Andrew Christison
@achristison.bsky.social
I'm the man who gave you the yoyo
How does one apply?
April 21, 2025 at 7:35 PM
How does one apply?
Jesus died for somebody's sins but not mine
April 18, 2025 at 1:56 PM
Jesus died for somebody's sins but not mine
Gee my life's a funny thing.
April 16, 2025 at 6:58 AM
Gee my life's a funny thing.
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Bob Dylan is clearly underdressed for the weather on the cover of The Freewheelin' Bob Dylan. That light jacket is no good in the snow, no wonder he looks so cold. Suze Rotolo's long green coat is much more practical.
April 11, 2025 at 9:55 AM
Bob Dylan is clearly underdressed for the weather on the cover of The Freewheelin' Bob Dylan. That light jacket is no good in the snow, no wonder he looks so cold. Suze Rotolo's long green coat is much more practical.
Who likes Slade
April 11, 2025 at 8:27 AM
Who likes Slade
Every time I see a reference to bsky I think they're talking about bskyb
March 7, 2025 at 5:00 PM
Every time I see a reference to bsky I think they're talking about bskyb
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new saddest six word story just dropped
March 7, 2025 at 12:24 PM
new saddest six word story just dropped
Donald Trump smells like piss
March 7, 2025 at 10:56 AM
Donald Trump smells like piss
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1. What explains the paralysis that seems to have overcome us, as we watch the most powerful nation of Earth spiralling towards fascist dictatorship? Well, a large part of it, I feel, is the surreal, astonishing uselessness of the Democratic Party. 🧵
March 7, 2025 at 9:38 AM
1. What explains the paralysis that seems to have overcome us, as we watch the most powerful nation of Earth spiralling towards fascist dictatorship? Well, a large part of it, I feel, is the surreal, astonishing uselessness of the Democratic Party. 🧵
Thinking a lot this week about friends and other contemporaries who have died. I'm lucky to be here
March 6, 2025 at 6:02 PM
Thinking a lot this week about friends and other contemporaries who have died. I'm lucky to be here
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I'm a citizens for boysenberry jam fan
March 6, 2025 at 5:28 PM
I'm a citizens for boysenberry jam fan
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Today is #WorldBookDay2025 so we've all come to work dressed as library staff while knowing that in 2023/2024 there were 14.5 million physical visits to Scottish libraries - nearly 4 times the number of people who attended Scottish Premiership football matches. #LoveLibraries ❤️
March 6, 2025 at 11:31 AM
Today is #WorldBookDay2025 so we've all come to work dressed as library staff while knowing that in 2023/2024 there were 14.5 million physical visits to Scottish libraries - nearly 4 times the number of people who attended Scottish Premiership football matches. #LoveLibraries ❤️
It's a beautiful sunny day, 14 Celsius. And I'm feeling a bit down
March 6, 2025 at 11:30 AM
It's a beautiful sunny day, 14 Celsius. And I'm feeling a bit down
Do I dare to eat a peach?
March 6, 2025 at 8:51 AM
Do I dare to eat a peach?
Make love all day long. Make love singing songs
March 5, 2025 at 9:57 AM
Make love all day long. Make love singing songs
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How about you round up my total for a charity donation, you tax evading, profiteering c****
March 3, 2025 at 10:55 AM
How about you round up my total for a charity donation, you tax evading, profiteering c****
I made shakshuka
March 2, 2025 at 5:57 PM
I made shakshuka
Donovan is better than you think
March 2, 2025 at 4:42 PM
Donovan is better than you think
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people who think current llm models are capable of sentience make me laugh. bro it’s just a fancy rng dude. you know those pull string toys where u pull it and it says one of a few random phrases? it’s the same thing extrapolated that’s all it is
March 1, 2025 at 6:13 PM
people who think current llm models are capable of sentience make me laugh. bro it’s just a fancy rng dude. you know those pull string toys where u pull it and it says one of a few random phrases? it’s the same thing extrapolated that’s all it is
What did Meatloaf say when 2 infant twins blocked the way to his bed?
Let me sleep on it baby baby let me sleep on it
Let me sleep on it baby baby let me sleep on it
March 1, 2025 at 6:24 PM
What did Meatloaf say when 2 infant twins blocked the way to his bed?
Let me sleep on it baby baby let me sleep on it
Let me sleep on it baby baby let me sleep on it
I wish somebody would just tell Trump to his face to fuck off
March 1, 2025 at 11:37 AM
I wish somebody would just tell Trump to his face to fuck off
So many colleagues losing jobs, LinkedIn is another place to doomscroll these days
March 1, 2025 at 11:36 AM
So many colleagues losing jobs, LinkedIn is another place to doomscroll these days