Aaron Weight
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aaronsays.co.uk
Aaron Weight
@aaronsays.co.uk
Comedy • Theatre • Media • Eggs
Improviser/Director: @ilhimprov.bsky.social
Star Voice and producer: Space Twits

For all upcoming dates: www.aaronsays.co.uk/comedy

ND • he/him • Anti-GenAI • Unkindness will not be tolerated
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Lately I've been doing a lot of web design, and it's been going really well, I'm enjoying the work, and so are my clients.

Now I've decided to design another website - for myself.

In the meantime, please check out For The Humans.
www.forthehumans.co.uk
For the Humans.
www.forthehumans.co.uk
Rumours aswirl that the GenAI bubble may be bursting, so hopefully this statement won't be required for much longer, but until it happens...

www.forthehumans.co.uk/ai-policy
AI Policy — For the Humans.
www.forthehumans.co.uk
November 18, 2025 at 5:54 PM
Aaron has run out of spoons on account of having to explain something to someone approximately 37 times in a row.

JFC.
November 18, 2025 at 3:20 PM
Reposted by Aaron Weight
In an A Level class yesterday at my kid’s college, the teacher used a Gen AI image in a PowerPoint, and the whole class booed.

Yeah. You’ve got Gen Z on board, guys. Looking rosy.
November 18, 2025 at 10:34 AM
So this winter, I'm going to be stepping into a new pair of boots - Santa's, to be precise! 🎅🎄🎁

At Audley End Miniature Railway for their Christmas Special event. It looks like it's going to be the most magical Christmas fun - I can't wait to get started! 🤩

Here's a video: youtu.be/Wx2E9Ugb8NM
November 18, 2025 at 10:54 AM
1. Ordered some print from Printed Today.
2. Items arrived and were *really* shit.
3. Try to get help from PT, they don't give a shit and refuse to do anything.
4. Try to get help from PayPal with their buyer protection.
5. PayPal don't give a shit either and refuse to help.
6. 😪

DONT EVER USE PT.
November 18, 2025 at 7:46 AM
I made some extremely fanciful fringe plans this morning 🤣

Easy is boring, right?
November 17, 2025 at 11:05 PM
I just really like it ok? This isn't even a sponsored post 😅 #AaronSays #Comedy #MountainDew #NotASponsor
November 17, 2025 at 12:40 PM
Today's bugbear - promoters who put out opportunities on Facebook, asking to DM them, and then don't check their 'other messages' folder to see if anyone has messaged.

It's annoying how much comedy booking relies on being active in Facebook groups these days 😭

(ICOI: I'm available, and have car!)
November 17, 2025 at 12:27 PM
Reposted by Aaron Weight
🚨 NEW for 2026!

It's time to lift the covers on what we've been working on for the last few months, a new character-led two-prov show format - WHO'S ASKIN?!

#InsertLaughterHere #ImprovisedComedy #WhosAskin
(1 / 3)
November 14, 2025 at 5:58 PM
Getting a new tattoo on Sunday. Technically two. 🙏
November 14, 2025 at 12:49 AM
PIRATES!!! 🥹

Also, I genuinely didn't mind which one of them won it, all absolutely fantastic this series.

But the person who did win, yes, brilliant.
November 13, 2025 at 11:03 PM
Reposted by Aaron Weight
Maybe it's my Autism Brain or whatever, but I don't really get why anyone who had access to this stuff wouldn't have splashed these horrific revelations literally everywhere the second you knew about them. Take these fuckers down.
November 12, 2025 at 11:17 PM
Woo and indeed hoo!!
🤩 THE NEWS IS OUT - We're super excited to be pairing up with Big Deal Comedy for a monthly residency of shows at their brand new permanent home. We'll be bringing some Wednesday night improvised comedy chaos. Can't wait!! 😎
#Cambridge #Comedy #Improvisation #BigDealComedy #InsertLaughterHere
November 12, 2025 at 9:18 PM
Noice.
Brie Larson has been cast as Rosalina in the ‘Super Mario Galaxy’ movie.
November 12, 2025 at 4:24 PM
Or this lol.
NO TIME TO DIE Post-Credits Scene:

Close on Bond's hand. It begins to glow. An explosion of regeneration energy. Craig's face disappears in blinding light. When the light fades, Emma Thompson stares straight into the camera and smiles.

"It's about time," Bond says.
November 12, 2025 at 4:20 PM
The same bond who has had impervious plot armour 999 for the last however many films before that one? Just do that again.

No one gives a shit - I certainly don't. We want cool suave secret agent type shooty splodey action with some humour and exotic locations. Done.
James Bond’s death in No Time to Die is causing a nightmare for the next film. Writers are stuck because Bond “was blown to pieces.”

Anthony Horowitz, author of three 007 novels, says:

“You can't have him wake up in shower and saying it was all a dream."

radaronline.com/p/james-bond...
November 12, 2025 at 4:20 PM
Session 0 for a new online D&D campaign tonight. I am very excited.
November 12, 2025 at 9:34 AM
Last night's Chinese was very disappointing and also has made me very ill this morning. 😪
November 12, 2025 at 7:46 AM
Reposted by Aaron Weight
Oh, time to #PitchYaGame, is it?

Well:

• be on a The Farm
• wish to strangle a horse
• not know what an The Farm is
• same applies to horses tbh
• die several times
• argue with the game
• ...make a friend?
• die of spiderbumdeath

i will strangle a horse, by me:

brainmage.itch.io/i-will-stran...
i will strangle a horse by BRAINMAGE
A comedy twine-based choose-your-own-adventure game where it's your first day on The Farm, and you have One Job
brainmage.itch.io
November 7, 2025 at 4:31 PM
I've been at a very exciting event I can't tell you about yet. Look out, 2026!
November 6, 2025 at 9:54 PM
I had to, really. #Taskmaster
November 6, 2025 at 11:04 AM
LE LOL
the password to the louvre surveillance server was "louvre"

www.thesocialpost.it/2025/11/02/f...
November 3, 2025 at 6:39 PM
Today's therapy learning: other people's nasty comments are like dog poo, only your problem if you choose to pick them up. 💩
November 3, 2025 at 3:41 PM
I've collected some photos and info about my time at Fairground Frights this year. I had a blast, and these are memories I like to treasure.

www.aaronsays.co.uk/projects/fai...
Fairground Frights 2025 — Aaron Says
www.aaronsays.co.uk
November 2, 2025 at 10:20 PM