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@absolutesilly.bsky.social
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hi, i’m laura! occasional fic writer, frequent fool. she/her. 28.

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papyrjam.bsky.social
pure grit 🏹 #artp #fe3h #leoniepinelli
An illustration of Leonie Pinellie from Fire Emblem: Three Houses. She is pulling an arrow taut on her bow, in a wide stance, with a confident smile.
November 14, 2024 at 4:50 PM
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qiliin.bsky.social
[ #fe3h | #dorogrid ]

vampire AU dorogrid for #FEscuffle 🩸
An illustration of Ingrid and Dorothea from Fire Emblem: Three Houses in a vampire AU. Ingrid is a young woman with light skin and long blond hair styled in a braid, she's wearing a white nightgown. Dorothea is a young woman with light skin, long wavy brown hair and red eyes, she's wearing a white nightgown and red lipstick, a fang is slightly visible in her mouth. The angle is slightly from besides and underneath the bed Ingrid is lying on, Dorothea is sitting on the bed next to Ingrid, leaning over her, Dorothea has one hand positioned against her (Dorothea) throat, her nails digging into it to make blood drip on her hand, she's hungrily looking at Ingrid. Ingrid is lying on her bed, immobile, looking fearful but excited at the same time, she's looking at Dorothea as well.
August 3, 2025 at 9:12 PM
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qiliin.bsky.social
[ #fe3h | #sylvix ]

the chaps (and everything else) stay on during sex!!!
An illustration of Felix and Sylvain from Fire Emblem: Three Houses, post-timeskip. They're both on a bed together, Felix is half lying on the bed, his back pressed against pillows, Sylvain is straddling Felix' thigh and grinding on it, his blushing face pressed against Felix' forehead. Felix is also blushing, smiling sweetly at Sylvain and caressing his thigh. They're both fully clothed but out of armor. An illustration of Sylvain and Felix from Fire Emblem: Three Houses, post-timeskip. Sylvain is sitting on the ground, facing the viewer, with his legs spread. Felix is kneeling behind him, only his arms are visible, one hand slipping underneath Sylvain's open shirt to touch his chest, his other hand is palming Sylvain's crotch. Sylvain's upper face is not visible but he's very red in the face. Both are clothed, Sylvain is a bit disheveled.
October 30, 2025 at 10:24 PM
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komugi13.bsky.social
🟠
November 2, 2025 at 2:11 PM
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8amtrain.bsky.social
witching hour 🦇🎃👻 #fe3h
October 31, 2025 at 6:14 AM
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qiliin.bsky.social
[ #fe3h | #dimimari ]

studies/screenshot redraws of crimson peak cuz i love this movie, it's gorgeous
A study/painting of Marianne from Fire Emblem: Three Houses as Edith from Crimson Peak. Marianne turning her back to the viewer, she's wearing a long Victorian-inspired blue dress with big balloon sleeves and a big bow around her neck. A painting/screenshot redraw of Marianne and Dimitri from Fire Emblem: Three Houses as Edith and Thomas from Crimson Peak. Marianne and Dimitri are wearing a white ballgown and a tuxedo respectively. They are facing one another, holding hands as they're about to begin dancing with Dimitri leading, in their clasped hands, they're holding a lit candle. Dimitri is gently tipping Marianne's chin up with his finger and looking at her fondly, Marianne is timidly smiling as well. Behind them are silhouettes of people in evening wear, looking at them. A painting/screenshot redraw of Marianne from Fire Emblem: Three Houses as Edith from Crimson Peak. Marianne is wearing a long white nightgown, her hair is down. She's holding a lit candelabra in one hand, the other is on a doorknob. The scene is very dark, with the light of the candelabra illuminating Marianne's worried face and there seems to be a humanoid face hiding behind the door she's opening.
November 1, 2024 at 2:00 AM
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bigskycastle.bsky.social
i first met her in a dream
November 23, 2024 at 7:27 PM
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hekxate.bsky.social
i can post this !
#sylvixweek2025
October 14, 2025 at 11:40 PM
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nemomoart.bsky.social
more #fe3h #sylvix sketches
October 14, 2025 at 10:55 PM
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nemomoart.bsky.social
#fe3h #sylvix headshots for fun
October 14, 2025 at 10:56 PM
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nemomoart.bsky.social
#fe3h #sylvix my little guys with unresolved issues....
October 14, 2025 at 10:58 PM
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yingui.bsky.social
my pages for the zine based on the songs higher and fever!!!! 💖💖💖 Also thank u jess for doing literally EVERYTHING to bring this to life!!!!
top left white square window with pink flowers. top right small felix walking away and up a mountain with his sword. middle a blue toned doodle of sylvix cuddling modern au. bottom left silhouette of sylvain kneeling with Felix's sword. in the back lyrics from crj higher: I was lost alone and searching didn't know that I was hurting if you want to know what I'm thinking ever since you came I'm living pink background, text reads so I stole your bike and I rode all night i got your fever, lyrics from fever by carly rae jepsen. felix rides his bike up through the page while blue flowers bloom. tiny pink sylvain sits on the top wheel with a question mark. at the bottom left a yellow box contains a doodle of sylvix staring at each other in love
October 14, 2025 at 5:38 AM
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ronsenburg.bsky.social
closing out sylvix week 2025 with the cutest little sylvix zine! it was SO much fun working on this page with everyone—inspired by the song "the one" 💞 and you can print your own copy too!
October 14, 2025 at 3:06 AM
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ppprincx.bsky.social
reunion
#fe3h #marihilda
October 14, 2025 at 12:51 AM
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dryltt3.bsky.social
here’s my piece of the crj tracklist! i had a really cute time conspiring with friends on this little zine. with just a single piece of paper you too can carry around sylvix having big, sometimes absurd feelings in your pocket!
mostly white graphic with a lavender color ribbon border ending and a lavender colored shopping cart at the bottom text reads: The crinkle of the reusable grocery bag put Sylvain on alert. He whipped around to the front door. “Where are you going? And do you want to put me in your bag like a little dog?” Felix froze with his hand on his keys. “No? I’m just going to the store?” “To the store,” Sylvain said. “Why would you repeat that?” “You might not see me anymore, anymore.” “I don’t like this,” Felix said, his brow wrinkling. It was with sudden moisture in his eyes that Sylvain said, “I’m not that good at goodbyes. Sometimes it’s best to just fly.” Felix turned the doorknob slowly, with the air of a man forced into a sudden hostage negotiation. “I’m going to get you the white cheddar popcorn you like,” he said, backing out of the apartment, “and when I come back I need things here to be different.”
October 14, 2025 at 2:50 AM
absolutesilly.bsky.social
SYLVIX CRJ ZINE??? it’s more likely than you think!!!!! this was such a fun project to be a part of :’) here’s my page with a mini-fic inspired by CRY!!!!
October 14, 2025 at 2:52 AM
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8amtrain.bsky.social
an E•MO•TION: Side B x sylvix friendzine for the last day of #sylvixweek2025 that you can print and assemble for sylvix on the go 💛🩵🩷
October 14, 2025 at 2:34 AM
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suzsran.bsky.social
Day 8-Free day!
#SylvixWeek2025

Thank you for Sylvixweek！！
I had a very fun week！

今年もたくさん作ったね。
年末に、支部にまとめます
October 13, 2025 at 9:42 AM
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judy98.bsky.social
Shojo but make it Sylvix
#sylvixweek2025 #sylvix #fe3h
October 11, 2025 at 10:04 PM
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northernsunsets.bsky.social
That inner child is not getting healed #svsss
a three panel svsss comic. The top one Shen Jiu's hands are shown choking Luo Binghe who's face isn't visible, next to it the words "you have a dream you're killing him" The second panel shows a younger Shen Jiu in place of Luo Binghe new who snarls at his older self. "Suddenly he is no longer that disciple of yours. he's that little slave boy you used to be" The third panel is a zoomed out shot of Shen Jiu choking his younger self. "You do not hesitate. you do not stop. It's better this way"
October 12, 2025 at 3:12 AM
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oliverniko.bsky.social
#SylvixWeek2025 Day 7: Old Man Yaoi

Married Sylvix during an inn stay. ❤️💙 #Art #FE3H #Procreate
Older depictions of Sylvain and Felix from Fire Emblem Three Houses in a digital oil style. They sit together on a wooden bench on a balcony, looking at warm moonlight together. A wall is behind them with an open window on a hatch, and leaves dangling around the building. A table is nearby with cloth, a pitcher and glasses. Felix wears turquoise robes with his canon boots, a stick propped next to him. His navy hair is longer, tied into a low side ponytail. Sylvain sits on his right, wearing a reddish brown jacket, a turquoise waistcoat and black trousers with knee high brown boots. He leans to Felix with a hand on his hip. He has a beard.
October 12, 2025 at 3:34 PM
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dryltt3.bsky.social
i feel sylvix in this chili’s tonight. oh they’re actually at this chili’s? felix is divorcing sylvain for moaning at the cheese pull from his mozzarella sticks? ok no they’re past that they’re “making up” over some $6 margaritas. i’m sensing a sylvix health code violation in this chili’s tonight
October 13, 2025 at 12:27 AM
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8amtrain.bsky.social
promise to live #sylvixweek2025
October 13, 2025 at 3:01 AM
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chocolunee.bsky.social
the weather today is just right
for an eternal oath, free of lies

#SylvixWeek2025 #sylvix
October 13, 2025 at 1:39 AM
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dryltt3.bsky.social
for #SylvixWeek2025 day 7 - old man yaoi. felix is certain that sylvain is hiding something. the least interesting way to find out what would be to ask. 3.5k. archiveofourown.org/works/72374361
wither thou goest by desmodus summary: Whatever secret-keeping is afoot will be unraveled. Felix will reveal to Sylvain that he followed Sylvain across the continent to a market in Derdriu without his knowledge. In turn, Sylvain will kindly reveal why he’s here in the first place, maybe without fucking lying this time. — After three decades of marriage, Felix’s tips for a happy relationship are, as ever, to have fun and be yourself.
October 12, 2025 at 9:53 PM