lazyapples
@617apples.bsky.social
hi im Alice you can call me that if youd like
certified cynical bitch
some nsfw here and there, tread carefully
certified cynical bitch
some nsfw here and there, tread carefully
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She's allowed to be a baddie once a month💜
February 2, 2026 at 6:25 PM
She's allowed to be a baddie once a month💜
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they're having a shark meeting
February 1, 2026 at 12:20 AM
they're having a shark meeting
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funniest shit pm could possibly pull is putting sartre in limbus as a character next canto
January 19, 2026 at 7:42 PM
funniest shit pm could possibly pull is putting sartre in limbus as a character next canto
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WHATTT?! New Lyccaon art? In this economy?
Yes citizens, I do it for you...
Yes citizens, I do it for you...
December 26, 2025 at 1:57 PM
WHATTT?! New Lyccaon art? In this economy?
Yes citizens, I do it for you...
Yes citizens, I do it for you...
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good luck charm (full)
December 26, 2025 at 8:31 PM
good luck charm (full)
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Contract killer (full)
December 26, 2025 at 8:33 PM
Contract killer (full)
nai_ga will post the most beautiful environment design you've ever seen and caption it "practice"
December 26, 2025 at 9:10 PM
nai_ga will post the most beautiful environment design you've ever seen and caption it "practice"
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Astram's angel (full)
probably 2025's biggest piece... spent a whole month on this one
probably 2025's biggest piece... spent a whole month on this one
December 26, 2025 at 8:35 PM
Astram's angel (full)
probably 2025's biggest piece... spent a whole month on this one
probably 2025's biggest piece... spent a whole month on this one
it's that time again
December 25, 2025 at 3:59 AM
it's that time again
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Interviewers ask "what is your dream job" and yet they frown when I answer "sitting in a barrel and telling the world's most powerful man to stop blocking the sun"
December 24, 2025 at 9:49 AM
Interviewers ask "what is your dream job" and yet they frown when I answer "sitting in a barrel and telling the world's most powerful man to stop blocking the sun"
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Let's commit the sin of empathy together
December 9, 2025 at 2:11 PM
Let's commit the sin of empathy together
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Know the cultural differences between different versions of English!
For example, in US they say "gifted child". In the UK, they say "changeling".
For example, in US they say "gifted child". In the UK, they say "changeling".
August 2, 2025 at 12:57 PM
Know the cultural differences between different versions of English!
For example, in US they say "gifted child". In the UK, they say "changeling".
For example, in US they say "gifted child". In the UK, they say "changeling".
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I found where they've been making it. I found the source
November 30, 2025 at 8:31 PM
I found where they've been making it. I found the source
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What is that Persona 3 song again? The one that goes
Disturbing the piss
Cum into my eyes
Disturbing the piss
Cum into my eyes
December 2, 2025 at 2:08 AM
What is that Persona 3 song again? The one that goes
Disturbing the piss
Cum into my eyes
Disturbing the piss
Cum into my eyes
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What if... (they kinda already are like this)
December 1, 2025 at 6:32 PM
What if... (they kinda already are like this)
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HYPE. LET ME TELL YOU HOW MUCH I'VE COME TO HYPE SINCE I BEGAN TO LIVE. THERE ARE 387.44 MILLION GALLONS OF MOUNTAIN DEW BAHA BLAST IN PLASTIC BOTTLES THAT FILL MY PEACOCK THEATER.
December 1, 2025 at 9:46 PM
HYPE. LET ME TELL YOU HOW MUCH I'VE COME TO HYPE SINCE I BEGAN TO LIVE. THERE ARE 387.44 MILLION GALLONS OF MOUNTAIN DEW BAHA BLAST IN PLASTIC BOTTLES THAT FILL MY PEACOCK THEATER.
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my mom is getting everyone in my family mustard for christmas and as she told me, this image just slowly appeared in my mind
December 1, 2025 at 10:32 PM
my mom is getting everyone in my family mustard for christmas and as she told me, this image just slowly appeared in my mind
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