Alayna Heim
@aheimtime.bsky.social
TV Writer (Leverage: Redemption) Reader (Romance, Fantasy, Romantasy) Bingewatcher (everything).
Somehow forgot that The Birds starts when a Melanie Daniels follows a hot man all the way out of town just to play a bird based practical joke on him.
October 17, 2025 at 3:55 PM
Somehow forgot that The Birds starts when a Melanie Daniels follows a hot man all the way out of town just to play a bird based practical joke on him.
LA is getting free floor tickets to the HAIM concert from a friend and seeing that Paul Thomas Anderson is 3 rows in front of you.
October 10, 2025 at 4:17 AM
LA is getting free floor tickets to the HAIM concert from a friend and seeing that Paul Thomas Anderson is 3 rows in front of you.
I’m going to write an ENTIRE HORROR FEATURE in the month of October!
I’m also posting about it on Tik Tok but there are way more writers over here to keep my accountable.
Here we go!
I’m also posting about it on Tik Tok but there are way more writers over here to keep my accountable.
Here we go!
October 1, 2025 at 12:36 AM
I’m going to write an ENTIRE HORROR FEATURE in the month of October!
I’m also posting about it on Tik Tok but there are way more writers over here to keep my accountable.
Here we go!
I’m also posting about it on Tik Tok but there are way more writers over here to keep my accountable.
Here we go!
The screenwriter urge when you see a strangers script in a coffee shop with a full page monologue and NO breaks to gently suggest they should maybe rethink that…real STRONG!
But I won’t, cause it’s none of my business and maybe a villain is giving their big bad speech?
But I won’t, cause it’s none of my business and maybe a villain is giving their big bad speech?
September 24, 2025 at 8:00 PM
The screenwriter urge when you see a strangers script in a coffee shop with a full page monologue and NO breaks to gently suggest they should maybe rethink that…real STRONG!
But I won’t, cause it’s none of my business and maybe a villain is giving their big bad speech?
But I won’t, cause it’s none of my business and maybe a villain is giving their big bad speech?
It’s just that it’s really hot outside and my body is sweaty.
August 24, 2025 at 3:53 AM
It’s just that it’s really hot outside and my body is sweaty.
Volunteered to be on a WGA sub-committee today. I’m like a whole ass joiner I guess!
August 7, 2025 at 12:27 AM
Volunteered to be on a WGA sub-committee today. I’m like a whole ass joiner I guess!
I just spent an hour scrolling through reels my friends and family and liked and COMMENTED on. I’ve learned a lot. None of you are safe.
August 1, 2025 at 3:38 AM
I just spent an hour scrolling through reels my friends and family and liked and COMMENTED on. I’ve learned a lot. None of you are safe.
I need to cut 11 pages out of my feature and I’m losing my mind!
July 31, 2025 at 11:51 PM
I need to cut 11 pages out of my feature and I’m losing my mind!
Choking on your own spit is so embarrassing. What am I? A literal baby who has no control over basic human functions??
July 21, 2025 at 11:42 PM
Choking on your own spit is so embarrassing. What am I? A literal baby who has no control over basic human functions??
I just signed up to be an instacart shopper on weekends, so if anyone has any writers rooms they’d like to staff me in instead, that would be great. I’ve never really understood how to choose the right watermelon.
Reminder that I have experience as a staff writer and on set!
Reminder that I have experience as a staff writer and on set!
July 10, 2025 at 12:17 AM
I just signed up to be an instacart shopper on weekends, so if anyone has any writers rooms they’d like to staff me in instead, that would be great. I’ve never really understood how to choose the right watermelon.
Reminder that I have experience as a staff writer and on set!
Reminder that I have experience as a staff writer and on set!
If it walks like duck and talks like a duck…it’s a Nazi. And as a writer, I feel it’s my duty to point it out.
July 8, 2025 at 8:30 PM
If it walks like duck and talks like a duck…it’s a Nazi. And as a writer, I feel it’s my duty to point it out.
When the third Becky movie coming? I’m feeling very wrathful and could really use that nazi killing energy.
July 8, 2025 at 3:56 AM
When the third Becky movie coming? I’m feeling very wrathful and could really use that nazi killing energy.
It’s officially spritz weather.
June 30, 2025 at 6:15 PM
It’s officially spritz weather.
Just saw a commercial in which Taco Bell referred to itself as a “taco place”…I guess that’s technically correct?
June 26, 2025 at 3:39 AM
Just saw a commercial in which Taco Bell referred to itself as a “taco place”…I guess that’s technically correct?
Trying to become TikTok famous as a way to sell a show (I know…). The problem is I can’t help but say “fuck ICE and fuck Trump” in all my videos so the algorithm gets confused.
June 21, 2025 at 3:30 AM
Trying to become TikTok famous as a way to sell a show (I know…). The problem is I can’t help but say “fuck ICE and fuck Trump” in all my videos so the algorithm gets confused.
I know the world is basically burning! FUCK ICE! But on a personal note, I just landed in ATL for after a 10+ hour flight and my 4 hour layover is in a terminal that only sells Pepsi products.
June 11, 2025 at 7:02 PM
I know the world is basically burning! FUCK ICE! But on a personal note, I just landed in ATL for after a 10+ hour flight and my 4 hour layover is in a terminal that only sells Pepsi products.
Sitting in Heathrow and I just saw a man who was the equivalent of a Picasso painting. Super hot on approach, really not once he arrived.
June 1, 2025 at 11:20 AM
Sitting in Heathrow and I just saw a man who was the equivalent of a Picasso painting. Super hot on approach, really not once he arrived.
Well he had to take a break to replenish those electrolytes!
LEVERAGE meeting 2008: “The trick is, slide the social critique in behind the fun. I don’t want to push.”
ME IN EDITING IN 2024: “Do we have a take of the white techbro chasing our heroine with an ax screaming ‘THIS IS EFFECTIVE ALTRUISM!!’ where he looks directly into the camera? No? Damn.”
ME IN EDITING IN 2024: “Do we have a take of the white techbro chasing our heroine with an ax screaming ‘THIS IS EFFECTIVE ALTRUISM!!’ where he looks directly into the camera? No? Damn.”
May 30, 2025 at 5:31 AM
Well he had to take a break to replenish those electrolytes!
Working on set as a Production Coordinator today….miss being the writer on set. I hate moving my own things.
May 13, 2025 at 11:29 PM
Working on set as a Production Coordinator today….miss being the writer on set. I hate moving my own things.
Sometimes it feels like a new part of my body decides to malfunction depending on day of the week.
May 7, 2025 at 11:14 PM
Sometimes it feels like a new part of my body decides to malfunction depending on day of the week.
Not sure how it happened but, People News has become my favorite news source. Today’s email blast: Massive Brawl Erupts Among Carnival Cruise Passengers, Landing 24 People on ‘Do Not Sail’ List
April 30, 2025 at 12:20 AM
Not sure how it happened but, People News has become my favorite news source. Today’s email blast: Massive Brawl Erupts Among Carnival Cruise Passengers, Landing 24 People on ‘Do Not Sail’ List
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OR JUST NOT FUCKING USE IT EVER
April 25, 2025 at 8:45 PM
OR JUST NOT FUCKING USE IT EVER
My friend invited me to dinner tonight at 9PM! Who am I, a 22 year old??
April 25, 2025 at 5:49 PM
My friend invited me to dinner tonight at 9PM! Who am I, a 22 year old??
I actually think I’d prefer if Wilson Fisk were president.
April 22, 2025 at 4:14 AM
I actually think I’d prefer if Wilson Fisk were president.
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April 17th! Mark your calendars. #LeverageRedemption is BACK! Our biggest, wildest season yet! Only on @AmazonPrime
February 24, 2025 at 2:15 PM
April 17th! Mark your calendars. #LeverageRedemption is BACK! Our biggest, wildest season yet! Only on @AmazonPrime