Accidental Native Math Teacher
@accidentalmthteach.bsky.social
CSUSM 2025 Graduate. Surprise Teacher. Mixed Indigenous. Artist/Writer
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I feel like every time someone calls my degrees useless I should buy an indigenous t-shirt with the money I earn from my useless degree that has me in an optimal work environment.
November 21, 2025 at 3:59 PM
I feel like every time someone calls my degrees useless I should buy an indigenous t-shirt with the money I earn from my useless degree that has me in an optimal work environment.
This stupid amazing meme helped me bond with one of my 7th graders and create an inside joke. Love being unapologetically weird.
October 25, 2025 at 12:12 AM
This stupid amazing meme helped me bond with one of my 7th graders and create an inside joke. Love being unapologetically weird.
Haven't posted in a while because I'm bad at social media but I suppose just here to say hello. I'm doing well. Will post more updates soon
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October 25, 2025 at 12:06 AM
Haven't posted in a while because I'm bad at social media but I suppose just here to say hello. I'm doing well. Will post more updates soon
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Happy 24th birthday to a brilliant young teacher whom I love dearly.
@accidentalmthteach.bsky.social
Engaging Full cringe mode captain!
@accidentalmthteach.bsky.social
Engaging Full cringe mode captain!
a man in a green elf costume is shouting it 's your birthday !
Alt: The elf, from Elf, played by Will Ferrel, is jumping up and down excitedly and text overlaid says "It's Your Birthday!!!" in all caps.
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September 11, 2025 at 8:31 PM
Happy 24th birthday to a brilliant young teacher whom I love dearly.
@accidentalmthteach.bsky.social
Engaging Full cringe mode captain!
@accidentalmthteach.bsky.social
Engaging Full cringe mode captain!
First full day of teaching math:
6th grade: SHUT YA MOUTHS-
7th grade: OMG we did math today- SHUT YA MOUTH
5TH:we mathed, and lost table pushing together privileges.
8th: we did our math vocab, our math lesson, and some math problems. We won two positive points towards a fun day and got stickers.
6th grade: SHUT YA MOUTHS-
7th grade: OMG we did math today- SHUT YA MOUTH
5TH:we mathed, and lost table pushing together privileges.
8th: we did our math vocab, our math lesson, and some math problems. We won two positive points towards a fun day and got stickers.
September 2, 2025 at 11:50 PM
First full day of teaching math:
6th grade: SHUT YA MOUTHS-
7th grade: OMG we did math today- SHUT YA MOUTH
5TH:we mathed, and lost table pushing together privileges.
8th: we did our math vocab, our math lesson, and some math problems. We won two positive points towards a fun day and got stickers.
6th grade: SHUT YA MOUTHS-
7th grade: OMG we did math today- SHUT YA MOUTH
5TH:we mathed, and lost table pushing together privileges.
8th: we did our math vocab, our math lesson, and some math problems. We won two positive points towards a fun day and got stickers.
Day 4 of students:
I love these kids, competition works well, and biscuits and gravy for breakfast
I love these kids, competition works well, and biscuits and gravy for breakfast
August 26, 2025 at 3:14 PM
Day 4 of students:
I love these kids, competition works well, and biscuits and gravy for breakfast
I love these kids, competition works well, and biscuits and gravy for breakfast
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This is my childhood stuffed animal, Bear. I wanted to memorialize her and I'm available for hire to create a custom portrait painting of your favorite plushie!
#art #plushie #teddybear #painting
#art #plushie #teddybear #painting
August 22, 2025 at 12:25 AM
This is my childhood stuffed animal, Bear. I wanted to memorialize her and I'm available for hire to create a custom portrait painting of your favorite plushie!
#art #plushie #teddybear #painting
#art #plushie #teddybear #painting
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I will punch Stephen Miller in the face for 1.00 and a plane ticket home after jail.
August 21, 2025 at 10:13 PM
I will punch Stephen Miller in the face for 1.00 and a plane ticket home after jail.
I have to get some period stuff to have in my room. I think I need a pretty little container to have pads and tampons in my class.
Remind kids to not over share.
One kid needs to wear his blanket poncho on his lap not on
I need to stay late tomorrow and just get my shit together for next week
Remind kids to not over share.
One kid needs to wear his blanket poncho on his lap not on
I need to stay late tomorrow and just get my shit together for next week
August 22, 2025 at 12:49 AM
I have to get some period stuff to have in my room. I think I need a pretty little container to have pads and tampons in my class.
Remind kids to not over share.
One kid needs to wear his blanket poncho on his lap not on
I need to stay late tomorrow and just get my shit together for next week
Remind kids to not over share.
One kid needs to wear his blanket poncho on his lap not on
I need to stay late tomorrow and just get my shit together for next week
Day 1 Post 2:
- I'm going to be so curious to see how these kids react to actual math.
- 30 minutes for lunch is sooooo hard. I'm gonna be eating during 5th grade. Which is fine they are precious perfect baby angels.
-Chips are a great prize.
- this day went by so fast...
- I'm going to be so curious to see how these kids react to actual math.
- 30 minutes for lunch is sooooo hard. I'm gonna be eating during 5th grade. Which is fine they are precious perfect baby angels.
-Chips are a great prize.
- this day went by so fast...
August 22, 2025 at 12:44 AM
Day 1 Post 2:
- I'm going to be so curious to see how these kids react to actual math.
- 30 minutes for lunch is sooooo hard. I'm gonna be eating during 5th grade. Which is fine they are precious perfect baby angels.
-Chips are a great prize.
- this day went by so fast...
- I'm going to be so curious to see how these kids react to actual math.
- 30 minutes for lunch is sooooo hard. I'm gonna be eating during 5th grade. Which is fine they are precious perfect baby angels.
-Chips are a great prize.
- this day went by so fast...
First day of school for kids:
- so proud of my charter school
- so many kids wearing native jewelry, braids, something culturally represented.
- 5th are my perfect babies
- 6th I need to get them sorted they are my big loud class
- 7th my unknown, wild card
- 8th quiet, polite, we shall see.
- so proud of my charter school
- so many kids wearing native jewelry, braids, something culturally represented.
- 5th are my perfect babies
- 6th I need to get them sorted they are my big loud class
- 7th my unknown, wild card
- 8th quiet, polite, we shall see.
August 22, 2025 at 12:41 AM
First day of school for kids:
- so proud of my charter school
- so many kids wearing native jewelry, braids, something culturally represented.
- 5th are my perfect babies
- 6th I need to get them sorted they are my big loud class
- 7th my unknown, wild card
- 8th quiet, polite, we shall see.
- so proud of my charter school
- so many kids wearing native jewelry, braids, something culturally represented.
- 5th are my perfect babies
- 6th I need to get them sorted they are my big loud class
- 7th my unknown, wild card
- 8th quiet, polite, we shall see.
Academic conference here we go!
August 12, 2025 at 3:04 PM
Academic conference here we go!
August 7, 2025 at 12:12 AM
Kawi-Alwet is Raven in my language. It means Rock Crow. Because they were bigger and often only seen up in the rocks in the mountains.
August 6, 2025 at 8:38 PM
Kawi-Alwet is Raven in my language. It means Rock Crow. Because they were bigger and often only seen up in the rocks in the mountains.
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You can’t be a good person and defend rap*sts, p3d0philes, or any kind of s*x offender.
I know a lot of folks want to live in the delusion they are a good person despite doing so, but allow me to inform you no you are not. There’s a special place in hell, just for you.
I know a lot of folks want to live in the delusion they are a good person despite doing so, but allow me to inform you no you are not. There’s a special place in hell, just for you.
August 6, 2025 at 4:14 PM
You can’t be a good person and defend rap*sts, p3d0philes, or any kind of s*x offender.
I know a lot of folks want to live in the delusion they are a good person despite doing so, but allow me to inform you no you are not. There’s a special place in hell, just for you.
I know a lot of folks want to live in the delusion they are a good person despite doing so, but allow me to inform you no you are not. There’s a special place in hell, just for you.
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Working at a Native American Run School and how, before kids are here, it's different from other schools already:
- sage, medicine wheels, language words
- small classes
- being randomly fed
- lots of staff and students are related to each other.
- always focused on the kids
- free veggie and eggs
- sage, medicine wheels, language words
- small classes
- being randomly fed
- lots of staff and students are related to each other.
- always focused on the kids
- free veggie and eggs
August 6, 2025 at 8:35 PM
Working at a Native American Run School and how, before kids are here, it's different from other schools already:
- sage, medicine wheels, language words
- small classes
- being randomly fed
- lots of staff and students are related to each other.
- always focused on the kids
- free veggie and eggs
- sage, medicine wheels, language words
- small classes
- being randomly fed
- lots of staff and students are related to each other.
- always focused on the kids
- free veggie and eggs
Virgo and White Snake. So White Snake Woman.
Follow up:
What is the mythical beast created by your month and year zodiacs mixed together?
What is the mythical beast created by your month and year zodiacs mixed together?
August 6, 2025 at 8:26 PM
Virgo and White Snake. So White Snake Woman.
Pure/Clear, Famous In Battle/Kingdom of Lothar, owner of a patch of land.
Together I guess my name means it's clear I'll be battling for my people's land. #landback Warner Springs, The village of Kupa, we finna fight for that back with a name like mine I guess.
Together I guess my name means it's clear I'll be battling for my people's land. #landback Warner Springs, The village of Kupa, we finna fight for that back with a name like mine I guess.
Skyline question 🙋🏽♂️:
Do you know what your name means?
What does all your names mean written out as a sentence?
What spell does the world cast on your life everyday?
Do you know what your name means?
What does all your names mean written out as a sentence?
What spell does the world cast on your life everyday?
August 6, 2025 at 8:24 PM
Pure/Clear, Famous In Battle/Kingdom of Lothar, owner of a patch of land.
Together I guess my name means it's clear I'll be battling for my people's land. #landback Warner Springs, The village of Kupa, we finna fight for that back with a name like mine I guess.
Together I guess my name means it's clear I'll be battling for my people's land. #landback Warner Springs, The village of Kupa, we finna fight for that back with a name like mine I guess.
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Look you just have to make the cool weird shit that excites you. You must. In this world besieged by bland, scrubbed boring, computer slop, you must. Make the thing you’re embarrassed to make, the thing that feels “too much” because otherwise we get drowned in a sea of cowardly work made by a button
August 6, 2025 at 3:39 PM
Look you just have to make the cool weird shit that excites you. You must. In this world besieged by bland, scrubbed boring, computer slop, you must. Make the thing you’re embarrassed to make, the thing that feels “too much” because otherwise we get drowned in a sea of cowardly work made by a button
I don't know if I'd call it a branch of math but Quadratics? Quadratic equation my one true love haha
6. Favorite branch of math ?
August 6, 2025 at 5:39 PM
I don't know if I'd call it a branch of math but Quadratics? Quadratic equation my one true love haha
Anyways update on life and everything random, I want to write, ugh. But no I must do online trainings. Then I can take a break to write.
August 6, 2025 at 5:38 PM
Anyways update on life and everything random, I want to write, ugh. But no I must do online trainings. Then I can take a break to write.
Best part of working at charter school with an FFA? Fresh eggs
August 6, 2025 at 5:27 PM
Best part of working at charter school with an FFA? Fresh eggs
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Join us this Friday | August 8th at 6pm (MT) as Breanne Smith hosts: “Living for the Seventh Generation: Indigenous Wisdom for Collective Healing, Environmental & Social Justice”
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August 6, 2025 at 5:22 PM
Join us this Friday | August 8th at 6pm (MT) as Breanne Smith hosts: “Living for the Seventh Generation: Indigenous Wisdom for Collective Healing, Environmental & Social Justice”
Register here: us06web.zoom.us/webinar/regi...
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