Sasha
@aboynamedsasha.bsky.social
There but for the grace of random fortune go I
KY Farmer, until I get this tight five right
KY Farmer, until I get this tight five right
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Sasha
@aboynamedsasha.bsky.social
· Nov 19
Trump thinks an Anchor Baby is having an abortion on a yacht
You know what else eriKa KirK and Charlie Kirk have in common? Trump has shot down both of their throats.
December 23, 2025 at 6:33 AM
You know what else eriKa KirK and Charlie Kirk have in common? Trump has shot down both of their throats.
I want to be one of the first to donate to the 2028 replacement of Trump’s ballroom under the new administration. Trump hasn’t been able to get on Rushmore so this gives him a permanent American monument. Damnatio memoriae for this classless slob
October 27, 2025 at 7:00 AM
I want to be one of the first to donate to the 2028 replacement of Trump’s ballroom under the new administration. Trump hasn’t been able to get on Rushmore so this gives him a permanent American monument. Damnatio memoriae for this classless slob
So many Buccaneers have died before 40. Doug Martin, Vincent Jackson, Mike Williams, Gaines Adams, Daniel Te'o-Nesheim and Marquis Cooper. The Buccaneer player that haunts me the most is Arron Sears. He was a great O-lineman that received a concussion and isn’t able to function
October 21, 2025 at 3:24 AM
So many Buccaneers have died before 40. Doug Martin, Vincent Jackson, Mike Williams, Gaines Adams, Daniel Te'o-Nesheim and Marquis Cooper. The Buccaneer player that haunts me the most is Arron Sears. He was a great O-lineman that received a concussion and isn’t able to function
Why is it that coaches are exempt from evolutions of civility? Our society allows a school employee to scream in a threatening manner inches from a students face. Where is learning to accept this kind of abuse going to translate in our society? Why is this taught as a viable form of communication?
October 4, 2025 at 9:35 PM
Why is it that coaches are exempt from evolutions of civility? Our society allows a school employee to scream in a threatening manner inches from a students face. Where is learning to accept this kind of abuse going to translate in our society? Why is this taught as a viable form of communication?
I’m enjoying the irony of a notorious golf cheat having a stroke and lying about it
September 1, 2025 at 6:47 AM
I’m enjoying the irony of a notorious golf cheat having a stroke and lying about it
Thanks for wearing that red hat so I know to keep my kids far away from you
August 11, 2025 at 5:42 AM
Thanks for wearing that red hat so I know to keep my kids far away from you
I just screamed and woke up my wife because I thought I saw a mouse. I’m pretty positive now it was an eye floater
July 20, 2025 at 8:43 AM
I just screamed and woke up my wife because I thought I saw a mouse. I’m pretty positive now it was an eye floater
Trump will do anything to declare Martial law
June 8, 2025 at 6:21 AM
Trump will do anything to declare Martial law
Trump had to wear a blue suit to the Pope’s funeral because he didn’t ask for a Leak Proof suit in black in time
April 27, 2025 at 6:17 AM
Trump had to wear a blue suit to the Pope’s funeral because he didn’t ask for a Leak Proof suit in black in time
America was so frightened to be held to a higher standard that they put in a fat fuck felon so they could feel free to be the assholes they are
April 13, 2025 at 7:15 AM
America was so frightened to be held to a higher standard that they put in a fat fuck felon so they could feel free to be the assholes they are
This is what it looks like when Putin tells Trump to weaken America
April 5, 2025 at 10:30 PM
This is what it looks like when Putin tells Trump to weaken America
The only thing that is going to change from Pete Hegseth’s classified text scandal is me leaving group texts slower
March 28, 2025 at 1:21 AM
The only thing that is going to change from Pete Hegseth’s classified text scandal is me leaving group texts slower
Reposted by Sasha
Ok man, I’ll tell them
Congress must take action to restore the rule of law.
February 4, 2025 at 12:54 AM
Ok man, I’ll tell them
I like it when people tell me the NFL is scripted. It lets me know that they don’t know anything about football or critical thinking and I can adjust my topics accordingly.
February 3, 2025 at 10:31 PM
I like it when people tell me the NFL is scripted. It lets me know that they don’t know anything about football or critical thinking and I can adjust my topics accordingly.
Aaron Rodgers is one incompletion away from ripping his jersey off and jogging into the locker room with deuces up
December 29, 2024 at 8:37 PM
Aaron Rodgers is one incompletion away from ripping his jersey off and jogging into the locker room with deuces up
I'll miss carrying my children to bed when they get older. It really is the last chance I have everyday to fuck up my back
November 26, 2024 at 8:51 PM
I'll miss carrying my children to bed when they get older. It really is the last chance I have everyday to fuck up my back
Last Thanksgiving my mother in law asked me if the salad in a bag came with instructions
November 26, 2024 at 7:33 AM
Last Thanksgiving my mother in law asked me if the salad in a bag came with instructions
I think the last bastion of X State Media is fantasy football group chats
November 22, 2024 at 9:43 PM
I think the last bastion of X State Media is fantasy football group chats
I am serious about getting in shape and healthy, so I took out a life insurance policy with my ex as the beneficiary
November 22, 2024 at 2:09 AM
I am serious about getting in shape and healthy, so I took out a life insurance policy with my ex as the beneficiary
I got bifocals today, now I can see the ghost of my erection
November 21, 2024 at 5:46 AM
I got bifocals today, now I can see the ghost of my erection
The last time Melania came, it was in the mail
November 21, 2024 at 3:51 AM
The last time Melania came, it was in the mail
Many of these jackasses that have a problem with using peoples desired pronouns are the same ones that make children call them Sir
November 21, 2024 at 3:49 AM
Many of these jackasses that have a problem with using peoples desired pronouns are the same ones that make children call them Sir
No, I won’t go to your destination wedding for your third marriage
November 21, 2024 at 3:48 AM
No, I won’t go to your destination wedding for your third marriage
Who is responsible for deleting Jimmy Carter’s browser history?
November 19, 2024 at 11:43 PM
Who is responsible for deleting Jimmy Carter’s browser history?