Adeleine Kaye
@adeleinekaye.bsky.social
🪐💐🎭
Actor & Musician
Culture Enthusiast
Actor & Musician
Culture Enthusiast
Still thinkin bout that bagel
March 20, 2025 at 7:59 PM
Still thinkin bout that bagel
I bring a certain sense of whimsy to eating a bagel while reading a book that all y’all could never.
March 20, 2025 at 5:42 PM
I bring a certain sense of whimsy to eating a bagel while reading a book that all y’all could never.
I love God because God created man and man created bagel
March 20, 2025 at 5:38 PM
I love God because God created man and man created bagel
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Happy Pi Day everyone, though it feels like this day is really just for countries that use the bizarre month-followed-by-day format (I'm looking at you, US) that allows them to write today's date as 3.14
Last night I watched a pirated movie. On a scale of 1-10 I'd have to give it 3.14159265359
March 14, 2025 at 3:29 PM
Happy Pi Day everyone, though it feels like this day is really just for countries that use the bizarre month-followed-by-day format (I'm looking at you, US) that allows them to write today's date as 3.14
Guys do you think if I blast Beyoncé on a boom box outside of the palace King Charles will come outside and get jiggy with me?
#london #letsseethemcrownjewels
#returnthejewelstoafricawheretheybelong
#whiteguilt
#london #letsseethemcrownjewels
#returnthejewelstoafricawheretheybelong
#whiteguilt
March 13, 2025 at 7:49 PM
Guys do you think if I blast Beyoncé on a boom box outside of the palace King Charles will come outside and get jiggy with me?
#london #letsseethemcrownjewels
#returnthejewelstoafricawheretheybelong
#whiteguilt
#london #letsseethemcrownjewels
#returnthejewelstoafricawheretheybelong
#whiteguilt
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I would like to counter the horrible news of your day with something too grotesque for words: Chuck Windsor being a huge fan of Beyoncé’s Crazy in Love.
March 10, 2025 at 5:40 PM
I would like to counter the horrible news of your day with something too grotesque for words: Chuck Windsor being a huge fan of Beyoncé’s Crazy in Love.
I feel like not enough people realize how insane the name Dick van Dyke is
March 8, 2025 at 5:12 PM
I feel like not enough people realize how insane the name Dick van Dyke is
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What Humpty Dumpty is called in ten different countries…
Humpty Dumpty (Hungary)
Humpty Dumpty (Vietnam)
Humpty Dumpty (Ireland)
Humpty Dumpty (Spain)
Humpty Dumpty (Italy)
Humpty Dumpty (Canada)
Humpty Dumpty (Greece)
Humpty Dumpty (Poland)
Humpty Dumpty (Turkey)
Klumpe Dumpe (Denmark)
Humpty Dumpty (Hungary)
Humpty Dumpty (Vietnam)
Humpty Dumpty (Ireland)
Humpty Dumpty (Spain)
Humpty Dumpty (Italy)
Humpty Dumpty (Canada)
Humpty Dumpty (Greece)
Humpty Dumpty (Poland)
Humpty Dumpty (Turkey)
Klumpe Dumpe (Denmark)
March 4, 2025 at 7:21 PM
What Humpty Dumpty is called in ten different countries…
Humpty Dumpty (Hungary)
Humpty Dumpty (Vietnam)
Humpty Dumpty (Ireland)
Humpty Dumpty (Spain)
Humpty Dumpty (Italy)
Humpty Dumpty (Canada)
Humpty Dumpty (Greece)
Humpty Dumpty (Poland)
Humpty Dumpty (Turkey)
Klumpe Dumpe (Denmark)
Humpty Dumpty (Hungary)
Humpty Dumpty (Vietnam)
Humpty Dumpty (Ireland)
Humpty Dumpty (Spain)
Humpty Dumpty (Italy)
Humpty Dumpty (Canada)
Humpty Dumpty (Greece)
Humpty Dumpty (Poland)
Humpty Dumpty (Turkey)
Klumpe Dumpe (Denmark)
Sometimes you should just relax and let the ivories tickle you
March 1, 2025 at 6:21 AM
Sometimes you should just relax and let the ivories tickle you
In honor of Severance, I will officially be referring to having sex as “sharing vessels.”
March 1, 2025 at 1:09 AM
In honor of Severance, I will officially be referring to having sex as “sharing vessels.”
Maybe she’s born with it, maybe it’s Maybelline. It could also be all the ketamine she did at the club last night.
February 28, 2025 at 1:34 AM
Maybe she’s born with it, maybe it’s Maybelline. It could also be all the ketamine she did at the club last night.
Pass the NyQuil, Ma
February 27, 2025 at 6:06 AM
Pass the NyQuil, Ma
The crimson wave seems to be surfing me
February 27, 2025 at 5:54 AM
The crimson wave seems to be surfing me
Coco Chanel said to always remove one thing from your outfit before going out. Well alright there go my pants.
February 20, 2025 at 2:25 AM
Coco Chanel said to always remove one thing from your outfit before going out. Well alright there go my pants.
If the most mediocre man recited Nick Cage’s monologue about love from Moonstruck to me, let’s just say we’d be gettin down that night.
February 20, 2025 at 1:50 AM
If the most mediocre man recited Nick Cage’s monologue about love from Moonstruck to me, let’s just say we’d be gettin down that night.
Reposted by Adeleine Kaye
I believe in you trust yourself 🤲🏿
I'll never be as strong as a bottom 😩😩
Don’t just put it in your mouth…put it in your butt
February 18, 2025 at 7:04 PM
I believe in you trust yourself 🤲🏿
Reposted by Adeleine Kaye
There’s a Turkish phrase about the upside of hitting rock bottom being that things can’t get any worse. It goes göte giren şemsiye açılmaz and it means “an umbrella up one’s ass cannot be opened”
February 10, 2025 at 5:26 PM
There’s a Turkish phrase about the upside of hitting rock bottom being that things can’t get any worse. It goes göte giren şemsiye açılmaz and it means “an umbrella up one’s ass cannot be opened”
i took her to my penthouse and i freaked it
February 11, 2025 at 4:20 AM
i took her to my penthouse and i freaked it
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LOL, LMAO even.
The Pentagon is making changes to the resident Press Corps (outlets with physical workspaces in the building):
OUT: New York Times, NBC News, NPR, Politico
IN: New York Post, OANN, Breitbart, HuffPost
OUT: New York Times, NBC News, NPR, Politico
IN: New York Post, OANN, Breitbart, HuffPost
February 1, 2025 at 2:41 AM
LOL, LMAO even.
I have decided to live post (live skeet?) the movies I watch just randomly because I honestly have a lot of better things to do but I would rather do this.
February 1, 2025 at 11:49 PM
I have decided to live post (live skeet?) the movies I watch just randomly because I honestly have a lot of better things to do but I would rather do this.
Reposted by Adeleine Kaye
AAAAAAAAAAAAAH
February 1, 2025 at 10:50 PM
AAAAAAAAAAAAAH
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it's time to kill the music
it's time to cut the lights
it's time to fight the Muppets in the parking lot tonight
it's time to cut the lights
it's time to fight the Muppets in the parking lot tonight
January 8, 2025 at 3:36 AM
it's time to kill the music
it's time to cut the lights
it's time to fight the Muppets in the parking lot tonight
it's time to cut the lights
it's time to fight the Muppets in the parking lot tonight
Reposted by Adeleine Kaye
It made me physically ill following updates from the Supreme Court today. Sending love to trans people, trans kids especially, and their families because… whew. Enduring this kind of hostility is an experience us cisgender will never fully understand.
December 4, 2024 at 7:00 PM
It made me physically ill following updates from the Supreme Court today. Sending love to trans people, trans kids especially, and their families because… whew. Enduring this kind of hostility is an experience us cisgender will never fully understand.