he wants to stay in bed all day
January 25, 2026 at 6:17 PM
he wants to stay in bed all day
Miss Ariana has some Grande shoes to fill
January 14, 2026 at 12:41 PM
Miss Ariana has some Grande shoes to fill
What’s your favorite way to say, “watch your mouth” in corporate?
January 6, 2026 at 6:05 PM
What’s your favorite way to say, “watch your mouth” in corporate?
it’s a beautiful day to get a Diet Coke and McGriddle
January 4, 2026 at 4:49 PM
it’s a beautiful day to get a Diet Coke and McGriddle
people who slam weights should be tried at The Hague
December 29, 2025 at 10:28 PM
people who slam weights should be tried at The Hague
Using hookup apps as a low-budget Task Rabbit™ for minor home improvements
December 29, 2025 at 2:26 PM
Using hookup apps as a low-budget Task Rabbit™ for minor home improvements
2026 gonna be the year I buy a theremin
December 26, 2025 at 4:26 PM
2026 gonna be the year I buy a theremin
Would anyone like to come over, eat Chinese food, and watch Batman Returns (1992)/me wrap Christmas presents
December 24, 2025 at 2:14 AM
Would anyone like to come over, eat Chinese food, and watch Batman Returns (1992)/me wrap Christmas presents
this tired lil elf still has more to wrap!
December 23, 2025 at 9:20 PM
this tired lil elf still has more to wrap!
we should be talking about this more
December 22, 2025 at 4:20 PM
we should be talking about this more
The Muppet Christmas Carol is one of the best movies ever made
December 14, 2025 at 4:42 AM
The Muppet Christmas Carol is one of the best movies ever made
Has anyone watch the Diddy docu-series on Netflix?? Is it Worth the Watch
December 12, 2025 at 3:00 AM
Has anyone watch the Diddy docu-series on Netflix?? Is it Worth the Watch
gave a guest lecture today today on religion, music, and performance in post-wwii England, and boyyyyyy was it fun :’)
December 12, 2025 at 1:33 AM
gave a guest lecture today today on religion, music, and performance in post-wwii England, and boyyyyyy was it fun :’)
first queen in ??? months???? @benjibark.bsky.social
December 2, 2025 at 1:52 AM
first queen in ??? months???? @benjibark.bsky.social
Sitting down at my desk to answer the texts my friends sent me while I was on PTO
a woman is laying on a bed with her eyes closed and a bloody nose .
ALT: a woman is laying on a bed with her eyes closed and a bloody nose .
media.tenor.com
November 11, 2025 at 5:31 PM
Sitting down at my desk to answer the texts my friends sent me while I was on PTO
survived my first time in my gym’s steam room today 🙂↕️
November 9, 2025 at 11:31 PM
survived my first time in my gym’s steam room today 🙂↕️
dick from a guy that gets scared every time he releases the pressure from his InstantPot™
October 24, 2025 at 6:23 PM
dick from a guy that gets scared every time he releases the pressure from his InstantPot™
As a gay man, it’s so important to have a straight work-husband
October 7, 2025 at 6:09 PM
As a gay man, it’s so important to have a straight work-husband
The cake in question (remade for work)
Pumpkin five spice olive oil cake with cardamom cream cheese frosting
Pumpkin five spice olive oil cake with cardamom cream cheese frosting
October 6, 2025 at 4:15 PM
The cake in question (remade for work)
Pumpkin five spice olive oil cake with cardamom cream cheese frosting
Pumpkin five spice olive oil cake with cardamom cream cheese frosting
graphic design is my passion
October 2, 2025 at 1:49 AM
graphic design is my passion
Reposted by leo
This is now a @aglioeoleo.bsky.social appreciation account 👯♂️ (we like the same things, especially spending our life savings on two scoops of ice cream)
September 30, 2025 at 7:17 PM
This is now a @aglioeoleo.bsky.social appreciation account 👯♂️ (we like the same things, especially spending our life savings on two scoops of ice cream)
how do I get insanely Snatched within 30 days, so I can dress up like catwoman (1992) for Halloween
September 29, 2025 at 12:32 AM
how do I get insanely Snatched within 30 days, so I can dress up like catwoman (1992) for Halloween