Acton Bell 🧙♀️
@actionbell.bsky.social
Dead serious about crushing the Capitalist Patriarchy.
Likes to embroider The Thick of It quotes.
I listen to David Bowie instead of eating my feelings.
Renegade.
Likes to embroider The Thick of It quotes.
I listen to David Bowie instead of eating my feelings.
Renegade.
Oh my, my, my, my
When you leave why can't I breathe like you've stolen?
My very essence my coding
Went for a swim and then drowned in your ocean
Don't lie lie diazepam you
Promised me the world but now I'm rotting and molding
And my face it feels swollen
Anesthetic I block that emotion
When you leave why can't I breathe like you've stolen?
My very essence my coding
Went for a swim and then drowned in your ocean
Don't lie lie diazepam you
Promised me the world but now I'm rotting and molding
And my face it feels swollen
Anesthetic I block that emotion
November 11, 2025 at 11:13 AM
Oh my, my, my, my
When you leave why can't I breathe like you've stolen?
My very essence my coding
Went for a swim and then drowned in your ocean
Don't lie lie diazepam you
Promised me the world but now I'm rotting and molding
And my face it feels swollen
Anesthetic I block that emotion
When you leave why can't I breathe like you've stolen?
My very essence my coding
Went for a swim and then drowned in your ocean
Don't lie lie diazepam you
Promised me the world but now I'm rotting and molding
And my face it feels swollen
Anesthetic I block that emotion
Tory book on Facebook is being a bigoted arsehole. Must be a Tuesday
November 11, 2025 at 8:48 AM
Tory book on Facebook is being a bigoted arsehole. Must be a Tuesday
Back on my bullshit again. By which I mean falling for North Irish guys who are Up The Ra.
In my defence I didn’t meet this one in a psychiatric institution and he’s alive. So you know. Bonus!
In my defence I didn’t meet this one in a psychiatric institution and he’s alive. So you know. Bonus!
November 11, 2025 at 8:39 AM
Back on my bullshit again. By which I mean falling for North Irish guys who are Up The Ra.
In my defence I didn’t meet this one in a psychiatric institution and he’s alive. So you know. Bonus!
In my defence I didn’t meet this one in a psychiatric institution and he’s alive. So you know. Bonus!
Daaaaamn Spotify, you know me too well....
November 8, 2025 at 1:14 AM
Daaaaamn Spotify, you know me too well....
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Wake up, Dick! I want you to see droves of New Yorkers voting in a Muslim socialist as mayor!
Dick?
Dick?
November 4, 2025 at 11:42 AM
Wake up, Dick! I want you to see droves of New Yorkers voting in a Muslim socialist as mayor!
Dick?
Dick?
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You're shooting angels in the face in heaven now. 😢
November 4, 2025 at 11:25 AM
You're shooting angels in the face in heaven now. 😢
I’ve been waiting for this day for the longest time. Stake through the heart just incase
November 4, 2025 at 12:32 PM
I’ve been waiting for this day for the longest time. Stake through the heart just incase
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Immensely important that as part of the autopsy Professor Abraham Van Helsing examines the corpse
#CheneyDead
#CheneyDead
Former US Vice-President Dick Cheney dies aged 84 - live updates
He died from complications of pneumonia and cardiac and vascular disease on Monday night, his family say.
www.bbc.co.uk
November 4, 2025 at 11:57 AM
Immensely important that as part of the autopsy Professor Abraham Van Helsing examines the corpse
#CheneyDead
#CheneyDead
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🍓NOVEMBER LINE-UP🍓
Cool your warm jets, this is incredible.
What a line-up, we really hope you can join us.
It’s on the 3rd November at 8pm, get tickets below 👇
#CoherentComedy
Cool your warm jets, this is incredible.
What a line-up, we really hope you can join us.
It’s on the 3rd November at 8pm, get tickets below 👇
#CoherentComedy
October 20, 2025 at 4:20 PM
🍓NOVEMBER LINE-UP🍓
Cool your warm jets, this is incredible.
What a line-up, we really hope you can join us.
It’s on the 3rd November at 8pm, get tickets below 👇
#CoherentComedy
Cool your warm jets, this is incredible.
What a line-up, we really hope you can join us.
It’s on the 3rd November at 8pm, get tickets below 👇
#CoherentComedy
Reading poems by Trista Mateer and this is just unf
November 2, 2025 at 11:20 AM
Reading poems by Trista Mateer and this is just unf
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fucking screaming. i love guys being dudes
October 31, 2025 at 5:18 PM
fucking screaming. i love guys being dudes
Gotta love a stereotype
A French cyclist survived for three days after a horrendous 130-foot fall into a ravine, kept alive by the bottles of red wine he had in his shopping bag, police said.
Cyclist falls down 130-foot ravine in France, survives 3 days by drinking wine he had in shopping bag
A helicopter airlifted him to hospital, with a rescue doctor calling his survival "a miracle."
cbsn.ws
October 31, 2025 at 2:34 PM
Gotta love a stereotype
Blessed Samhain to all celebrating today! 🧙♀️💚🥳👻💀
October 31, 2025 at 12:42 PM
Blessed Samhain to all celebrating today! 🧙♀️💚🥳👻💀
I found @harecomedy.bsky.social's Christmas jumper...
October 31, 2025 at 12:21 PM
I found @harecomedy.bsky.social's Christmas jumper...
Back on my bullshit again! By bullshit I mean listening to podcasts about George Orwell.
October 30, 2025 at 10:47 AM
Back on my bullshit again! By bullshit I mean listening to podcasts about George Orwell.
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'The "uncle" who Frodo said got rich by adventuring with Dwarves is actually a distant cousin, he clarified on Monday.' - Lobelia Sackville-Baggins, The Shire Post
October 29, 2025 at 12:10 AM
'The "uncle" who Frodo said got rich by adventuring with Dwarves is actually a distant cousin, he clarified on Monday.' - Lobelia Sackville-Baggins, The Shire Post
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I, for one, welcome our corvid overlords.
October 28, 2025 at 11:16 PM
I, for one, welcome our corvid overlords.
HAHAHA THE GUY THAT DOES THE PODCAST HAS RESKEETED ME
I actually have a custom made bracelet that says 'WWEBD'
I actually have a custom made bracelet that says 'WWEBD'
October 29, 2025 at 11:10 AM
HAHAHA THE GUY THAT DOES THE PODCAST HAS RESKEETED ME
I actually have a custom made bracelet that says 'WWEBD'
I actually have a custom made bracelet that says 'WWEBD'
I am so fucking here for this I can't tell you how psyched I am
WWGOD
WWGOD
Today we launch at new @EmpirePodUK series-
WRITERS ON EMPIRE
We kick off with a four-part look at George Orwell
linktr.ee/empirepoduk
WRITERS ON EMPIRE
We kick off with a four-part look at George Orwell
linktr.ee/empirepoduk
October 29, 2025 at 10:46 AM
I am so fucking here for this I can't tell you how psyched I am
WWGOD
WWGOD
If you see this, post a vampire who isn't Dracula
October 29, 2025 at 6:32 AM
If you see this, post a vampire who isn't Dracula
Post something random or you’ll have an awful November
(You won't really it's just a stupid meme - I just want to post silly pictures)
(You won't really it's just a stupid meme - I just want to post silly pictures)
October 29, 2025 at 3:44 AM
Post something random or you’ll have an awful November
(You won't really it's just a stupid meme - I just want to post silly pictures)
(You won't really it's just a stupid meme - I just want to post silly pictures)
Repost this with you and your significant other (not really - but I wish):
October 29, 2025 at 3:38 AM
Repost this with you and your significant other (not really - but I wish):
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FYI if you have a Spotify membership, Indivisible is asking people to cancel until they stop running ICE recruitment ads. Instructions on how to do it here: www.youtube.com/shorts/TKp7c...
Tutorial: How to cancel your Spotify subscription
YouTube video by Indivisible
www.youtube.com
October 28, 2025 at 10:48 PM
FYI if you have a Spotify membership, Indivisible is asking people to cancel until they stop running ICE recruitment ads. Instructions on how to do it here: www.youtube.com/shorts/TKp7c...