Mrs Specs: “Hi! How was the do? Hold on, I’ll just use the loo, then I’ll be down again.”
Me [to the tune of ‘Tubthumping’ by Chumbawumba]: “I! USE! THE! LOO! THEN I COME DOWN AGAIN!—”
Mrs Specs: [‘old-fashioned look’]
Mrs Specs: “Hi! How was the do? Hold on, I’ll just use the loo, then I’ll be down again.”
Me [to the tune of ‘Tubthumping’ by Chumbawumba]: “I! USE! THE! LOO! THEN I COME DOWN AGAIN!—”
Mrs Specs: [‘old-fashioned look’]