I’m gonna free bleed into Pam Bondi’s coffee.

I rewatched my middle school lip dub from the year 2012. There are several of my friends no longer with us here today. And if they didn’t have a gun, then we’d still be having fun. But they all said keeping one’s the right way to be safe.

NYT: “Playing politics with the idea of fraudulent voters and stolen elections comes at a real cost to American confidence in our elections. It’s an affront to our democracy and to all those who work to deliver free and fair elections.” 🇺🇸 www.nytimes.com/2026/02/05/o...

Heard- sorry still getting the hang of this app’s display

It’s more about the meaning overall than who history wants to have said it- and this is a picture of a fictional representation of a historic figure. I am not attributing this quote to anyone, technically. But thank you for the constant reminder of something that can be googled.

You seem mad about a different concept here. I’m pointing out a certain level of wealth and spectacle that has no defense.

Report: More Americans Forced To Make Ends Meet By Turning To Alchemy https://theonion.com/report-more-americans-forced-to-make-ends-meet-by-turning-to-alchemy/

The meaning still stands whether Marie said it or not, love. Also this image is of an actress, not the historical figure.

Who ever said money can’t solve your problems must not have had enough problems

Mentally? I’m here:

Vine energy is on the rise and reheating as we speak, but unfortunately so are all of mankind’s darkest evils #whatapickle 🥒

If you are a musician genuinely doing ads for or using Suno- you should be banned from all award participation for life. I’d also enforce that you are never allowed to go to concerts again. Universal No-Ticket List.

Travis Kelce Asks Taylor Swift If Jason Can Also Get Married With Them https://theonion.com/travis-kelce-asks-taylor-swift-if-jason-can-also-get-married-with-them/

I’m sick of being told that my expressed anger is due to a lack of discipline or character, when I know it’s the exact opposite. The entitled lack of discomfort at the state of our country is an insufficiency of character. When your grandchildren ask, “Why didn’t you do anything?” What will you say?

America be like:

That’s okay cuz who the heck can afford to see either right now I have real problems

I think concert tickets should be priced by vertical space taken up not standing space. A tall people tax of sorts. Equity not Equality guys let’s make it happen

On Going Home

a bed of pine needles
and a lamp in the window
years of undusting
and keeping it kosher

I don’t know when-
can’t say when I first told her
Nothing is different, but everyone’s older