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Andrew John
@adjohnwrites.bsky.social
Wiradjuri man. Storyteller. Recipient of the Penguin Random House Write It Fellowship 2023. Slightly obsessed with Football (or “soccer” for the Americans).
May 22, 2025 at 11:30 PM
Attended Sydney Writers’ Fest yesterday. I’m going back on Saturday. If there’s any writers I know who will be in attendance, let’s grab a coffee.
May 22, 2025 at 11:29 PM
Prompt slop is what happens when the untalented use tools they don’t understand to generate work they don’t own.
April 21, 2025 at 6:27 PM
🖤💛❤️
January 25, 2025 at 3:19 PM
Any screenwriters out there working on a script or outline? Interested in swapping some constructive feedback?
#screenwriters
January 15, 2025 at 4:23 PM
Saying goodbye to one of the worst years of my life. Hoping things only get better from here. Happy 2025 ya’ll!
#happynewyear
January 1, 2025 at 7:48 AM
Thanks, yeah, my pride (or what was left of it) was the only thing that got hurt. Ah crap, I love when family captures us at our worst moments. Especially when there’s footage of it. Hope you’re all good.
December 26, 2024 at 4:47 AM
Looking forward to saying “fuck off” to one of the worst years of my life. Multiple deaths in the family, career stagnation and our dog’s major surgery. 2025 has to be better right?
December 26, 2024 at 12:35 AM
Shit, that really sucks. Hope you’re doing ok. I ate concrete last week after stacking it on the curb while walking my dog. Had a few spectators which also made the event extra special!
December 26, 2024 at 12:12 AM
I love how all these tech bros think AI is going to kill creative jobs. What a bunch of losers.
December 19, 2024 at 3:39 PM
Ever have one of those days where you wake up and go…honestly what’s the point?…like what’s the actual point??
December 4, 2024 at 9:55 PM
Where are all my writers at on this platform?
December 1, 2024 at 9:53 PM
Day 4 of Bailey’s bladder surgery recovery. Had to create a makeshift bedroom in the loungeroom as he’s been finding too hot in the bedroom. My wife is happy she has the bed to herself (no snore heads).
December 1, 2024 at 11:55 AM
Muggy AF 🥵 in Sydney right now. If you take out all the stuff in your fridge is it safe to live in it? Just asking for a friend.
December 1, 2024 at 1:30 AM
Needed a “pick me up” and grabbed this from my local Asian grocery. I don’t know what’s in it but I felt like I did the world’s longest line of white powder while being zapped by a car battery. Five stars! 🌟
November 28, 2024 at 12:37 PM
AI was supposed to do all the boring math, programming and spreadsheet shit no one wanted to do. Not replace artists by stealing their work. I’m all for this. Time to pay up fuck-o’s
November 27, 2024 at 7:38 AM
Eight years ago my wife was given a death sentence. Her oncologist had told me to get her affairs in order. Today she is 7 weeks pregnant. Nothing is ever certain but just shows a lot can change in under a decade.
November 27, 2024 at 6:48 AM
Just checked in to see if Twitter (X 🤮) is still a maga circle jerk…yep.
#twitter
November 27, 2024 at 3:45 AM
Sydney WTF! Walked to my office in Surry Hills at lunch and almost melted 🥵
#Sydney #Heatwave #melting
November 27, 2024 at 2:32 AM
Getting a ton of random DMs. Unless I know you I don’t even look at them. Soz.
November 26, 2024 at 11:11 PM
Dad joke of the day:

Why can't dinosaurs clap their hands?

Because they're extinct.
November 26, 2024 at 9:26 PM
Sad that so many of our languages are endangered, including Wiradjuri. Now they want to strike Aboriginal history from the curriculum in schools. They want our history to be colonial history. That will never happen.
November 23, 2024 at 2:22 AM
Elon now wants to buy LinkedIn just to shut it down because he hates it. I think he’s reached level 10,000 narcissism. So this is why he bought Twitter? (Never X). Makes sense now. I wonder what he’ll f$$k up next??
November 23, 2024 at 2:16 AM