i posted this i was half awake. morpheus makes me post good
my two breasts are my best buds. right now theyre talking about how to take over the world
November 14, 2025 at 8:27 AM
i posted this i was half awake. morpheus makes me post good
Reposted by Ashley
I hate to do this again. I've been sick and missing work, and my works been fucking me on hours again, so i need about 450 to be in the safe zone for my rent, so anything you can spare helps
November 14, 2025 at 6:25 AM
I hate to do this again. I've been sick and missing work, and my works been fucking me on hours again, so i need about 450 to be in the safe zone for my rent, so anything you can spare helps
you'd look beautiful, jumping and dancing to this
November 14, 2025 at 6:21 AM
you'd look beautiful, jumping and dancing to this
why do so many of my dreams take place more than a decade ago
November 14, 2025 at 5:26 AM
why do so many of my dreams take place more than a decade ago
my two breasts are my best buds. right now theyre talking about how to take over the world
November 14, 2025 at 3:10 AM
my two breasts are my best buds. right now theyre talking about how to take over the world
As she breathes in, she catches the pleasant scent of the bed sheets. Clean. Fresh.
"These shrimp fresh?", she recalls and laughs.
"These shrimp fresh?", she recalls and laughs.
November 13, 2025 at 11:08 PM
As she breathes in, she catches the pleasant scent of the bed sheets. Clean. Fresh.
"These shrimp fresh?", she recalls and laughs.
"These shrimp fresh?", she recalls and laughs.
i really want the flippin gabecube...
November 13, 2025 at 10:38 PM
i really want the flippin gabecube...
Reposted by Ashley
I assume one day in my lifetime i will be employed to do the things i am good at based on my existing work that showcases i am good at it. I'm hedging that bet that ill eventually get there age 67 or 70 then die of heart failure.
November 13, 2025 at 9:21 PM
I assume one day in my lifetime i will be employed to do the things i am good at based on my existing work that showcases i am good at it. I'm hedging that bet that ill eventually get there age 67 or 70 then die of heart failure.
my potential is wasted thinking about fucking swamps
November 13, 2025 at 9:07 PM
my potential is wasted thinking about fucking swamps
Reposted by Ashley
Gardevoir sketch
November 13, 2025 at 3:03 PM
Gardevoir sketch
communist cloud computing party
November 13, 2025 at 5:25 PM
communist cloud computing party
NAILS DIGGING IN MY SKIN
ITS NEVER FELT SO GOOD
ITS NEVER FELT SO GOOD
November 13, 2025 at 3:28 AM
NAILS DIGGING IN MY SKIN
ITS NEVER FELT SO GOOD
ITS NEVER FELT SO GOOD
new pet peeve: dont join vc if you aint gonna talk
November 12, 2025 at 11:27 PM
new pet peeve: dont join vc if you aint gonna talk
YOU BRANDISH POWEEEER
THATS WHY YOU MUST
Die.
....
Ooooor-
THATS WHY YOU MUST
Die.
....
Ooooor-
November 12, 2025 at 7:43 PM
YOU BRANDISH POWEEEER
THATS WHY YOU MUST
Die.
....
Ooooor-
THATS WHY YOU MUST
Die.
....
Ooooor-
November 12, 2025 at 5:06 PM
"Welcome to the team."
November 12, 2025 at 1:22 PM
"Welcome to the team."
Reposted by Ashley
I got the dreaded “So why do you wanna work at this specific soulless fast food restaurant?” In my most recent interview
Because I need money. Literally what is the point of this question other than so managers can stroke their own egos?
Because I need money. Literally what is the point of this question other than so managers can stroke their own egos?
November 12, 2025 at 9:16 AM
I got the dreaded “So why do you wanna work at this specific soulless fast food restaurant?” In my most recent interview
Because I need money. Literally what is the point of this question other than so managers can stroke their own egos?
Because I need money. Literally what is the point of this question other than so managers can stroke their own egos?
i put on a sweater with a shit ton of cat hair and didnt even see til i got outside aaaaa
November 12, 2025 at 7:58 AM
i put on a sweater with a shit ton of cat hair and didnt even see til i got outside aaaaa
i may be Gay, still, but im not Adam anymore
i get closer to Eve till im shaving this apple off
i get closer to Eve till im shaving this apple off
November 12, 2025 at 7:14 AM
i may be Gay, still, but im not Adam anymore
i get closer to Eve till im shaving this apple off
i get closer to Eve till im shaving this apple off
i get up and the first thing i say is "crustaceans!"
November 12, 2025 at 6:33 AM
i get up and the first thing i say is "crustaceans!"
im a girl because i can be
born at the right time
born at the right time
November 11, 2025 at 5:46 PM
im a girl because i can be
born at the right time
born at the right time
yeah like. bro if you wanna really throw gender away why dont you present fem for a change?
November 11, 2025 at 9:20 AM
yeah like. bro if you wanna really throw gender away why dont you present fem for a change?
IF THE STRUCTURE FALLS
AND ALL ELSE FAILS
WE WILL BUILD IT ONCE AGAIN
AND ALL ELSE FAILS
WE WILL BUILD IT ONCE AGAIN
November 10, 2025 at 11:22 PM
IF THE STRUCTURE FALLS
AND ALL ELSE FAILS
WE WILL BUILD IT ONCE AGAIN
AND ALL ELSE FAILS
WE WILL BUILD IT ONCE AGAIN