Austin
@adoptedhighway.bsky.social
terrified of escaped zoo animals
i’m hiding in the bushes outside a restaurant watching a first date and telling the waiter exactly what to say
November 20, 2024 at 2:58 AM
i’m hiding in the bushes outside a restaurant watching a first date and telling the waiter exactly what to say
dentist said i can eat candy and stuff because he no longer cares about me or my teeth
November 18, 2024 at 3:57 PM
dentist said i can eat candy and stuff because he no longer cares about me or my teeth
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Hey guys, I've set up my art account here, check it out if you'd like. Thanks! ✌️❤️
Jungle temple ruins
#Art #Backgroundart #Krita
#Art #Backgroundart #Krita
July 27, 2023 at 2:17 PM
Hey guys, I've set up my art account here, check it out if you'd like. Thanks! ✌️❤️
it would be so scary if your house was haunted by 1000000 ghosts
August 8, 2023 at 3:06 PM
it would be so scary if your house was haunted by 1000000 ghosts
the guys in coldplay should be animated like the gorillaz. they’ve earned it
July 5, 2023 at 9:31 PM
the guys in coldplay should be animated like the gorillaz. they’ve earned it
just saw raiders of the lost ark. harrison ford looks great for 90!
July 2, 2023 at 5:37 PM
just saw raiders of the lost ark. harrison ford looks great for 90!
i hope bluesky doesn’t do anything weird. this app is my primary source of news
July 2, 2023 at 5:06 PM
i hope bluesky doesn’t do anything weird. this app is my primary source of news
i always feel so listless in the days between canada day and the fourth of july
July 2, 2023 at 2:44 PM
i always feel so listless in the days between canada day and the fourth of july
you can get around the 600 post rate limit by looking over people’s shoulders while they scroll twitter on the bus
July 1, 2023 at 8:45 PM
you can get around the 600 post rate limit by looking over people’s shoulders while they scroll twitter on the bus
i wish you could exchange blue sky invite codes for millions of dollars. that’d be nice
June 24, 2023 at 3:56 AM
i wish you could exchange blue sky invite codes for millions of dollars. that’d be nice
a good idea for finding the missing submarine is to look in the last place they remember having it
June 21, 2023 at 5:21 AM
a good idea for finding the missing submarine is to look in the last place they remember having it
i’m very interested in discovering the differences between hot dogs and legs
May 24, 2023 at 3:25 AM
i’m very interested in discovering the differences between hot dogs and legs
at the end of selling sunset all the agents set up an elaborate ruse where they get chrishell in an open house and explode it
May 21, 2023 at 2:27 AM
at the end of selling sunset all the agents set up an elaborate ruse where they get chrishell in an open house and explode it
chess is all luck no strategy. it just depends on the pieces you get
May 15, 2023 at 3:51 AM
chess is all luck no strategy. it just depends on the pieces you get
anybody else see that fly on pence’s head? about gave me a heart attack
May 10, 2023 at 2:23 AM
anybody else see that fly on pence’s head? about gave me a heart attack
no elon, no trump, and no queen elizabeth… yeah, i think can get used to this place
May 8, 2023 at 1:52 AM
no elon, no trump, and no queen elizabeth… yeah, i think can get used to this place
they probably just did the coronation to distract people from Brexit
May 8, 2023 at 12:01 AM
they probably just did the coronation to distract people from Brexit
yeah i live in a car. but it’s a limousine
May 7, 2023 at 9:42 PM
yeah i live in a car. but it’s a limousine