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i’m fly and awesome and no one can milly rock like me
roblox: awkwardturtleunicorn
today i learned the phrase is something about a soap box and not a soap opera why didn’t anyone correct me before 😭😭😭😭🔫🔫🔫
April 10, 2025 at 2:53 AM
there is no reason a back as youthful as mine should be hurting this deeply
March 27, 2025 at 8:06 PM
we as a society don’t say “mind ur beeswax” as much as we should anymore
March 25, 2025 at 12:48 PM
beer tastes so much better when there’s no one in your ear questioning why you’re drinking beer
March 16, 2025 at 4:25 PM
i’m so sad i wasn’t born a mermaid
March 10, 2025 at 7:45 PM
i stand with bojangle’s belief in sporks. keep up the good work! 👍🏼
March 9, 2025 at 11:17 PM
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February 27, 2025 at 10:04 PM
posted my costco executive membership to the story now it’s time for the bad bitches to flock to my dms
February 28, 2025 at 1:36 AM
if u ever catch me giggling and blushing randomly in public just know i’m imagining a thirst trap edit of myself
February 21, 2025 at 7:27 PM
i have gyatt to stop talking roblox at the bar i think i got the hoes scared 😭😭🔫
February 16, 2025 at 4:03 PM
ya’ll ever think about how dnd campaigns are lowkey similar to sororities
February 8, 2025 at 7:29 PM
basketball lowkey fascinating when u really think about it
February 8, 2025 at 6:34 AM
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Say what you want about mice but those sumbitches can scurry
February 4, 2025 at 1:30 PM
hate when i bring up BabyTron’s hit 2019 album Bin Reaper and nobody knows Jesus Shuttlesworth… HOW! 😒😒
February 2, 2025 at 3:25 PM
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I've assembled a team of the most horrible perverts and criminals you've ever seen and we're going to fix this country
January 30, 2025 at 7:11 PM
kids these days don’t burp they ABCs like they used to 😭😭💔💔💔💔
January 31, 2025 at 5:18 AM
do kids still have armpit fart competitions or is that a thing of the past
January 31, 2025 at 5:15 AM
they hate when u serve baby brent realness on the gram
December 17, 2024 at 5:27 AM
nobody eats hard-boiled eggs like they used to and it is a Shame.
December 15, 2024 at 5:10 AM