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300M followers on Twitter, Forbes 30 Under 30 (twice), Survivor S1 winner, CEO of Bluesky, first gay person to climb Mount Rainier 🏳️🌈
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@addison.bsky.social
· Dec 31
#HappyNewYear! as is my NYE tradition, here is my 2025 BINGO card with my silly little predictions for the upcoming year!
how much is she willing to pay me—the second hottest Addison from Louisiana—for my bsky handle?
April 23, 2025 at 5:59 PM
how much is she willing to pay me—the second hottest Addison from Louisiana—for my bsky handle?
how much is she willing to pay me—the second hottest Addison from Louisiana—for my bsky handle?
April 23, 2025 at 5:58 PM
how much is she willing to pay me—the second hottest Addison from Louisiana—for my bsky handle?
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People were mean to him on Twitter, so he bought Twitter.
People were still mean to him, so he bought the US government.
And he is going to use it to hunt down those bad people!
People were still mean to him, so he bought the US government.
And he is going to use it to hunt down those bad people!
March 29, 2025 at 10:17 PM
People were mean to him on Twitter, so he bought Twitter.
People were still mean to him, so he bought the US government.
And he is going to use it to hunt down those bad people!
People were still mean to him, so he bought the US government.
And he is going to use it to hunt down those bad people!
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Figured I’d hop on here today for the 15th anniversary of the Affordable Care Act.
With everything going on right now, it’s easy to feel like regular folks can’t make a difference – but the ACA is a reminder that change is possible when we fight for progress.
With everything going on right now, it’s easy to feel like regular folks can’t make a difference – but the ACA is a reminder that change is possible when we fight for progress.
March 23, 2025 at 1:08 PM
Figured I’d hop on here today for the 15th anniversary of the Affordable Care Act.
With everything going on right now, it’s easy to feel like regular folks can’t make a difference – but the ACA is a reminder that change is possible when we fight for progress.
With everything going on right now, it’s easy to feel like regular folks can’t make a difference – but the ACA is a reminder that change is possible when we fight for progress.
*having a mental breakdown*
jeff probst voice: THAT’S HOW YOU DO IT ON SURVIVOR
jeff probst voice: THAT’S HOW YOU DO IT ON SURVIVOR
March 12, 2025 at 5:39 PM
*having a mental breakdown*
jeff probst voice: THAT’S HOW YOU DO IT ON SURVIVOR
jeff probst voice: THAT’S HOW YOU DO IT ON SURVIVOR
I'm too blessed to be stressed!!
(sewage backed up and flooded my basement, need to gut the entire bathroom and replace sewage line, need to find an apt for the Afghan refugee who was staying in my basement, was already having a stressful work week and worked until 11pm tonight, also.. the world)
(sewage backed up and flooded my basement, need to gut the entire bathroom and replace sewage line, need to find an apt for the Afghan refugee who was staying in my basement, was already having a stressful work week and worked until 11pm tonight, also.. the world)
March 11, 2025 at 6:15 AM
I'm too blessed to be stressed!!
(sewage backed up and flooded my basement, need to gut the entire bathroom and replace sewage line, need to find an apt for the Afghan refugee who was staying in my basement, was already having a stressful work week and worked until 11pm tonight, also.. the world)
(sewage backed up and flooded my basement, need to gut the entire bathroom and replace sewage line, need to find an apt for the Afghan refugee who was staying in my basement, was already having a stressful work week and worked until 11pm tonight, also.. the world)
My #DragRace hot take is that RuPaul is harvesting the girls before they're ripe. I feel like Lydia, Jewels, and some others will be so fierce ~5 years from now when they've had more time to grow their sense of humor and confidence. 21yo on this show is wild!
March 9, 2025 at 5:22 PM
My #DragRace hot take is that RuPaul is harvesting the girls before they're ripe. I feel like Lydia, Jewels, and some others will be so fierce ~5 years from now when they've had more time to grow their sense of humor and confidence. 21yo on this show is wild!
I’ve been insufferable ever since I learned you could print whatever you want on a flag for like $20
March 8, 2025 at 4:09 PM
I’ve been insufferable ever since I learned you could print whatever you want on a flag for like $20
one week until I finally get to see Rebecca Black live
February 26, 2025 at 7:01 AM
one week until I finally get to see Rebecca Black live
I'm not into conspiracy theories, but if there were a 50/50 chance of impact, I think the government would tell us there's 0 chance of impact if they could control the narrative.. and I sorta hope they would?
February 25, 2025 at 5:52 AM
I'm not into conspiracy theories, but if there were a 50/50 chance of impact, I think the government would tell us there's 0 chance of impact if they could control the narrative.. and I sorta hope they would?
I was spiraling in the shower a few nights ago about how society would probably crumble and we'd all starve months before impact. like even if there was only a 50/50 chance, I would quit my job to live my last year to the fullest—but who *would* be working then? food supply would collapse so fast
NASA announced on Monday that the odds that an asteroid would smash into Earth in 2032 have dropped to nearly zero.
Earth Safe From Asteroid 2024 YR4, NASA Says
The odds that the space rock, 2024 YR4, will smash into our planet in 2032 have dropped to nearly zero, leading astronomers to conclude that we are no longer in danger.
www.nytimes.com
February 25, 2025 at 5:52 AM
I was spiraling in the shower a few nights ago about how society would probably crumble and we'd all starve months before impact. like even if there was only a 50/50 chance, I would quit my job to live my last year to the fullest—but who *would* be working then? food supply would collapse so fast
did anyone else know that Dylan Efron from The Traitors has an older brother?? not as hot but apparently he was on a different show a long time ago
February 18, 2025 at 6:17 AM
did anyone else know that Dylan Efron from The Traitors has an older brother?? not as hot but apparently he was on a different show a long time ago
we need a Camp Half Blood for all of elon musk’s secret kids to go complain about their absent father and train to someday overthrow him
February 15, 2025 at 11:40 PM
we need a Camp Half Blood for all of elon musk’s secret kids to go complain about their absent father and train to someday overthrow him
I feel like I’m about to OD on hearing “constitutional crisis” and “saatva mattresses” but I cannot look away from the car crash
February 15, 2025 at 9:54 PM
I feel like I’m about to OD on hearing “constitutional crisis” and “saatva mattresses” but I cannot look away from the car crash
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me during the white lotus theme song
February 15, 2025 at 4:52 PM
me during the white lotus theme song
so far I think I’m already on track for new pandemic, Mr Beast starts a healthcare company, NPR defunded, and Wendy Williams triumphant return
February 14, 2025 at 7:26 AM
so far I think I’m already on track for new pandemic, Mr Beast starts a healthcare company, NPR defunded, and Wendy Williams triumphant return
not brave enough to put this on Threads? 🫢
February 14, 2025 at 7:22 AM
not brave enough to put this on Threads? 🫢
I said bb let me hold your hand when I tell you we’re applying to the grocery store!
February 14, 2025 at 1:02 AM
I said bb let me hold your hand when I tell you we’re applying to the grocery store!
I'm helping the refugee I'm currently hosting search for his first job in the US and he told me he'd prefer a remote job
February 13, 2025 at 2:05 AM
I'm helping the refugee I'm currently hosting search for his first job in the US and he told me he'd prefer a remote job
no straight men at the gym during the superbowl 😇 they should do this every week
February 10, 2025 at 12:19 AM
no straight men at the gym during the superbowl 😇 they should do this every week
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My top Super Bowl memory is when Musk tweeted “Go Eagles” in 2023 from the game and then deleted it after a similar tweet from Biden got more engagement. Then he flew to Twitter HQ and demanded his workers find out why his posts were doing poorly, starting a multi-day fact finding mission.
February 9, 2025 at 11:04 PM
My top Super Bowl memory is when Musk tweeted “Go Eagles” in 2023 from the game and then deleted it after a similar tweet from Biden got more engagement. Then he flew to Twitter HQ and demanded his workers find out why his posts were doing poorly, starting a multi-day fact finding mission.
there should be an intramural musical theater league for people with absolutely no talent to get together and perform for—at most—a couple of your very drunk friends
February 9, 2025 at 3:57 PM
there should be an intramural musical theater league for people with absolutely no talent to get together and perform for—at most—a couple of your very drunk friends