Mr Ducks
@aceapplebees.bsky.social
I live in Oregon now. Picture Taker. Classic Rock Trap Queen. He/Him.
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Mr Ducks
@aceapplebees.bsky.social
· Aug 12
The height of human civilization was this moment during the Planet Hollywood era
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“Maybe we’re onto something.”
“How can we tell? We’ve only done this 187,623 times with the same success every single time. Could be a fluke.”
“How can we tell? We’ve only done this 187,623 times with the same success every single time. Could be a fluke.”
An Oregon pilot program giving cash to homeless youths sees a staggering reduction in homelessness. The program gave participants $1,000 cash payments each month for two years, and at the end of the project's first phase, 91% of participants reported being in stable housing.
Oregon pilot program giving cash to homeless youths sees staggering reduction in homelessness
The state program gave participants $1,000 cash payments each month for two years. At the end of the project's first phase, 91% of participants reported being in stable housing.
www.streetroots.org
December 3, 2025 at 6:17 AM
“Maybe we’re onto something.”
“How can we tell? We’ve only done this 187,623 times with the same success every single time. Could be a fluke.”
“How can we tell? We’ve only done this 187,623 times with the same success every single time. Could be a fluke.”
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Ranking star wars movies is complicated because there are certain themes that resonate with-- no I'm kidding, in one of them an ewok hugs Han Solo's leg and says "Ay Chihuahua." So that's number one with a bullet
November 24, 2025 at 9:22 PM
Ranking star wars movies is complicated because there are certain themes that resonate with-- no I'm kidding, in one of them an ewok hugs Han Solo's leg and says "Ay Chihuahua." So that's number one with a bullet
Hell fucking yeah.
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November 30, 2025 at 12:51 AM
Hell fucking yeah.
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“I was just following otters.”
November 28, 2025 at 9:09 PM
“I was just following otters.”
I’m about to adopt the Bears as my favorite NFC team.
November 29, 2025 at 1:47 PM
I’m about to adopt the Bears as my favorite NFC team.
WHY THE FUCK IS WANYA MORRIS PLAYING?
Why the fuck is Wanya Morris playing?
November 28, 2025 at 12:05 AM
WHY THE FUCK IS WANYA MORRIS PLAYING?
Why the fuck is Wanya Morris playing?
November 28, 2025 at 12:01 AM
Why the fuck is Wanya Morris playing?
POV the Chiefs are playing football.
November 27, 2025 at 11:59 PM
POV the Chiefs are playing football.
WHAT IS HAPPENING?
November 27, 2025 at 11:41 PM
WHAT IS HAPPENING?
What the fuck is going on?
November 27, 2025 at 11:00 PM
What the fuck is going on?
Josh Simmons beat his guy so bad the ref assumed it had to be penalty. What the fuck.
November 27, 2025 at 10:57 PM
Josh Simmons beat his guy so bad the ref assumed it had to be penalty. What the fuck.
No one will ever convince me the Avatar movies are good.
November 27, 2025 at 10:52 PM
No one will ever convince me the Avatar movies are good.
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Chiefs vs. Cowboys (Thanksgiving 2025)
a cartoon character from spongebob squarepants is screaming with his mouth wide open .
Alt: a cartoon character from spongebob squarepants is screaming with his mouth wide open .
media.tenor.com
November 27, 2025 at 10:26 PM
Chiefs vs. Cowboys (Thanksgiving 2025)
Say hello to my work cat, Leo
November 25, 2025 at 7:37 PM
Say hello to my work cat, Leo
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Yes, HID headlights are very bright but the bigger problem is the proliferation of gargantuan vehicles with 5’+ hood heights so that if you’re driving a normal sized car their headlights are at your eye level rather than seat level like they’re supposed to be.
November 25, 2025 at 5:21 AM
Yes, HID headlights are very bright but the bigger problem is the proliferation of gargantuan vehicles with 5’+ hood heights so that if you’re driving a normal sized car their headlights are at your eye level rather than seat level like they’re supposed to be.
THAT’S A DUB! WE’LL TAKE IT!!
November 23, 2025 at 9:37 PM
THAT’S A DUB! WE’LL TAKE IT!!
This team is so annoying lol
November 23, 2025 at 8:39 PM
This team is so annoying lol
3 and out when you have chance to take the lead. Classic.
November 23, 2025 at 7:46 PM
3 and out when you have chance to take the lead. Classic.
My god the refs suck
November 17, 2025 at 12:27 AM
My god the refs suck