.social · Aug 27

I hope you know my son threatened suicide by this post, due to shame in me.

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ProJared🇺🇦 @aidenhoho.bsky.social · Aug 27

Fuck a political stance, I think we can all just come together and appreciate love on a day like this. Taylor fans know she finna cheer extra hard for her mans at every game in 25, and Trav fans know he gon’ be bumpin that album day numero de uno. #rezpect #folklore

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ProJared🇺🇦 @aidenhoho.bsky.social · Aug 17

I was f*cking in both of this. And? Truth of dare, I would dare to say: it is many times good.

nikki @somefeatures.bsky.social · Aug 16

one year ago today @aidenhoho.bsky.social and i finished shooting Gay Brothers (2024). we made it in three days expecting six people to see it instead of 6k(???). thank you

Gay Brothers (2024)

YouTube video by somefeatures

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nikki @somefeatures.bsky.social · Aug 16

one year ago today @aidenhoho.bsky.social and i finished shooting Gay Brothers (2024). we made it in three days expecting six people to see it instead of 6k(???). thank you

Gay Brothers (2024)

YouTube video by somefeatures

www.youtube.com

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