Sunderland fans : omg why won’t we spend on a striker?!?!?

also Sunderland fans : noooo not that much!

#SAFC

Ipswich Town need to loan Jack Clarke out to regain his confidence and the only club they can loan him to is Sunderland. I’m a strong believer in “never go back” but would anybody else be tempted to loan him back for 6 months and send Tommy Watson loan to league one? #SAFC #itfc

Watching Clarke for Ipswich is infuriating.

They’ve taken somebody who is essentially a one trick pony, albeit that one trick is a championship cheat code. But then they’ve told him to play in a position that doesn’t allow him to use that trick.

Now he’s just a pony.

#itfc #SAFC

Just witnessed the most terrifying thing I’ve ever seen on live TV. Two cyclists in the track champions league on Eurosport hit the barriers so hard that they flipped over them and into the crowd at likely over 30 mph. Praying that they’re ok, as well as the audience members they clattered into.

I’m going to say something that’s going to lose me a lot of street cred early in my Bluesky era. Wicked is an absolutely brilliant film. Everyone should go and see it. We may be living in a world with Ariana Grande as an Oscar winning actress.

Will Still : we have a player here at Lens with a long term injury but don’t want to pay all of his wages or for his rehab. Any takers to help us out?

SAFC : yes please!!!

#SAFC

I always remember being excited by signing Charis Mavrias. The next big thing in Greek, no European, no World, football.

#SAFC

Can Sunderland AFC official start posting on here simultaneously with twitter so that I can delete the twitter app? #safc

I saw the lasses were wearing the third kit today. It’s looking better every time I see it. Looks good with their funky sponsor as well #safc

I miss the bots 😩

This is brilliant. Now I can “tweet” stuff about Sunderland and have fewer people tell me how wrong I am 🤣