AgentMaayan
@agentmaayan.bsky.social
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AgentMaayan
@agentmaayan.bsky.social
· Aug 18
I think just be kind to people whenever you can even if you have no particular reason for it. Just default to kindness maybe? Okay thanks
The main thing I'm taking from the 2016 trend is how thrilled me-from-ten-years-ago would be with the me-from-now I've turned out to be. I won't pretend it's perfect, but looking back at those photos, it's hard to ignore how many of her dreams I almost take for granted.
January 17, 2026 at 9:06 PM
The main thing I'm taking from the 2016 trend is how thrilled me-from-ten-years-ago would be with the me-from-now I've turned out to be. I won't pretend it's perfect, but looking back at those photos, it's hard to ignore how many of her dreams I almost take for granted.
It's really amazing what a 30-minute walk in the sun can do for your mental health
January 15, 2026 at 12:36 PM
It's really amazing what a 30-minute walk in the sun can do for your mental health
Check on your musical theatre friends today, they're likely having an emotional breakdown over a hat being finished
January 14, 2026 at 11:32 AM
Check on your musical theatre friends today, they're likely having an emotional breakdown over a hat being finished
My new year's resolution is to dance as much as possible. Looking for songs for my "music to move to" playlist: must have a banging guitar riff, a sax solo, basically anything that's impossible to sit still while listening to.
Send me your best bops, please!
Send me your best bops, please!
January 12, 2026 at 7:32 PM
My new year's resolution is to dance as much as possible. Looking for songs for my "music to move to" playlist: must have a banging guitar riff, a sax solo, basically anything that's impossible to sit still while listening to.
Send me your best bops, please!
Send me your best bops, please!
Happy 10th birthday to my best friend, who taught me what unconditional love feels like 🖤
January 10, 2026 at 9:06 PM
Happy 10th birthday to my best friend, who taught me what unconditional love feels like 🖤
The main thing I'm taking from Taskmaster NYT is that Sam Ryder is somehow even more sweet than I imagined and that I would like to be his best friend
January 4, 2026 at 9:05 AM
The main thing I'm taking from Taskmaster NYT is that Sam Ryder is somehow even more sweet than I imagined and that I would like to be his best friend
I just wish people who are incredibly privileged and safe would stop making self-centered commentary about life-or-death situations of people they hadn't met in countries they've never set foot in
January 3, 2026 at 1:53 PM
I just wish people who are incredibly privileged and safe would stop making self-centered commentary about life-or-death situations of people they hadn't met in countries they've never set foot in
"Introduce yourself with what almost killed you" no I don't think you'd like it if I did
January 2, 2026 at 7:41 PM
"Introduce yourself with what almost killed you" no I don't think you'd like it if I did
My uncle died today. I won't lie to you, I didn't care for this man. He was unkind, often violent, I hadn't talked to him in years. But there were people who loved him, and those people are sad, and the whole thing is COMPLICATED and I HATE IT. Life is a fragile thing, isn't it.
December 29, 2025 at 4:35 PM
My uncle died today. I won't lie to you, I didn't care for this man. He was unkind, often violent, I hadn't talked to him in years. But there were people who loved him, and those people are sad, and the whole thing is COMPLICATED and I HATE IT. Life is a fragile thing, isn't it.
Didn't think this was in the cards this year, but maybe it's my own little Christmas miracle 🎄🤍
December 27, 2025 at 8:37 PM
Didn't think this was in the cards this year, but maybe it's my own little Christmas miracle 🎄🤍
If you celebrate Christmas, you're legally obligated to send me a picture of your tree 🌲
December 24, 2025 at 7:25 PM
If you celebrate Christmas, you're legally obligated to send me a picture of your tree 🌲
Where does one find hope and strength to carry on? Asking for a friend
December 13, 2025 at 7:07 PM
Where does one find hope and strength to carry on? Asking for a friend
I would just like to state for the record that [loud, anguished scream, a scream so intense my soul leaves my body and floats aimlessly in space, until it finally finds peace]
December 7, 2025 at 6:50 AM
I would just like to state for the record that [loud, anguished scream, a scream so intense my soul leaves my body and floats aimlessly in space, until it finally finds peace]
I would like to feel better now, please. (Tomorrow is a full month that I'm sick, and no end in sight. I'm really scared and tired. Send me nice things, when you can.)
December 2, 2025 at 7:00 PM
I would like to feel better now, please. (Tomorrow is a full month that I'm sick, and no end in sight. I'm really scared and tired. Send me nice things, when you can.)
Happy December, as a reminder you are legally required to send me pictures of pretty Christmas decorations and trees you see
December 1, 2025 at 10:59 AM
Happy December, as a reminder you are legally required to send me pictures of pretty Christmas decorations and trees you see
Murder mystery podcast @murderbastard.bsky.social is out today. It's very good. Even Buffy gave it a glowing review (which is to say she sat like this and listened for most of the first episode).
November 30, 2025 at 9:04 AM
Murder mystery podcast @murderbastard.bsky.social is out today. It's very good. Even Buffy gave it a glowing review (which is to say she sat like this and listened for most of the first episode).
Hey friends, just needed to say I'm struggling these days, so don't be scared if I disappear for a bit (but maybe check in on me every now and then). Love you. Okay bye x
November 20, 2025 at 6:03 PM
Hey friends, just needed to say I'm struggling these days, so don't be scared if I disappear for a bit (but maybe check in on me every now and then). Love you. Okay bye x
Here's a nice thing to look forward to. God knows we can all use more of those.
I've mentioned this quietly, but - since the summer my hobby has been making this ambitious murder mystery podcast. A story. Narrated by me, with a mouthwatering cast. Partly interactive. Trailer is coming tomorrow but if you like the sound of this, please follow @murderbastard.bsky.social.
November 18, 2025 at 7:56 PM
Here's a nice thing to look forward to. God knows we can all use more of those.
Life is sad but dog is cute
November 18, 2025 at 2:01 PM
Life is sad but dog is cute
As a reminder: my favourite things to get on my birthday are 1) videos or voice notes of you saying happy birthday rather than just texts, and 2) pictures of Christmas decorations, even small ones.
November 16, 2025 at 9:55 AM
As a reminder: my favourite things to get on my birthday are 1) videos or voice notes of you saying happy birthday rather than just texts, and 2) pictures of Christmas decorations, even small ones.
Man, being sick SUCKS
November 16, 2025 at 8:00 AM
Man, being sick SUCKS
I would just like to ask for some good, healing vibes please. It's been a tough week and I need a win (and I need that win to be an "antibiotics are working well and you'll make a full recovery in a few days" kind of win)
November 11, 2025 at 4:04 PM
I would just like to ask for some good, healing vibes please. It's been a tough week and I need a win (and I need that win to be an "antibiotics are working well and you'll make a full recovery in a few days" kind of win)
My OCD brain should win awards for the carefully crafted lies it tells me when I'm tired. Oscars, Emmys, Hugos... the writing is so believable and should honestly be rewarded with something other than my declining mental state
November 10, 2025 at 4:26 PM
My OCD brain should win awards for the carefully crafted lies it tells me when I'm tired. Oscars, Emmys, Hugos... the writing is so believable and should honestly be rewarded with something other than my declining mental state
"Your illness is caused by stress, have you considered reducing stress in your life?" No actually I never thought about it, now that you've mentioned that idea I bet it would be easy, thanks ma'am I'm cured
November 9, 2025 at 1:11 PM
"Your illness is caused by stress, have you considered reducing stress in your life?" No actually I never thought about it, now that you've mentioned that idea I bet it would be easy, thanks ma'am I'm cured
Happy November first, or as it's commonly known in my house: the first socially-acceptable day of Christmas ♥️🎄
November 1, 2025 at 1:04 PM
Happy November first, or as it's commonly known in my house: the first socially-acceptable day of Christmas ♥️🎄