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R’ly E’s S’ at Fastly.
Cool breaks are better than spicy takes.
We have some local unhoused folks that rely on the free pantry in front of our house. One of them stopped by asking about a lighter they thought they left in the car last time we gave them a ride. They left with a brand new clipper, replacement flints, a hot meal and pecan pie
December 15, 2025 at 1:16 AM
Also - the pipeline from purchasing a firearm to fill a gap in a set of tools you own to being a complete gun nut is not very long. Pray for me. (I live in the desert, my survival is not top of mind for it)
December 4, 2025 at 4:32 AM
Great, LinkedIn is sending me rage bait in my email. Hard to argue with results when it’s the first time I logged in to figure out why it was sent to me in like a year.
December 4, 2025 at 4:27 AM
I have a few talents, but my smoked pumpkin bisque is like… maybe the thing that justifies my existence on the planet.
November 16, 2025 at 12:32 AM
I live across from some horses. Horses get horse-zoomies. At night, horse zoomies sound terrifying.
November 14, 2025 at 3:47 AM
Found a dear friend passed courtesy AMEX ESTATE SERVICES. “Are you the executor of this estate?” Girl, we’re discovering there’s an estate to execute in realtime can I at least press zero for a human to give me a hug?
November 12, 2025 at 2:32 AM
I will drag this state machine kicking and screaming to my desired outcome whether I like it or not
if you enjoy some good old fashioned "you are definitely using the wrong programing language" code, here's UTF-8 encoding in pure VCL. which is essentially supposed to be a http config language. i am especially pleased with this
community.fastly.com/t/utf-8-enco...
UTF-8 encoding in pure VCL
Just for fun, here’s UTF-8 encoding in pure VCL. I wrote this as part of our language tests when we introduced bitwise operators a while ago, but I think it’s also a good example for passing argument...
community.fastly.com
November 10, 2025 at 12:09 AM
Just to complain here as well, I think that volumetric synthetic load tests against CDNs are dumb. They never demonstrate the capacity the test is supposed to exercise.
November 6, 2025 at 7:32 AM
Reposted by @crim
we’re about to find out if loving SimCity makes you a better mayor

Mamdani was asked in 2002 by NY Mag what he wanted for Christmas and said SimCity 3000
June 25, 2025 at 2:58 PM
Y’all, I don’t know how to surf this world’s grief right now. We should, as a species, be fucking better.
May 27, 2024 at 11:38 PM
Not bombing people is fucking free
May 27, 2024 at 3:28 AM
If your heart ain’t breaking you were already fucking broken.
May 24, 2024 at 2:13 AM