Iggy Torlan
@adorablimp.bsky.social
It's me, Iggy! He/him. A digital shark from the depths of the internet. 30s. NO MINORS CW: 380 GW:2000
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Iggy Torlan
@adorablimp.bsky.social
· Jul 13
Oh, hey. Since you reached out to me here, I'm gonna assume that it's okay to reply.
You said that you didn't want or expect an apology. You are getting one anyway.
I am sorry for doubting that your cousin existed, that your sibling existed, and saying that you made them both up.
You said that you didn't want or expect an apology. You are getting one anyway.
I am sorry for doubting that your cousin existed, that your sibling existed, and saying that you made them both up.
Just so this is all here and not buried in the replies. Here's my apology to gothgator about a shitty thing I did: accusing him of inventing assaulted family members for sympathy. (I do hope that I am correct that GG is now using he/him pronouns as well.)
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Something big and spherical is happenin’ 👀
November 18, 2025 at 11:58 PM
Something big and spherical is happenin’ 👀
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When the Pikachu in the group gets way too huge to carry to the next area,,, looks like we're all stuck here for now, oh well, more berries ~ 💕✨
November 18, 2025 at 8:34 PM
When the Pikachu in the group gets way too huge to carry to the next area,,, looks like we're all stuck here for now, oh well, more berries ~ 💕✨
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Just gonna lay down a minute and place my face against the sole of this really nice extra soft and plump paw that is conveniently placed here. Just gonna close my eyes and dream about being twice my weight and laying on a giant Alaskan king bed sized paw pad. As a treat
November 18, 2025 at 9:18 PM
Just gonna lay down a minute and place my face against the sole of this really nice extra soft and plump paw that is conveniently placed here. Just gonna close my eyes and dream about being twice my weight and laying on a giant Alaskan king bed sized paw pad. As a treat
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More lizard lady, Gloria.
You need to put in extra work if you want an interview with such a big name actress.
You need to put in extra work if you want an interview with such a big name actress.
November 18, 2025 at 2:44 PM
More lizard lady, Gloria.
You need to put in extra work if you want an interview with such a big name actress.
You need to put in extra work if you want an interview with such a big name actress.
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howling at the very first lines of this interview
November 18, 2025 at 3:52 PM
howling at the very first lines of this interview
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getting my mojo back with a very fat cat
ft. malta
ft. malta
November 18, 2025 at 11:26 PM
getting my mojo back with a very fat cat
ft. malta
ft. malta
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November 18, 2025 at 9:53 PM
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Always read the fine print when signing up for lab testing at the shady bio-tech megacorp.
November 18, 2025 at 2:41 AM
Always read the fine print when signing up for lab testing at the shady bio-tech megacorp.
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"holy shit. i thought the spiral eyes were just like, a kink art thing."
you feel a finger prod your yards-deep flab.
"your eyes just like, did that."
the feeding hose in your mouth fires another gallon of lard into you.
"were you even... did you even want to resist?"
but why would you resist fate?
you feel a finger prod your yards-deep flab.
"your eyes just like, did that."
the feeding hose in your mouth fires another gallon of lard into you.
"were you even... did you even want to resist?"
but why would you resist fate?
November 18, 2025 at 3:46 AM
"holy shit. i thought the spiral eyes were just like, a kink art thing."
you feel a finger prod your yards-deep flab.
"your eyes just like, did that."
the feeding hose in your mouth fires another gallon of lard into you.
"were you even... did you even want to resist?"
but why would you resist fate?
you feel a finger prod your yards-deep flab.
"your eyes just like, did that."
the feeding hose in your mouth fires another gallon of lard into you.
"were you even... did you even want to resist?"
but why would you resist fate?
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What the fuck did you expect. It was called the "Wonka Special".
And yet here you are. Your body filling with juice, leaking from every hole and a few more on top.
Your round, taut form knocks over cafe tables as strangers jab at you mockingly for falling for it.
But you knew, didn't you? Weirdo.
And yet here you are. Your body filling with juice, leaking from every hole and a few more on top.
Your round, taut form knocks over cafe tables as strangers jab at you mockingly for falling for it.
But you knew, didn't you? Weirdo.
November 18, 2025 at 3:53 AM
What the fuck did you expect. It was called the "Wonka Special".
And yet here you are. Your body filling with juice, leaking from every hole and a few more on top.
Your round, taut form knocks over cafe tables as strangers jab at you mockingly for falling for it.
But you knew, didn't you? Weirdo.
And yet here you are. Your body filling with juice, leaking from every hole and a few more on top.
Your round, taut form knocks over cafe tables as strangers jab at you mockingly for falling for it.
But you knew, didn't you? Weirdo.
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asriel being a smug, bossy little brat with G cups (male) who gets turned into a subby, useless two-ton blobpile who can't string together two words consecutively without burping or wheezing by dess
November 18, 2025 at 5:03 AM
asriel being a smug, bossy little brat with G cups (male) who gets turned into a subby, useless two-ton blobpile who can't string together two words consecutively without burping or wheezing by dess
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all gnolls are meant to be fat. Muscle chub or giggle dogs of dough, fat and gnolls go together like peanut butter and jelly.
November 18, 2025 at 4:25 AM
all gnolls are meant to be fat. Muscle chub or giggle dogs of dough, fat and gnolls go together like peanut butter and jelly.
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I’m not saying they’re better. But paws with full soles are the hotter choice over ones with partial pads. Something about the physical continuity of a single paw surface being pressed against my face without any breaks or interruptions.
November 18, 2025 at 6:19 AM
I’m not saying they’re better. But paws with full soles are the hotter choice over ones with partial pads. Something about the physical continuity of a single paw surface being pressed against my face without any breaks or interruptions.
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💸 Supporter Update!
Wendell in Oscar's domain... 🐺🐯
Wendell in Oscar's domain... 🐺🐯
November 18, 2025 at 1:42 AM
💸 Supporter Update!
Wendell in Oscar's domain... 🐺🐯
Wendell in Oscar's domain... 🐺🐯
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Mr. Everett is helping me find my gun
November 18, 2025 at 1:12 AM
Mr. Everett is helping me find my gun
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[【( Furry, Extreme Weight Gain, Slight Humiliation )】]
✦🟨 Personal Work! ☕🍩 (Part 2/2)
From within Glaceon's executive boardroom presentation; several other attendees of varying sizes tuned in remotely—their newest brand of products provided to them 'promoting' sedentary, over-reliant lifestyles… 💓💦
✦🟨 Personal Work! ☕🍩 (Part 2/2)
From within Glaceon's executive boardroom presentation; several other attendees of varying sizes tuned in remotely—their newest brand of products provided to them 'promoting' sedentary, over-reliant lifestyles… 💓💦
November 18, 2025 at 1:13 AM
[【( Furry, Extreme Weight Gain, Slight Humiliation )】]
✦🟨 Personal Work! ☕🍩 (Part 2/2)
From within Glaceon's executive boardroom presentation; several other attendees of varying sizes tuned in remotely—their newest brand of products provided to them 'promoting' sedentary, over-reliant lifestyles… 💓💦
✦🟨 Personal Work! ☕🍩 (Part 2/2)
From within Glaceon's executive boardroom presentation; several other attendees of varying sizes tuned in remotely—their newest brand of products provided to them 'promoting' sedentary, over-reliant lifestyles… 💓💦
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[ fatfur ] jester is back hello buddy ( also ! @shi3ly.bsky.social )
November 17, 2025 at 11:38 PM
[ fatfur ] jester is back hello buddy ( also ! @shi3ly.bsky.social )
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Alfred Hitchcock's cure for fascism
November 17, 2025 at 5:51 PM
Alfred Hitchcock's cure for fascism
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unghhhhhh turning into produuuuce......my most favorite thing..
FA LINK: www.furaffinity.net/view/63008754/
FA LINK: www.furaffinity.net/view/63008754/
November 16, 2025 at 7:08 PM
unghhhhhh turning into produuuuce......my most favorite thing..
FA LINK: www.furaffinity.net/view/63008754/
FA LINK: www.furaffinity.net/view/63008754/
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Gnolls are great
Gnolls are chill
Gnolls gain experience in every skill
Decent at everything
Not very tough
Shouldn't have tried to fight Crazy Yiuf.
#DCSS
Gnolls are chill
Gnolls gain experience in every skill
Decent at everything
Not very tough
Shouldn't have tried to fight Crazy Yiuf.
#DCSS
November 17, 2025 at 10:30 PM
Gnolls are great
Gnolls are chill
Gnolls gain experience in every skill
Decent at everything
Not very tough
Shouldn't have tried to fight Crazy Yiuf.
#DCSS
Gnolls are chill
Gnolls gain experience in every skill
Decent at everything
Not very tough
Shouldn't have tried to fight Crazy Yiuf.
#DCSS
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“Get slow get sluggish. Get slow get sluggish. Get slow get sluggish.”
“Dude, I already told you, you can’t hypnotise me!”
“Oh, I’m not talking to you, I’m hypnotising your metabolism.”
“Dude, I already told you, you can’t hypnotise me!”
“Oh, I’m not talking to you, I’m hypnotising your metabolism.”
November 17, 2025 at 10:58 PM
“Get slow get sluggish. Get slow get sluggish. Get slow get sluggish.”
“Dude, I already told you, you can’t hypnotise me!”
“Oh, I’m not talking to you, I’m hypnotising your metabolism.”
“Dude, I already told you, you can’t hypnotise me!”
“Oh, I’m not talking to you, I’m hypnotising your metabolism.”
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bombardment of devilish indulgence
November 17, 2025 at 6:34 PM
bombardment of devilish indulgence