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Onward. Forward.
I believe I am at an age when if my team(s) lose I no longer wear it on my sleeve. My oldest kids, in their early 20s, are miserable for 2-3 days if their team takes an L. The Phils just blew Game 1 to the LAD maybe 20 minut ago and I’m already over it. Hoping the Eagles don’t prove me wrong.
October 5, 2025 at 2:11 AM
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Hi Donald!
September 30, 2025 at 10:55 PM
The Yankees can SUUUUCK it. Now for the Dodgers..:
October 1, 2025 at 1:29 AM
Not surprising to see Jonathan Taylor leading the NFL in rushing thru a month, but seeing Derrick Henry seventh and Saquon Barkley seventeenth is wild. They’ve been bottled. The difference between Philly and Baltimore today is defensive players making plays when needed and INCREDIBLE special teams.
September 29, 2025 at 2:50 PM
Yeah, Kevin Patullo kinda sucks as an OC, but the abject hating on the Eagles on GMFB is wild.
September 29, 2025 at 2:34 PM
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The Europeans beat the Yankees in the Ryder cup, Toronto hold off the Yankees for the AL East pennant. A good day in sports land. ☺️
September 28, 2025 at 11:29 PM
Funny how the dorks were downplaying batting average until Judge won a batting title. Now those stat perverts won’t shut the fuck up about it.
September 29, 2025 at 5:36 AM
Noted doorknob Tom Verducci picks the NYY and the LAD to play in the World Series, announcing they are underdogs. Their combined salaries approach $800m. Fuck this dork.
September 29, 2025 at 5:00 AM
Governors ought to make it illegal, a felony even, for any government agent to conceal their faces or attempt to conceal their identities in any way, save for undercover stuff. End this cowardly bullshit. Make ‘em have badges and show their faces to match.
September 29, 2025 at 4:51 AM
MLB continues to try to rope in younger fans and yet continues to trot out Brian Kenny and a bunch of other morons who are as exciting as sea toast to rep the game on TV. They chuckleheads are forever telling fans they don’t know what they’re looking at & lean into advanced stats for everything.
September 29, 2025 at 4:48 AM
The NFL network coverage is going full Hallmark Channel on connecting the Rooney family to Ireland in this NFL game today. Big fucking deal. Like most of us aren’t Irish.
September 28, 2025 at 1:35 PM
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Republicans can’t win on their policies, so they are trying to dodge accountability by rewriting the rules. These lawmakers are going out of their way to silence the will of the people and deliberately undermine our democracy.
The White House is continuing to pressure more states to gerrymander their congressional maps because they are afraid of voters holding them accountable for their unpopular policies.

This is a decisive moment for our democracy. Take action to fight back against this power grab. ⬇️
September 25, 2025 at 8:20 PM
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Kimmel blacked out in 23% of the US. Gets record ratings of more than six million.
‘Jimmy Kimmel Live!’ Draws Record Ratings in Return from Suspension — The Hollywood Reporter
More than 6 million viewers tuned in for the late night host’s first show back, which wasn’t available in 23 percent of the country due to affiliate blackouts.
apple.news
September 24, 2025 at 10:14 PM
The new Ivy LP has some truly vintage ‘Ivy’ moments in it. Dominique’s vox are warm, as always. Tough to conceive that Adam wasn’t there thru the process. #music
September 25, 2025 at 3:56 AM
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🚨NEW: Kerry Kennedy has announced Late Show Host Stephen Colbert is the recipient of the 2025 Robert F. Kennedy Human Rights Award for his advocacy for free speech and speaking truth to power.

REPOST to congratulate Colbert on this honor!
September 24, 2025 at 6:38 PM
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with the Phillies' win over the Marlins, the Dodgers cannot get one of the top 2 seeds in the National League playoffs.

So LA will start in the wild card round either as the 3 (if they win the division), 4, or 5 seed
September 25, 2025 at 1:04 AM
Who the Hell is this moron on MLB Network talking about Judge being underappreciated? All the network does is slob him from dawn to dusk. They’re making him and the NYY the underdogs which is just insulting.
September 25, 2025 at 1:06 AM
Jaysus, the @phillies.com are playing Home Run Derby at the Bank tonight.
September 25, 2025 at 12:34 AM
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Jimmy Kimmel's Monologue now has 14.3 MILLION VIEWS on YouTube.

It would be a shame for you to share it

www.youtube.com/watch?v=c1tj...
Jimmy Kimmel is Back!
YouTube video by Jimmy Kimmel Live
www.youtube.com
September 24, 2025 at 7:37 PM
Kimmel’s monologue was note-perfect.
September 24, 2025 at 5:06 PM
Not that his retirement wasn’t well-earned or that is wasn’t his call, but damn, it’s too bad we lost Letterman’s show just before the Trump nonsense took off all those years ago.
September 24, 2025 at 5:04 PM