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I have failed miserably in teaching my children how to fold a fitted sheet.
I should prob post more. Sigh.
December 4, 2025 at 2:04 PM
I should prob post more. Sigh.
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Absolutely correct
American politics makes a lot more sense when you realize that the GOP is afraid of pissing off the GOP base, and the Dems are afraid of pissing off the GOP base, but neither party is afraid of pissing off the Dem base.
November 10, 2025 at 1:38 PM
Absolutely correct
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incredible photo that's definitely worth at least 1,000 words from Andrew Harnik of Getty
November 6, 2025 at 6:10 PM
incredible photo that's definitely worth at least 1,000 words from Andrew Harnik of Getty
Trolls and Bots are out and about today. Report. Mute. Block.
November 5, 2025 at 2:43 PM
Trolls and Bots are out and about today. Report. Mute. Block.
Well Virginia, WE UNDERSTOOD THE ASSIGNMENT!!
November 5, 2025 at 2:35 AM
Well Virginia, WE UNDERSTOOD THE ASSIGNMENT!!
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Did you hear us calling on the megaphone? 📣
We’re fundraising for @FeedingAmerica! Donating $13 provides at least 130 meals to those in need.
Keep it 💯 and help us reach our $22,000 goal here: bit.ly/S4H-FA
We’re fundraising for @FeedingAmerica! Donating $13 provides at least 130 meals to those in need.
Keep it 💯 and help us reach our $22,000 goal here: bit.ly/S4H-FA
November 1, 2025 at 8:25 PM
Did you hear us calling on the megaphone? 📣
We’re fundraising for @FeedingAmerica! Donating $13 provides at least 130 meals to those in need.
Keep it 💯 and help us reach our $22,000 goal here: bit.ly/S4H-FA
We’re fundraising for @FeedingAmerica! Donating $13 provides at least 130 meals to those in need.
Keep it 💯 and help us reach our $22,000 goal here: bit.ly/S4H-FA
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These GOP members could be back in DC voting on a bill to end mid-decade redistricting, to stop all states, including GOP ones. A bill was introduced to do just that!
But they really only care about helping Trump. Not representing Virginians.
Miss me with these crocodile tears.
But they really only care about helping Trump. Not representing Virginians.
Miss me with these crocodile tears.
October 27, 2025 at 9:30 PM
These GOP members could be back in DC voting on a bill to end mid-decade redistricting, to stop all states, including GOP ones. A bill was introduced to do just that!
But they really only care about helping Trump. Not representing Virginians.
Miss me with these crocodile tears.
But they really only care about helping Trump. Not representing Virginians.
Miss me with these crocodile tears.
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📌BREAKING: Virginia Democrats Plan to Redraw House Maps in a move that could give the party two or three additional House seats in 2026.
Fuck around and find out, North Carolina.
Fuck around and find out, North Carolina.
October 23, 2025 at 3:49 PM
📌BREAKING: Virginia Democrats Plan to Redraw House Maps in a move that could give the party two or three additional House seats in 2026.
Fuck around and find out, North Carolina.
Fuck around and find out, North Carolina.
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he's knocking down the literal white house and illegally murdering people by dropping bombs on international boats and the government has been shut down for weeks and it's just like....yep
October 23, 2025 at 2:24 PM
he's knocking down the literal white house and illegally murdering people by dropping bombs on international boats and the government has been shut down for weeks and it's just like....yep
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October 22, 2025 at 1:16 AM
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A picture is worth 1,000 words.
October 20, 2025 at 6:50 PM
A picture is worth 1,000 words.
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Welcome to the largest day of peaceful protest we’ve ever seen in our lifetimes.
Today, we’re gonna speak out on a grander scale than Trump has ever seen. No Kings Day is going to be big, loud, boisterous, and joyful. Find your local event and let’s make history: www.nokings.org?SQF_SOURCE #NoKings
Today, we’re gonna speak out on a grander scale than Trump has ever seen. No Kings Day is going to be big, loud, boisterous, and joyful. Find your local event and let’s make history: www.nokings.org?SQF_SOURCE #NoKings
October 18, 2025 at 11:36 AM
Welcome to the largest day of peaceful protest we’ve ever seen in our lifetimes.
Today, we’re gonna speak out on a grander scale than Trump has ever seen. No Kings Day is going to be big, loud, boisterous, and joyful. Find your local event and let’s make history: www.nokings.org?SQF_SOURCE #NoKings
Today, we’re gonna speak out on a grander scale than Trump has ever seen. No Kings Day is going to be big, loud, boisterous, and joyful. Find your local event and let’s make history: www.nokings.org?SQF_SOURCE #NoKings
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Hard to blame the Democrats for the shutdown when you're in charge of all 3 branches of government, plus the Supreme Court.
October 2, 2025 at 12:21 AM
Hard to blame the Democrats for the shutdown when you're in charge of all 3 branches of government, plus the Supreme Court.
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Even in his most fevered, drunken dreams, Richard Milhous Nixon couldn't possibly have even imagined doing a tenth of this shit.
September 26, 2025 at 3:13 PM
Even in his most fevered, drunken dreams, Richard Milhous Nixon couldn't possibly have even imagined doing a tenth of this shit.
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Donald Trump is way less popular than he wants you to believe.
And you are significantly more powerful than he wants you to think.
And you are significantly more powerful than he wants you to think.
September 20, 2025 at 2:40 PM
Donald Trump is way less popular than he wants you to believe.
And you are significantly more powerful than he wants you to think.
And you are significantly more powerful than he wants you to think.
Sure would be nice if people who have half of the lived experience as I do would stop telling me how I should feel about people/things. K? Thanks.
September 16, 2025 at 3:10 PM
Sure would be nice if people who have half of the lived experience as I do would stop telling me how I should feel about people/things. K? Thanks.
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The president is sending the military to control American cities and if you're a reporter who's framing that illegal power grab as "pushing the boundaries of constitutionality" or "acting boldly to fight crime" or whatever, please go find another line of work where you won't get us all killed.
September 2, 2025 at 8:56 PM
The president is sending the military to control American cities and if you're a reporter who's framing that illegal power grab as "pushing the boundaries of constitutionality" or "acting boldly to fight crime" or whatever, please go find another line of work where you won't get us all killed.
Crying while watching the Simple Plan Documentary is pretty indicative of every thing in life right now.
August 30, 2025 at 8:53 PM
Crying while watching the Simple Plan Documentary is pretty indicative of every thing in life right now.
Doomscroll at 10/10 every damn day.
August 23, 2025 at 1:32 PM
Doomscroll at 10/10 every damn day.
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It’s all about sending a message. The raid is the message. It’s all about retribution. He is the retribution president. As with troops on our streets, it’s all about normalizing fascism. This is fascism. Fascism is here. Too many Americans are too “busy” to care. But it’s here.
August 22, 2025 at 1:11 PM
It’s all about sending a message. The raid is the message. It’s all about retribution. He is the retribution president. As with troops on our streets, it’s all about normalizing fascism. This is fascism. Fascism is here. Too many Americans are too “busy” to care. But it’s here.
After 40 years, the “in sickness and in health” part of the Vows have entered the chat. Like everything else in life, we’re kicking Cancers butt together!
August 15, 2025 at 9:34 PM
After 40 years, the “in sickness and in health” part of the Vows have entered the chat. Like everything else in life, we’re kicking Cancers butt together!
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Throwing a sandwich at a cop: felony.
Beating a cop unconscious with a flag pole: tourist behavior.
Beating a cop unconscious with a flag pole: tourist behavior.
August 15, 2025 at 3:04 PM
Throwing a sandwich at a cop: felony.
Beating a cop unconscious with a flag pole: tourist behavior.
Beating a cop unconscious with a flag pole: tourist behavior.