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AgentMaayan
@agentmaayan.bsky.social
· Aug 18
I think just be kind to people whenever you can even if you have no particular reason for it. Just default to kindness maybe? Okay thanks
Does anyone want my @watsoncomedian.bsky.social Blackheath ticket? November 22nd, FV, I'm sick and can't travel.
November 14, 2025 at 4:19 PM
Does anyone want my @watsoncomedian.bsky.social Blackheath ticket? November 22nd, FV, I'm sick and can't travel.
I would just like to ask for some good, healing vibes please. It's been a tough week and I need a win (and I need that win to be an "antibiotics are working well and you'll make a full recovery in a few days" kind of win)
November 11, 2025 at 4:04 PM
I would just like to ask for some good, healing vibes please. It's been a tough week and I need a win (and I need that win to be an "antibiotics are working well and you'll make a full recovery in a few days" kind of win)
My OCD brain should win awards for the carefully crafted lies it tells me when I'm tired. Oscars, Emmys, Hugos... the writing is so believable and should honestly be rewarded with something other than my declining mental state
November 10, 2025 at 4:26 PM
My OCD brain should win awards for the carefully crafted lies it tells me when I'm tired. Oscars, Emmys, Hugos... the writing is so believable and should honestly be rewarded with something other than my declining mental state
"Your illness is caused by stress, have you considered reducing stress in your life?" No actually I never thought about it, now that you've mentioned that idea I bet it would be easy, thanks ma'am I'm cured
November 9, 2025 at 1:11 PM
"Your illness is caused by stress, have you considered reducing stress in your life?" No actually I never thought about it, now that you've mentioned that idea I bet it would be easy, thanks ma'am I'm cured
Happy November first, or as it's commonly known in my house: the first socially-acceptable day of Christmas ♥️🎄
November 1, 2025 at 1:04 PM
Happy November first, or as it's commonly known in my house: the first socially-acceptable day of Christmas ♥️🎄
Happy Halloween from me and my rather well-known niche cabaret legend x
(this is an odd reference to make on this platform but I hope you enjoy it nonetheless)
(this is an odd reference to make on this platform but I hope you enjoy it nonetheless)
October 30, 2025 at 5:14 PM
Happy Halloween from me and my rather well-known niche cabaret legend x
(this is an odd reference to make on this platform but I hope you enjoy it nonetheless)
(this is an odd reference to make on this platform but I hope you enjoy it nonetheless)
I'm going to make little badges that say "I didn't cry at work today (even though I really wanted to)" and carry them around to hand out to deserving individuals
October 27, 2025 at 10:48 AM
I'm going to make little badges that say "I didn't cry at work today (even though I really wanted to)" and carry them around to hand out to deserving individuals
Tell me happy things?
October 19, 2025 at 6:21 PM
Tell me happy things?
A small dose of hope for your Saturday morning: I just opened the shelter window, which has been covered by thick metal since I moved in.
October 18, 2025 at 10:48 AM
A small dose of hope for your Saturday morning: I just opened the shelter window, which has been covered by thick metal since I moved in.
Currently stress-eating cheese like the tiny mouse in a labyrinth that I am
October 14, 2025 at 3:00 PM
Currently stress-eating cheese like the tiny mouse in a labyrinth that I am
I can almost hear it. Millions of people collectively breathing out.
October 13, 2025 at 8:04 AM
I can almost hear it. Millions of people collectively breathing out.
Thanks for the new song, @hankgreen.bsky.social
October 11, 2025 at 6:04 PM
Thanks for the new song, @hankgreen.bsky.social
My local sci-fi convention doing a taskmaster community event with tasks like "drop the one ring into mount doom from the largest distance, farthest wins" is a 10/10 nerd experience
October 8, 2025 at 5:28 PM
My local sci-fi convention doing a taskmaster community event with tasks like "drop the one ring into mount doom from the largest distance, farthest wins" is a 10/10 nerd experience
Not to get soppy on main but it's now exactly two years since The Worst Day TM and the fact that I can get on zoom with people I adore and just laugh for an hour is something I really do not take for granted. The world is awful but I love my friends. Yeah, I mean you. 💛
October 6, 2025 at 9:05 PM
Not to get soppy on main but it's now exactly two years since The Worst Day TM and the fact that I can get on zoom with people I adore and just laugh for an hour is something I really do not take for granted. The world is awful but I love my friends. Yeah, I mean you. 💛
My meds are still out of stock. The pharmacist told me she ordered 26 cases of insulin and received 2 because there's a shortage of *everything*. She was near tears, "who do I give these to, how do I choose?" and I wanted to scream that the world is so unfair but instead I just said "yeah".
October 1, 2025 at 8:35 AM
My meds are still out of stock. The pharmacist told me she ordered 26 cases of insulin and received 2 because there's a shortage of *everything*. She was near tears, "who do I give these to, how do I choose?" and I wanted to scream that the world is so unfair but instead I just said "yeah".
If you're of the praying kind, now would be enough excellent time to do so. (If you're not, cross your fingers, or something)
September 29, 2025 at 6:36 PM
If you're of the praying kind, now would be enough excellent time to do so. (If you're not, cross your fingers, or something)
The best thing about having your own place is nobody can tell you not to make a Good Place door sign 🌵
September 27, 2025 at 12:41 PM
The best thing about having your own place is nobody can tell you not to make a Good Place door sign 🌵
In English you say "happy new year", but in Hebrew we wish for a year to be *good* and that's really what I'm asking of this one. Good news and good moments and good people. A good year. Shana Tova 💛
September 23, 2025 at 1:17 PM
In English you say "happy new year", but in Hebrew we wish for a year to be *good* and that's really what I'm asking of this one. Good news and good moments and good people. A good year. Shana Tova 💛
Having a real hard time believing in humanity today after being told by a (now former) friend that apparently people like me don't deserve to listen to music anymore. Picked up my guitar in rage, and maybe some spite. I'm really tired. Send me your favourite songs to listen to please?
September 19, 2025 at 2:32 PM
Having a real hard time believing in humanity today after being told by a (now former) friend that apparently people like me don't deserve to listen to music anymore. Picked up my guitar in rage, and maybe some spite. I'm really tired. Send me your favourite songs to listen to please?
Every day you think things couldn't possibly get worse, and then every day things get worse
September 17, 2025 at 6:23 PM
Every day you think things couldn't possibly get worse, and then every day things get worse
One Minute Away is the only novel I've been able to finish in nearly two years, and that should be reason enough for you to give it a try. A digital copy costs less than a cup of coffee! What a mad world we live in. Buy this book.
I didn’t know this, but my still new novel is 99p on Kindle. How do the economics of that work for anyone, you ask? Oh, they don’t. But I just want people to read it, and lots of 99p purchases would also make me look better, so please consider gambling just under a pound on it.
One Minute Away by @watsoncomedian.bsky.social is a bargain 99p on Kindle today #affiliatelink amzn.to/3K34RAf
September 14, 2025 at 10:42 AM
One Minute Away is the only novel I've been able to finish in nearly two years, and that should be reason enough for you to give it a try. A digital copy costs less than a cup of coffee! What a mad world we live in. Buy this book.
"You should grow some thicker skin" no I think a better solution is you stop being mean to me, thanks
September 8, 2025 at 6:13 AM
"You should grow some thicker skin" no I think a better solution is you stop being mean to me, thanks