me getting a hard inquiry on my credit report over a 5 dollar biggie bag and a large frosty

i need this mufasa movie to be a box office flop i can't take this shit anymore.

c list celebrity who disappeared 8 years ago following sexual assault allegations on Joe Rogan: "if you hit your balls with a hammer every day your vibration will align with the universe and you'll live 15 years longer on average"

me (dipshit): "why aren't the experts talking about this?"

average healthcare CEO filling out spreadsheets

someone call the health inspector, mcdonald's has a rat problem.

*blaring the theme to cruelty squad as i buy the dip in united health.*

quentin tarantino became a director because he loves footage

star wars did give us a slur for robots (clankers) but i don’t use it bc i don’t want to have to look a robot in the eye in fifty years and be like “you don’t understand it was a different time…”

the mcrib fucking sucks.

i fall for it like almost every year because i forget how mid it is and i try to convince myself "well a lot of people like it for a reason"

damn. first they get a whole month, now they get a friday too? smh my head

probably spent a lot longer on this than I should have, but I learned quite a lot about GPU instancing and the Unity Jobs system, which i had previously been avoiding due to the rest of the games low general overhead.

Gotta love a first-time weapon pickup animation
#gaming #unity #gamedev #sixteentons

I'm about a million times more confident I could land an airplane in an emergency than I am that I could back a loaded semi truck between a tight space.

did michael jackson really say "Hee Hee" ? This guys even more of a dope than i thought .

Hello World.