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Adverbia
@adverbia.bsky.social
Biology, science education, & ed psych. Teaching, crochet, crafts, and tinkering. ¡No me tutées!

Consultant: I can science your fiction.
Pinned
When I figure out how to stop procrastinating, it's over for you bitches.
The Executive is positioning national guard forces in strategic cities to normalize their presence. He is testing which commanders will follow orders and who will rebel so they can be fired before major elections take place. Whatever you tolerate now will feel normal a year from now.
November 9, 2025 at 4:11 PM
Can 🦑 #marinelife help?
Hi #scisky, #icanhazpdf? I teach marine science to high schoolers.
www.science.org/doi/10.1126/...
October 27, 2025 at 7:59 AM
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Hi #scisky, #icanhazpdf? I teach marine science to high schoolers.
www.science.org/doi/10.1126/...
October 27, 2025 at 12:47 AM
Hi #scisky, #icanhazpdf? I teach marine science to high schoolers.
www.science.org/doi/10.1126/...
October 27, 2025 at 12:47 AM
THEY BROUGHT IT BACK! #SHARPIE Extra Fine Point!!!!!!!
October 21, 2025 at 1:55 PM
Can I get an ID ASAP? Central Florida, East Coast, juvenile. #herp #snake #scisky
October 21, 2025 at 12:18 PM
Galatians 6: 7-10
September 11, 2025 at 8:49 PM
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We are leveling up our nerd level for this year's season finale of Two Pint PLC... we're taking the advice of @adverbia.bsky.social and doing a "Where Are They Now?" review of our past top papers.

It's kinda fascinating!
July 19, 2025 at 4:14 PM
I'm thinking of opening an #acorns account. Anyone have a referral link they want to share?
July 13, 2025 at 1:37 PM
So, about 6 weeks ago, my dear friend organized a fund-raiser for me on the sly. Some of you donated and I am so so grateful. Thank you so much. The purpose of the fundraiser has been fulfilled. You guys are amazing.
June 30, 2025 at 9:53 PM
First they promised jetpacks, now this. I won't be fooled again.
happy women having sex with robots day for those who celebrate
June 30, 2025 at 8:11 PM
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Juvenile bull shark - 1st dorsal fin. Indian River Lagoon, Florida. 🦑🐟🦈
June 3, 2025 at 12:29 PM
I put off a task for 5 months that just took me 15 minutes to complete. Why am I like this? (I know why.)
May 30, 2025 at 7:38 PM
I am thoroughly convinced that DJT Jr.'s brain is smooth like a water balloon, and you can't change my mind about that.
May 19, 2025 at 3:38 PM
A sugar daddy, but make it a guy who just wants me to text him random biology facts and nerd memes.
May 16, 2025 at 7:39 PM
So we're just going full on The Running Man, eh?
Kristi Noem has been working with the producer of “Duck Dynasty” to pitch a reality TV show—titled “The American”—where immigrants will compete in a string of challenges across the country “for the honor of fast-tracking their way to U.S. citizenship,” according to a new report.
Noem Plots Reality Show Where Migrants Fight for Citizenship
A Homeland Security official told the Daily Beast that the show is in the early stages of vetting, though approval has not been given—or denied.
www.thedailybeast.com
May 16, 2025 at 1:04 AM
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Need a nice late afternoon read about the mathematics of firefly synchrony? Here you go! From @evelynjlamb.bsky.social nautil.us/the-mathemat...
The Mathematical Mysteries of Fireflies
What blinking bugs reveal about synchrony in the universe
nautil.us
May 13, 2025 at 8:43 PM
Red Ink loves to see this.
Linda McMahon, Secretary of Education, sent Harvard a letter.

They graded it.

Bwahahaha.
May 7, 2025 at 10:22 AM
May 3, 2025 at 12:02 PM
Attention aspiring dentists! Plan to set up your practice in FL 10 years from now!
April 29, 2025 at 10:24 PM
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Sinners invites a new bold business idea. What if people want to see movies because they like them and not due to a pavlovian response to being 12 years old once!?
April 27, 2025 at 1:40 AM
This is the skeet equivalent of a hostage video.
These minerals are currently sitting atop the sea floor, waiting to be scooped up and processed. Through #NOAA’s mapping tech and licensing abilities, we are helping industry leaders find, collect and bring back these minerals to benefit the #USA & domestic manufacturing.
April 26, 2025 at 2:25 AM
Felices pascuas!
April 20, 2025 at 10:27 AM
Rewatching Game of Thrones. O had forgotten what an irredeemable turd Theon Greyjoy was in the first few seasons.
April 18, 2025 at 2:06 PM
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🚨TODAY @ 11 AM: A Florida teacher was fired in Brevard County because of the GOP’s anti-DEI agenda. The threats to public education started in Florida and now Republicans are taking this roadmap nationwide.

Join our Education Town Hall today ⬇️
Education Town Hall with Obama Education Secretary Arne Duncan · Florida Democratic Party
The Florida Democratic Party (FDP) is partnering with Educated We Stand and the Democratic Public Education Caucus of Florida to host an Education Town Hall with former Obama Education Secretary Arne ...
www.mobilize.us
April 12, 2025 at 12:56 PM