Accedia The Malkavian
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The Official Account of Accedia Ristow.
NO FISH!
NO DUCKS!
NO PASARÁN!
NO FISH!
NO DUCKS!
NO PASARÁN!
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🕒 Apr 26, 2PM SLT [IC Event]
Skate into a retro wonderland with The Exiled! Groove to ‘70s/‘80s hits spun by:
• Morr (2-5PM SLT)
• Amante (5-8PM SLT)
Dress in vintage flair or come as you are! ✨ 305.City
#RetroRollerNight #SecondLife #the305 @secondlife.bsky.social ife
Skate into a retro wonderland with The Exiled! Groove to ‘70s/‘80s hits spun by:
• Morr (2-5PM SLT)
• Amante (5-8PM SLT)
Dress in vintage flair or come as you are! ✨ 305.City
#RetroRollerNight #SecondLife #the305 @secondlife.bsky.social ife
April 23, 2025 at 5:57 PM
🕒 Apr 26, 2PM SLT [IC Event]
Skate into a retro wonderland with The Exiled! Groove to ‘70s/‘80s hits spun by:
• Morr (2-5PM SLT)
• Amante (5-8PM SLT)
Dress in vintage flair or come as you are! ✨ 305.City
#RetroRollerNight #SecondLife #the305 @secondlife.bsky.social ife
Skate into a retro wonderland with The Exiled! Groove to ‘70s/‘80s hits spun by:
• Morr (2-5PM SLT)
• Amante (5-8PM SLT)
Dress in vintage flair or come as you are! ✨ 305.City
#RetroRollerNight #SecondLife #the305 @secondlife.bsky.social ife
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🌴 Your Weekly WMIA Forecast is Here!
☀️🌧️ Stay ahead of Miami's ever-changing weather with our weekly updates. From sunshine to storms, we’ve got you covered. Check back every week for the latest forecast!
#The305 #Secondlife #metaverse #roleplaying #roleplay @secondlife.bsky.social
☀️🌧️ Stay ahead of Miami's ever-changing weather with our weekly updates. From sunshine to storms, we’ve got you covered. Check back every week for the latest forecast!
#The305 #Secondlife #metaverse #roleplaying #roleplay @secondlife.bsky.social
April 17, 2025 at 7:12 PM
🌴 Your Weekly WMIA Forecast is Here!
☀️🌧️ Stay ahead of Miami's ever-changing weather with our weekly updates. From sunshine to storms, we’ve got you covered. Check back every week for the latest forecast!
#The305 #Secondlife #metaverse #roleplaying #roleplay @secondlife.bsky.social
☀️🌧️ Stay ahead of Miami's ever-changing weather with our weekly updates. From sunshine to storms, we’ve got you covered. Check back every week for the latest forecast!
#The305 #Secondlife #metaverse #roleplaying #roleplay @secondlife.bsky.social
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📺 LIVE FROM THE RUINS | The 305 Weekly Rundown
Catch our latest 305 Update: a stylish little recap of ongoing RP, new characters, faction gossip, and everything you should (probably) know.
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Catch our latest 305 Update: a stylish little recap of ongoing RP, new characters, faction gossip, and everything you should (probably) know.
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April 15, 2025 at 8:30 PM
📺 LIVE FROM THE RUINS | The 305 Weekly Rundown
Catch our latest 305 Update: a stylish little recap of ongoing RP, new characters, faction gossip, and everything you should (probably) know.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=vlb_...
#secondlife @secondlife.bsky.social
Catch our latest 305 Update: a stylish little recap of ongoing RP, new characters, faction gossip, and everything you should (probably) know.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=vlb_...
#secondlife @secondlife.bsky.social
I swear, I will eat the first one of you who makes a Malk joke.
**FISHING AT THE 305 HAS ARRIVED!**
It's time to put your boonie caps and waders on and get out there to start fishin'!
🐟 Visit **Trout the Dog** located in The 305 down on the NW beach at the 'Bait n' Tackle' shop to get started.
#secondlife @secondlife.bsky.social #roleplay
It's time to put your boonie caps and waders on and get out there to start fishin'!
🐟 Visit **Trout the Dog** located in The 305 down on the NW beach at the 'Bait n' Tackle' shop to get started.
#secondlife @secondlife.bsky.social #roleplay
April 17, 2025 at 1:18 AM
I swear, I will eat the first one of you who makes a Malk joke.
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It's not real Thaumaturgy unless it comes from the Tremere Clan, otherwise it's sparkling magics
It's not real Political Rebellion unless it comes from the Brujah Clan, otherwise it's sparkling revolution
It's not real Political Rebellion unless it comes from the Brujah Clan, otherwise it's sparkling revolution
If its not real reaction then its just sparkling victimization or something.
March 23, 2025 at 8:40 PM
It's not real Thaumaturgy unless it comes from the Tremere Clan, otherwise it's sparkling magics
It's not real Political Rebellion unless it comes from the Brujah Clan, otherwise it's sparkling revolution
It's not real Political Rebellion unless it comes from the Brujah Clan, otherwise it's sparkling revolution
Just gonna say, as a Malkavian, that feller running that country is a fucking whackjob that Malkav hisself would be like "Woah... walk away.... quick..."
Someone needs to drain him, slurp slurp like.
Someone needs to drain him, slurp slurp like.
February 13, 2025 at 3:14 PM
Just gonna say, as a Malkavian, that feller running that country is a fucking whackjob that Malkav hisself would be like "Woah... walk away.... quick..."
Someone needs to drain him, slurp slurp like.
Someone needs to drain him, slurp slurp like.
With St. Malkav's feast day coming up soon, the entire city quakes in fear. Because OH BOY, a gang of Malks descending to play "Got your nose!" with razor blades is NOT their idea of fun. But they're zero craic anyhow.
March 19, 2024 at 1:37 PM
With St. Malkav's feast day coming up soon, the entire city quakes in fear. Because OH BOY, a gang of Malks descending to play "Got your nose!" with razor blades is NOT their idea of fun. But they're zero craic anyhow.
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The problem is not Mortals being into it, the problem is that they wont STFU about it afterwards
When secrecy is at a premium, as in VtM, letting any Mortal become a regular blood doll can be a risk
happens in VtM tho. Shit in VtM, you dont need to be into it. One sip and you GET into it real fast
When secrecy is at a premium, as in VtM, letting any Mortal become a regular blood doll can be a risk
happens in VtM tho. Shit in VtM, you dont need to be into it. One sip and you GET into it real fast
March 18, 2024 at 9:04 PM
The problem is not Mortals being into it, the problem is that they wont STFU about it afterwards
When secrecy is at a premium, as in VtM, letting any Mortal become a regular blood doll can be a risk
happens in VtM tho. Shit in VtM, you dont need to be into it. One sip and you GET into it real fast
When secrecy is at a premium, as in VtM, letting any Mortal become a regular blood doll can be a risk
happens in VtM tho. Shit in VtM, you dont need to be into it. One sip and you GET into it real fast
Me: "I swear Prince, I'm not planning anything! Honest, swear to Malkav!"
Later when alone: "Would True Faith ash someone? Hrm... I guess it could be solar powered? Let's find out!"
Later when alone: "Would True Faith ash someone? Hrm... I guess it could be solar powered? Let's find out!"
February 28, 2024 at 1:45 PM
Me: "I swear Prince, I'm not planning anything! Honest, swear to Malkav!"
Later when alone: "Would True Faith ash someone? Hrm... I guess it could be solar powered? Let's find out!"
Later when alone: "Would True Faith ash someone? Hrm... I guess it could be solar powered? Let's find out!"
Vibram toe shoes. For when you need to convince people that you're part Muppet. "Why yes, Gonzo is my cousin on my mothers side, hence the foot deformity."
February 27, 2024 at 7:02 AM
Vibram toe shoes. For when you need to convince people that you're part Muppet. "Why yes, Gonzo is my cousin on my mothers side, hence the foot deformity."
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When a Malkavian Elder wants to play a game of chess, and you show up and the board looks like this:
November 4, 2023 at 4:12 PM
When a Malkavian Elder wants to play a game of chess, and you show up and the board looks like this:
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Ventrue in the streets, Malkavian in the sheets.
January 29, 2024 at 3:56 PM
Ventrue in the streets, Malkavian in the sheets.
Nickleback. For when you absolutely, positively need to annoy every motherfucker in the Cobweb, accept no substitutes.
February 4, 2024 at 5:52 PM
Nickleback. For when you absolutely, positively need to annoy every motherfucker in the Cobweb, accept no substitutes.
Poor lil' gollum. All he wanted was to be left alone, and some prick came and stole his ring and pawned it to his nephew and all he's trying to do it get it back.
He just wants his ring and maybe some fish, raw and wiggling.
He just wants his ring and maybe some fish, raw and wiggling.
January 10, 2024 at 12:31 AM
Poor lil' gollum. All he wanted was to be left alone, and some prick came and stole his ring and pawned it to his nephew and all he's trying to do it get it back.
He just wants his ring and maybe some fish, raw and wiggling.
He just wants his ring and maybe some fish, raw and wiggling.
We will die on this hill. R.D. Laing: Malkavian. Who else could come up with genius like this? "They are playing a game. They are playing at not playing a game. If I show them I see they are, I shall break the rules and they will punish me. I must play their game, of not seeing I see the game."
December 31, 2023 at 7:52 PM
We will die on this hill. R.D. Laing: Malkavian. Who else could come up with genius like this? "They are playing a game. They are playing at not playing a game. If I show them I see they are, I shall break the rules and they will punish me. I must play their game, of not seeing I see the game."
Every Christmas I'm going to expound on how Home Alone was a critique about capitalism. Also the robbers, (who are the proletariate) are pals with John Bender (The Breakfast Club) because they're all based in the same city, Shermer fucking Illinois.
December 31, 2023 at 1:59 AM
Every Christmas I'm going to expound on how Home Alone was a critique about capitalism. Also the robbers, (who are the proletariate) are pals with John Bender (The Breakfast Club) because they're all based in the same city, Shermer fucking Illinois.
The next fecker who throws a fish at me is going to answer the age old question "Can you noodle kine?" Answer is, yes, but they stop working afterwards.
December 31, 2023 at 1:17 AM
The next fecker who throws a fish at me is going to answer the age old question "Can you noodle kine?" Answer is, yes, but they stop working afterwards.
I'm convinced that the reason we all remember Stouffers Stovetop Stuffing is that sometime during 1990 we swapped realities with a much worse one. One that had no Stouffers Stovetop Stuffing, COVID 19 and Donald Trump.
December 31, 2023 at 1:08 AM
I'm convinced that the reason we all remember Stouffers Stovetop Stuffing is that sometime during 1990 we swapped realities with a much worse one. One that had no Stouffers Stovetop Stuffing, COVID 19 and Donald Trump.