REESE! You don't understand. We must.
January 13, 2026 at 8:01 AM
REESE! You don't understand. We must.
My mental health social media timer ran out, so I've left the house. I'll catch up on #GoldenGlobes later.
January 12, 2026 at 2:49 AM
My mental health social media timer ran out, so I've left the house. I'll catch up on #GoldenGlobes later.
Are CBS so furious about the See BS News joke they're trying to tank the broadcast by inserting 10 minutes of advertising every half hour? #GoldenGlobes
January 12, 2026 at 2:14 AM
Are CBS so furious about the See BS News joke they're trying to tank the broadcast by inserting 10 minutes of advertising every half hour? #GoldenGlobes
Just took a delivery from Australia Post during one of the long arse as breaks that Paramount+ haven't been able to sell. #GoldenGlobes
January 12, 2026 at 1:50 AM
Just took a delivery from Australia Post during one of the long arse as breaks that Paramount+ haven't been able to sell. #GoldenGlobes
Moustache dude is not so much gently guiding celebrities as shoving them about like he's on a Japanese train platform #GoldenGlobes
January 12, 2026 at 1:45 AM
Moustache dude is not so much gently guiding celebrities as shoving them about like he's on a Japanese train platform #GoldenGlobes
If I wasn't already snowed under with podcasting, I would start The Smart Cast, where I watch everything Jean Smart has ever done because I always love her. #GoldenGlobes
January 12, 2026 at 1:34 AM
If I wasn't already snowed under with podcasting, I would start The Smart Cast, where I watch everything Jean Smart has ever done because I always love her. #GoldenGlobes
Jacob Elordi has gone the full 80's AFL mullet. Aussie pride. #GoldenGlobes
January 12, 2026 at 1:20 AM
Jacob Elordi has gone the full 80's AFL mullet. Aussie pride. #GoldenGlobes
Loved Nikki Glaser's monologue at the #GoldenGlobes so many jokes I wish I'd written!
January 12, 2026 at 1:18 AM
Loved Nikki Glaser's monologue at the #GoldenGlobes so many jokes I wish I'd written!
#GoldenGlobes texts to my sister:
Emily Blunt is turning into Kim Cattrall in Mannequin. But not when she was alive.
Emily Blunt is turning into Kim Cattrall in Mannequin. But not when she was alive.
January 12, 2026 at 1:16 AM
#GoldenGlobes texts to my sister:
Emily Blunt is turning into Kim Cattrall in Mannequin. But not when she was alive.
Emily Blunt is turning into Kim Cattrall in Mannequin. But not when she was alive.
“Show me what comic you loved when you were 13, and that's all I need to know about you.”
Brad Meltzer
Brad Meltzer
January 12, 2026 at 12:21 AM
“Show me what comic you loved when you were 13, and that's all I need to know about you.”
Brad Meltzer
Brad Meltzer
I cracked the poos about the Disney+ app and the weird frame rate malarkey in the latest batch of Theory Podcast episodes available now on Patreon or get them from 7am AEDST Monday to Friday wherever you get your podcasts.
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January 11, 2026 at 5:50 AM
I cracked the poos about the Disney+ app and the weird frame rate malarkey in the latest batch of Theory Podcast episodes available now on Patreon or get them from 7am AEDST Monday to Friday wherever you get your podcasts.
www.patreon.com/posts/146880...
www.patreon.com/posts/146880...
Oh, Channel Ten must have known it was my birthday and they've uploaded a new Traitors UK for me.
January 10, 2026 at 11:57 AM
Oh, Channel Ten must have known it was my birthday and they've uploaded a new Traitors UK for me.
On The Traitors, Reece just yelled out his own name and I wanted him to continue by shouting "you don't understand, we must!" I have a problem.
January 10, 2026 at 3:53 AM
On The Traitors, Reece just yelled out his own name and I wanted him to continue by shouting "you don't understand, we must!" I have a problem.
I'm watching The Traitors UK. Why do all the people of colour get kicked out early?
January 9, 2026 at 2:50 AM
I'm watching The Traitors UK. Why do all the people of colour get kicked out early?
It's all gotten quite stressful this week, so I think we all should take a moment to think about Reese Witherspoon doing her impression of Nicole Kidman.
January 8, 2026 at 3:49 AM
It's all gotten quite stressful this week, so I think we all should take a moment to think about Reese Witherspoon doing her impression of Nicole Kidman.
Hey! AI! Stop cluttering up my screen with your unhelpful bullshit.
January 8, 2026 at 1:24 AM
Hey! AI! Stop cluttering up my screen with your unhelpful bullshit.
If I see past me in the corridor, he's getting a stern talking to for using all the ice and not refilling the tray.
January 8, 2026 at 12:04 AM
If I see past me in the corridor, he's getting a stern talking to for using all the ice and not refilling the tray.
Every second job offered to me on LinkedIn is to train AI in how to do my job. If they want anyone who knows what they're doing, the salary needs to be equitable to a redundancy package after 35 years service. This isn't disruption. It's extinction.
January 6, 2026 at 10:38 PM
Every second job offered to me on LinkedIn is to train AI in how to do my job. If they want anyone who knows what they're doing, the salary needs to be equitable to a redundancy package after 35 years service. This isn't disruption. It's extinction.
Confusing beard oil for amyl is an interesting way to start the day.
January 6, 2026 at 9:51 PM
Confusing beard oil for amyl is an interesting way to start the day.
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Outstanding. A trillion dollars spent on ED209 paddling the air frantically at the bottom of a stairwell while it shrieks like a pig.
I watched this a few weeks back, and... yeah, ChatGPT really cannot play chess. www.youtube.com/watch?v=IuDi...
January 6, 2026 at 9:01 AM
Outstanding. A trillion dollars spent on ED209 paddling the air frantically at the bottom of a stairwell while it shrieks like a pig.
They're really serious about stopping the poor getting welfare. Just murder all their children.
BREAKING: CDC announces an unprecedented overhaul of the childhood vaccine schedule, a significant shift that recommends fewer shots for all kids.
CDC overhauls childhood vaccine schedule to resemble Denmark in unprecedented move
The new U.S. guidelines recommend all children get vaccines for 11 diseases, compared with the 18 previously on the schedule.
nbcnews.to
January 6, 2026 at 2:57 AM
They're really serious about stopping the poor getting welfare. Just murder all their children.
Bet it opens .doc files in Excel
Microsoft is so fucking stupid.
Microsoft renamed Microsoft Office to Microsoft 365 Copilot App
I'm not joking
Microsoft renamed Microsoft Office to Microsoft 365 Copilot App
I'm not joking
January 6, 2026 at 2:54 AM
Bet it opens .doc files in Excel
Vera just ate someone's biscuit, so he asked her on a date to a meat raffle.
January 5, 2026 at 10:41 AM
Vera just ate someone's biscuit, so he asked her on a date to a meat raffle.
Watching Vera because it's very hot and humid tonight, and the frigid moors are cooling me down.
January 5, 2026 at 10:28 AM
Watching Vera because it's very hot and humid tonight, and the frigid moors are cooling me down.
Vera's been to three nightclubs and not seen a single cast member from Geordie Shore. Newcastle is bigger than I thought.
January 5, 2026 at 9:25 AM
Vera's been to three nightclubs and not seen a single cast member from Geordie Shore. Newcastle is bigger than I thought.