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Melanie 🌼
@5hrsfromrkv.bsky.social
26 || 📍Akureyri, IS ||
Your cool-ish Internet big sister
🇮🇸🇬🇧 strengthening Iceland/UK relations since 2020
🌼 perpetually in a flare up
⬇️ YouTube
https://youtube.com/@5hoursfromrkv?si=dC5AFw8gOboDUlQo
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Hæhæ Bluesky! 👋🏻

I'm new to the neighbourhood so let me introduce myself with a quick intro thread:

#introduction #intropost #introduceyourself
A law was just passed in Iceland that I believe means that people don't have to seek consent from neighbours and building managers before owning a pet and, as comments on Facebook agree, I have never heard of a country where so many people have life threatening dog/cat allergies
November 12, 2025 at 6:54 PM
So the antibiotics have helped me recover mostly and my fever is gone HOWEVER antibiotics affect how effective HRT is so the hot flushes and night sweats are, unfortunately, back
November 12, 2025 at 3:50 PM
forever teetering on ledge between the kind of chronically unwell that makes you inspiring and brave and the kind of chronically unwell that makes you a burden on society that they'd rather not exist
November 12, 2025 at 2:51 PM
Reposted by Melanie 🌼
Just went over to X bc someone sent a link…why are people still posting over there?? It looks horrible. Like a basement full of teenage boys
November 12, 2025 at 4:38 AM
Yknow, I love talking about Iceland and my life in Iceland on my YouTube but I'm seriously considering taking a sharp detour because I'm already starting to notice an uptick in xenophobia and I'd like to nip it in the bud before it destroys my mental health
November 12, 2025 at 1:39 PM
I don't want much, but seeing the look on my NHS gynaecologist's face at everything that has transpired since I moved to Iceland (because my gynaecologist here actually listens to me) would give me such joy.

He was such an misogynistic, ableist asshole that I guarantee it would be disgust.
November 12, 2025 at 1:32 PM
I've not been this sick for years and have found myself on antibiotics for the first time in a long time.

You could drop £1k on the ground in front of me and I'd just look at it. I don't have the strength or energy to pick it up
November 10, 2025 at 6:11 PM
Current vocal stims:

- Nothing beats a Jet2 holiday!
- The name is Mamdani M A M D A N I
- J-J-Jealous of my mansion??
- Inshallah they find him (Halal family movie night)
- The sun is a deadly laser

#adhdsky #autismsky
November 8, 2025 at 9:43 PM
/Some/ Icelandic netizens are on a mad one because the ICESAR fundraiser keychain isn't a white person this year, but rather depicts a SE Asian man.

So in case you're wondering how a primarily white, homogeneous society copes with diversity... racism is alive and well here!
November 8, 2025 at 1:10 AM
The reason that I don't have a Facebook page for my YouTube channel is that, although it would probably get decent traffic based on my YT primary demographic, the idea of having to appeal to boomers who fall for AI generated slop makes me want to gouge out my eyeballs
November 7, 2025 at 11:09 PM
I'm not saying that Fashion Dreamer is an objectively great game, but a lot of you are deluding yourselves when you pretend it's worse than literally every other fashion shovelware game we grew up with

#gamesky #gamersky
November 7, 2025 at 9:07 PM
Been informed that using #promosky is probably best for this
Hæhæ Bluesky! 👋🏻

I'm new to the neighbourhood so let me introduce myself with a quick intro thread:

#introduction #intropost #introduceyourself
November 7, 2025 at 7:51 PM
Reposted by Melanie 🌼
10/10 take. No notes.
November 7, 2025 at 5:49 PM
The funniest thing to have happened amongst Icelandic netizens recently was people from outside of Reykjavík "lighting" digital candles and sending thoughts and prayers to the people of the south during the recent snow storm
November 7, 2025 at 7:17 PM
how it feels to try and gain followers on a new platform after previously having a decent following elsewhere
November 7, 2025 at 7:10 PM
Hæhæ Bluesky! 👋🏻

I'm new to the neighbourhood so let me introduce myself with a quick intro thread:

#introduction #intropost #introduceyourself
November 7, 2025 at 7:02 PM
Why can't Brits mind our own damn business? Me and husband check out at 9:59am and as we walk to reception, one woman tuts and says loudly "well they're leaving it until the last minute to check out"

Sorry we can't all be perfect like you, Sandra. Didn't realise you were the check out police.
November 6, 2025 at 10:52 AM
"Seriously, stop taking photos. You'll use all my storage!" 😩
November 1, 2025 at 9:17 PM
I've finally seen my favourite flower in the wild 🥹
October 31, 2025 at 1:28 PM
✈️🏝
October 29, 2025 at 5:04 PM
Being stuck in an airport for 5 hours is bad enough but have you been stuck in a tiny airport with 1 gate for 5 hours??? I am bored out of my mind and the 8 hour flight hasn't even started yet
October 29, 2025 at 9:43 AM
Let's go to Tene ✈️🏝
October 29, 2025 at 6:38 AM
Nothing about getting to the airport for 5am sounds appealing to me, ngl
October 28, 2025 at 10:57 PM
My husband's work organises a trip every 2 years and tomorrow we go to Tenerife which is great and all but I have planned exactly 0% of this trip and as a self certified control freak of a trip planner, I feel like I'm going to lose my god damn mind
October 28, 2025 at 3:50 PM
say it with me now: minors cannot consent to sexual relations with adults. it doesn't matter that she was 17 and you were 23.

it is still r*pe.
October 27, 2025 at 10:24 PM