stuart adkins iii
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Children who were born at the start of the pandemic can now read at a basic level and we STILL can’t get sound to work right on zoom
May 28, 2025 at 3:49 AM
Children who were born at the start of the pandemic can now read at a basic level and we STILL can’t get sound to work right on zoom
excited for new samia
April 25, 2025 at 4:25 PM
excited for new samia
Installing firmware on stuff that’s supposed to “just work” suuuuuucks because they’re not designed for it
April 25, 2025 at 2:53 AM
Installing firmware on stuff that’s supposed to “just work” suuuuuucks because they’re not designed for it
Suddenly need to learn tap dance? Not to actually do it, but I need to learn the rhythms? Odd
April 16, 2025 at 3:41 AM
Suddenly need to learn tap dance? Not to actually do it, but I need to learn the rhythms? Odd
Showed up to rehearsal and they have a new cymbal that doesn’t suck?? Big day
April 9, 2025 at 2:35 AM
Showed up to rehearsal and they have a new cymbal that doesn’t suck?? Big day
Just bought Serum 2 and had more fun with it in 30 minutes than I’ve had with any other synth in years
Amazing that software that costs money is better than software that doesn’t
Amazing that software that costs money is better than software that doesn’t
March 21, 2025 at 10:17 PM
Just bought Serum 2 and had more fun with it in 30 minutes than I’ve had with any other synth in years
Amazing that software that costs money is better than software that doesn’t
Amazing that software that costs money is better than software that doesn’t
My new sworn enemy is the guy in the office who defaults to the middle urinal
March 20, 2025 at 9:27 PM
My new sworn enemy is the guy in the office who defaults to the middle urinal
“Lie updates” is an AMAZING typo
President Donald Trump is scheduled to speak with Ukrainian Prime Minister Volodymyr Zelensky by phone Wednesday morning, a White House official said.
Follow lie updates here:
Follow lie updates here:
Live updates: Trump continues attack on federal judge despite stern statement from chief justice
Get the latest news on President Donald Trump’s return to the White House and the new Congress.
www.washingtonpost.com
March 19, 2025 at 3:50 PM
“Lie updates” is an AMAZING typo
I just had a delicious Italian meal but the authenticity was ruined by the fact that the restaurant had us in and out in under an hour. no italian meal is that fast
March 15, 2025 at 3:05 AM
I just had a delicious Italian meal but the authenticity was ruined by the fact that the restaurant had us in and out in under an hour. no italian meal is that fast
Do you want to feel BAD? Eat dinner at 9PM and chase it with an off brand energy drink. You will feel AWFUL. Guaranteed.
March 14, 2025 at 4:36 AM
Do you want to feel BAD? Eat dinner at 9PM and chase it with an off brand energy drink. You will feel AWFUL. Guaranteed.
Is anyone else’s Bluesky feed suddenly tragic? Not even just the political stuff! I’m seeing a lot of disease updates from people I don’t follow, and that don’t even have high engagement. Distressing and incredibly likely to get me to stop using this app
March 6, 2025 at 5:23 AM
Is anyone else’s Bluesky feed suddenly tragic? Not even just the political stuff! I’m seeing a lot of disease updates from people I don’t follow, and that don’t even have high engagement. Distressing and incredibly likely to get me to stop using this app
You don’t really know how disgusting your glasses are until someone flashes stage lights at you and you can’t see ANYTHING
March 3, 2025 at 12:19 AM
You don’t really know how disgusting your glasses are until someone flashes stage lights at you and you can’t see ANYTHING
so im working on a website for myself and this is a bad time because i just have NO social presence right now, so i cant even link my socials. sad.
February 27, 2025 at 4:07 AM
so im working on a website for myself and this is a bad time because i just have NO social presence right now, so i cant even link my socials. sad.
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The Kendrick/Drake beef has ended up being this
February 10, 2025 at 2:05 AM
The Kendrick/Drake beef has ended up being this
Just met someone in real life who wanted to follow me on Bluesky. It’s real. It’s happening.
February 10, 2025 at 12:45 AM
Just met someone in real life who wanted to follow me on Bluesky. It’s real. It’s happening.
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imagine a frog. good. now imagine a frog wearing a party hat and playin a lil tambourine. even better
February 1, 2025 at 4:00 AM
imagine a frog. good. now imagine a frog wearing a party hat and playin a lil tambourine. even better
I am such a victim of bad poetry
February 1, 2025 at 6:50 AM
I am such a victim of bad poetry
I trust the lions to fucking disappoint me for the same reason I trust a pendulum I dropped from my nose to not hit me on the swing back.
January 19, 2025 at 4:11 AM
I trust the lions to fucking disappoint me for the same reason I trust a pendulum I dropped from my nose to not hit me on the swing back.
the lions are built to disappoint me
January 19, 2025 at 2:24 AM
the lions are built to disappoint me
the worst part of Christmas is definitely taking down the tree and having to listen to Christmas songs play in reverse for like half an hour
January 18, 2025 at 1:16 AM
the worst part of Christmas is definitely taking down the tree and having to listen to Christmas songs play in reverse for like half an hour
I respect the balls on the guy in front of me telling the fare enforcement officer that he won’t be getting a ticket because he “has a pass”
That he doesn’t have on him.
He’s… losing.
That he doesn’t have on him.
He’s… losing.
January 9, 2025 at 4:50 PM
I respect the balls on the guy in front of me telling the fare enforcement officer that he won’t be getting a ticket because he “has a pass”
That he doesn’t have on him.
He’s… losing.
That he doesn’t have on him.
He’s… losing.
crazy that cats have teeth
January 5, 2025 at 3:09 AM
crazy that cats have teeth
you should be able to opt out of advertising from any credit cards you already have. you cant have two of the same credit card, so why do i need to hear the same joke eight billion times??
December 25, 2024 at 5:34 PM
you should be able to opt out of advertising from any credit cards you already have. you cant have two of the same credit card, so why do i need to hear the same joke eight billion times??
I like to mute the tv during commercials and pretend I’m watching a slasher movie
December 22, 2024 at 6:46 AM
I like to mute the tv during commercials and pretend I’m watching a slasher movie
I love how this implies that macOS is for people that fear technology when like 75% of big tech developers do their work on macOS
December 12, 2024 at 1:22 AM
I love how this implies that macOS is for people that fear technology when like 75% of big tech developers do their work on macOS