lazyapples
@617apples.bsky.social
hi im Alice you can call me that if youd like
certified cynical bitch
some nsfw here and there, tread carefully
certified cynical bitch
some nsfw here and there, tread carefully
Pinned
Reposted by lazyapples
insane pull from my feed today
November 18, 2025 at 7:08 PM
insane pull from my feed today
Reposted by lazyapples
friend i haven't seen in 3 years: yo what's up man
me: i saw an air conditioner fall on a guy's head
friend: did it kill him
me: yeah completely i gotta go good seeing you
me: i saw an air conditioner fall on a guy's head
friend: did it kill him
me: yeah completely i gotta go good seeing you
November 17, 2025 at 7:42 PM
friend i haven't seen in 3 years: yo what's up man
me: i saw an air conditioner fall on a guy's head
friend: did it kill him
me: yeah completely i gotta go good seeing you
me: i saw an air conditioner fall on a guy's head
friend: did it kill him
me: yeah completely i gotta go good seeing you
Reposted by lazyapples
Is there a word for how linear video games often feel like bigger, grander adventures than their sprawling, open-world counterparts
November 18, 2025 at 5:42 AM
Is there a word for how linear video games often feel like bigger, grander adventures than their sprawling, open-world counterparts
Reposted by lazyapples
Reposted by lazyapples
expedition 33 is going to win every single category at the geoff keighley game awards, but dont let that fool you, its not actually that bad
November 17, 2025 at 7:10 PM
expedition 33 is going to win every single category at the geoff keighley game awards, but dont let that fool you, its not actually that bad
New game: Take a shot for every thing you just found out depends on cloudflare
November 18, 2025 at 1:24 PM
New game: Take a shot for every thing you just found out depends on cloudflare
Reposted by lazyapples
apothecary diaries rules yall
November 16, 2025 at 6:28 AM
apothecary diaries rules yall
Reposted by lazyapples
I’m not a morning person or a night owl. I’m some kind of permanently confused pigeon.
May 27, 2025 at 2:47 PM
I’m not a morning person or a night owl. I’m some kind of permanently confused pigeon.
Reposted by lazyapples
Reposted by lazyapples
Bookish friends are great because you can be all "read this, it will absolutely crush your soul and tear your beating heart into a million little pieces and you will literally never recover from it" and they'll be like omg yaaaasssss
May 18, 2025 at 1:31 PM
Bookish friends are great because you can be all "read this, it will absolutely crush your soul and tear your beating heart into a million little pieces and you will literally never recover from it" and they'll be like omg yaaaasssss
Is it just me being stupid or does this app just feel worse to use now
May 19, 2025 at 12:59 AM
Is it just me being stupid or does this app just feel worse to use now
Reposted by lazyapples
I need to stop looking at this image because I'll stare at it and start cough laughing and it scares my parents when I do that.
May 18, 2025 at 2:13 AM
I need to stop looking at this image because I'll stare at it and start cough laughing and it scares my parents when I do that.
Reposted by lazyapples
Reposted by lazyapples
Breaking Loose
Shackles fell, on the ground
Ripping sounds of my shell
Cracking open, I awaken
Shackles fell, on the ground
Ripping sounds of my shell
Cracking open, I awaken
May 18, 2025 at 3:13 PM
Breaking Loose
Shackles fell, on the ground
Ripping sounds of my shell
Cracking open, I awaken
Shackles fell, on the ground
Ripping sounds of my shell
Cracking open, I awaken
Reposted by lazyapples
Reposted by lazyapples
Reposted by lazyapples
I Photoshop Paddington into a movie, TV show, or pop culture until I forget: Day 1459
March 8, 2025 at 8:15 AM
I Photoshop Paddington into a movie, TV show, or pop culture until I forget: Day 1459
Reposted by lazyapples
house memes but it's just moses project moon
March 7, 2025 at 9:37 AM
house memes but it's just moses project moon
Reposted by lazyapples
Whatever, go my hop goblins!
March 5, 2025 at 8:18 AM
Whatever, go my hop goblins!
Reposted by lazyapples
Someone finally was brave enough to personally ask me on tumblr this, and so I must abide by "ask and ye shall receive", so here's some proper Weird Girl Yuri
#Pokemon
#Pokemon
March 4, 2025 at 8:03 PM
Someone finally was brave enough to personally ask me on tumblr this, and so I must abide by "ask and ye shall receive", so here's some proper Weird Girl Yuri
#Pokemon
#Pokemon
Reposted by lazyapples
Reposted by lazyapples
Reposted by lazyapples
lilac freedom planet not getting in because they didn't wanna fork over 50 bucks also seems relatively funny to me lol
March 4, 2025 at 4:35 AM
lilac freedom planet not getting in because they didn't wanna fork over 50 bucks also seems relatively funny to me lol