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Army Wife and Boy Mom (He/Him)
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On thee ramparts, I thought none watching, and so being a being of earth and sin, I chanced to put my penif into thee wind, fo the buffeting might excite it and me, but a sizeable Bird did fly beside it and, thinking it a worm, did tug and detach it, leaving me with no penif nor appetite for fowl
March 29, 2025 at 7:25 AM
dusting off the ol’ Brand New was always mid take in the hopes of capturing the old magic of #scorchfest @reminiscent-fm.bsky.social
February 28, 2025 at 8:03 PM
and then what happened?
#35 Maddie Rooney is stepping in net. 🥅
February 14, 2025 at 2:37 AM
when I see fan behavior online I’m like, “look at these stupid animals” but then Lady Gaga releases a new song and I listen to it over and over and want to lash out at randos over any soft criticism and I am forced to reckon with the fact that I am the stupid animal.
February 3, 2025 at 6:12 PM
Jey Uso sucks
February 2, 2025 at 3:25 AM
i cannot attend a live event without sitting in front of the most annoying men in the planet
January 25, 2025 at 4:04 AM
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✨this is an emerance maschmeyer appreciation post✨
January 19, 2025 at 7:45 PM
my son
Can you even believe before I adopted this dog, he was on a shelter ☠️ list for being “vicious”?
January 19, 2025 at 7:04 AM
The facial recognition for my work two factor did not work because I had a smile on my face.
January 13, 2025 at 8:29 PM
Coworker let me know that the fires in California were because they were “cancelling all the churches”
January 10, 2025 at 4:40 PM
Just saw a guy on twitter.com that hates PUP and likes Gilmore Girls. This is my nemesis.
December 31, 2024 at 8:42 PM
Huge bummer but I realized this morning that this is the first year of my adult life that was worse than the previous year. We are trending down folks!
December 31, 2024 at 4:53 PM
muri naysh baybee
December 4, 2024 at 2:44 PM
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This man's jersey is going into the divorce court rafters
@davidjroth.bsky.social CYBERTRUCK AT HOOTERS!
CYBERTRUCK AT HOOTERS!
November 18, 2024 at 8:55 PM
Tiny Moving Parts really makes the same song over and over again, but like, it’s a really good song.
November 18, 2024 at 4:46 PM
I have two different friends on European vacations this week and seeing their photos is making me miserable.
November 7, 2024 at 5:02 PM
what’s up bluesky? i forgot this existed, i’m about to see the get up kids live. don’t like the get up kids.
October 9, 2023 at 1:49 AM
Calling out of work because I do not want to move or disturb this angel baby.
September 1, 2023 at 1:15 PM
bringing a twitter staple to a new home:

daddy’s been drinkin’
August 15, 2023 at 1:13 AM
Look, I’m not trying to be elitist but I’m willing to bet you can buy an Unknown Pleasures record at a goddamn Target.
August 10, 2023 at 12:53 AM
I continue to be obsessed with Only Murders In The Building. Truly a light pat on the head of a tv show.
August 9, 2023 at 4:27 AM
Ate too much spicy ramen and feel like my entire head is on fire. Love 2 punish myself with food!
August 7, 2023 at 8:15 PM
Saw my first Spirit Halloween store of the year and am healed.
August 5, 2023 at 7:58 PM
Never mind, I won

10/10
Blood on the Clocktower critique:

I am the town harlot but the role is secret so I don’t get to carry myself as a floozy

3/10
August 5, 2023 at 4:38 AM
Blood on the Clocktower critique:

I am the town harlot but the role is secret so I don’t get to carry myself as a floozy

3/10
August 5, 2023 at 1:47 AM