THE ULTIMATE WORRIER
@40ozgoose.bsky.social
Comic writer
From parts unknown
Surviving out of pure spite.
1/3 of the rowdy rough boys.
technically just 3 kids in an overcoat.
Keep mine Kirby.
read comics, Hail Satan.
6.5/10 at best
He/him 🏳️🌈
From parts unknown
Surviving out of pure spite.
1/3 of the rowdy rough boys.
technically just 3 kids in an overcoat.
Keep mine Kirby.
read comics, Hail Satan.
6.5/10 at best
He/him 🏳️🌈
Pinned
Hey to any new followers my name is Colton I’m from Texas. I write comics, play mediocre bass guitar, and talk about Godzilla a lot.
I’m a Big fan of horror movies, metal, punk, and whiny Midwest emo bands.
I love anything by Jack Kirby, Walt Simonson, or Mike Mignola. Hellboy is my favorite.
I’m a Big fan of horror movies, metal, punk, and whiny Midwest emo bands.
I love anything by Jack Kirby, Walt Simonson, or Mike Mignola. Hellboy is my favorite.
Despite what I mentioned earlier in regards to Starlin using A.I. in upcoming books, I still sit in slack jawed awe at the unleashed talents of Jim. Between dreadstar and breed you get these magnificent pages of a phenom at the top of his game really leaning into the freedom that indie comic
February 12, 2026 at 7:02 AM
Despite what I mentioned earlier in regards to Starlin using A.I. in upcoming books, I still sit in slack jawed awe at the unleashed talents of Jim. Between dreadstar and breed you get these magnificent pages of a phenom at the top of his game really leaning into the freedom that indie comic
Jim Starlin’s use of and defense of AI in his newest Breed omnibus.
February 12, 2026 at 2:02 AM
Jim Starlin’s use of and defense of AI in his newest Breed omnibus.
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ICYMI… THE MADS ARE BACK! For real!!
Congratulations to Trace & Frank on their return to MST3K!!
Check out the latest from RiffTrax’s latest Kickstarter to make new MST3K (something we still can’t believe is actually happening) and become a backer today!
rifftrax.com/kickstarter
Congratulations to Trace & Frank on their return to MST3K!!
Check out the latest from RiffTrax’s latest Kickstarter to make new MST3K (something we still can’t believe is actually happening) and become a backer today!
rifftrax.com/kickstarter
February 12, 2026 at 1:36 AM
ICYMI… THE MADS ARE BACK! For real!!
Congratulations to Trace & Frank on their return to MST3K!!
Check out the latest from RiffTrax’s latest Kickstarter to make new MST3K (something we still can’t believe is actually happening) and become a backer today!
rifftrax.com/kickstarter
Congratulations to Trace & Frank on their return to MST3K!!
Check out the latest from RiffTrax’s latest Kickstarter to make new MST3K (something we still can’t believe is actually happening) and become a backer today!
rifftrax.com/kickstarter
I don’t want to talk down on a creator, but Jim Starlin using A.I. in his books really does hurt my overall enjoyment of his work and makes me not want to back his upcoming Dreadstar vs. Dreadstar.
I love Dreadstar, and I get that he’s getting old, but fuck dude just pay an artist.
I love Dreadstar, and I get that he’s getting old, but fuck dude just pay an artist.
February 12, 2026 at 1:51 AM
I don’t want to talk down on a creator, but Jim Starlin using A.I. in his books really does hurt my overall enjoyment of his work and makes me not want to back his upcoming Dreadstar vs. Dreadstar.
I love Dreadstar, and I get that he’s getting old, but fuck dude just pay an artist.
I love Dreadstar, and I get that he’s getting old, but fuck dude just pay an artist.
Now reading:
Jim starlin’s breed omnibus
Jim starlin’s breed omnibus
February 11, 2026 at 3:28 PM
Now reading:
Jim starlin’s breed omnibus
Jim starlin’s breed omnibus
I just backed Superguy by @mrtonynacho.bsky.social, and @jorionsbelt.bsky.social! Don’t be a jabroni, back superguy!
Superguy #1 and #2: My Date with the President's Daughter
www.kickstarter.com/projects/mrt...
Superguy #1 and #2: My Date with the President's Daughter
www.kickstarter.com/projects/mrt...
Superguy #1 and #2: My Date with the President's Daughter
When a rampaging pink monster looks for revenge on an injured Superguy, will Robotguy step up and save the day... or fall in love?!
www.kickstarter.com
February 11, 2026 at 1:08 PM
I just backed Superguy by @mrtonynacho.bsky.social, and @jorionsbelt.bsky.social! Don’t be a jabroni, back superguy!
Superguy #1 and #2: My Date with the President's Daughter
www.kickstarter.com/projects/mrt...
Superguy #1 and #2: My Date with the President's Daughter
www.kickstarter.com/projects/mrt...
The Rocky IV soundtrack has me feeling like I could fight a bear, and win.
February 11, 2026 at 3:33 AM
The Rocky IV soundtrack has me feeling like I could fight a bear, and win.
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Tomorrow's a big day at the comics shop for me. There are major releases from all three imprints I oversee at DC: Vertigo, Absolute, and Black Label. It's honestly amazing sometimes that I get to do this job at this level; thank you, sincerely, to everyone who makes it possible. Hope you love these!
February 10, 2026 at 8:17 PM
Tomorrow's a big day at the comics shop for me. There are major releases from all three imprints I oversee at DC: Vertigo, Absolute, and Black Label. It's honestly amazing sometimes that I get to do this job at this level; thank you, sincerely, to everyone who makes it possible. Hope you love these!
This makes my whole heart happy.
THE MADS ARE BACK! Full details here:
www.kickstarter.com/projects/rif...
@tracebeaulieu.bsky.social @frankconniff.bsky.social
www.kickstarter.com/projects/rif...
@tracebeaulieu.bsky.social @frankconniff.bsky.social
February 10, 2026 at 8:15 PM
This makes my whole heart happy.
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I literally can’t think of any way this Kickstarter could get better. Like, this is it. This is the peak
THE MADS ARE BACK! Full details here:
www.kickstarter.com/projects/rif...
@tracebeaulieu.bsky.social @frankconniff.bsky.social
www.kickstarter.com/projects/rif...
@tracebeaulieu.bsky.social @frankconniff.bsky.social
February 10, 2026 at 7:24 PM
I literally can’t think of any way this Kickstarter could get better. Like, this is it. This is the peak
“There goes my hero, watch him as he goes.”
February 10, 2026 at 8:10 PM
“There goes my hero, watch him as he goes.”
Pulling up to work in the DC steel toes.
Yes I am blaring 96 quite bitter beings by cky
Yes I am blaring 96 quite bitter beings by cky
February 10, 2026 at 12:48 AM
Pulling up to work in the DC steel toes.
Yes I am blaring 96 quite bitter beings by cky
Yes I am blaring 96 quite bitter beings by cky
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If you see this, post a character that starts with the letter H
Hedorah
Hedorah
February 9, 2026 at 12:46 AM
If you see this, post a character that starts with the letter H
Hedorah
Hedorah
Well you wanna start with their first self titled album from 1999, not to be confused with their self titled sophomore release, American football(2016) then you can check out their 3rd album also named American football(2019) it seems confusing at first but you’ll get it.
February 8, 2026 at 11:51 PM
Well you wanna start with their first self titled album from 1999, not to be confused with their self titled sophomore release, American football(2016) then you can check out their 3rd album also named American football(2019) it seems confusing at first but you’ll get it.
Everytime a Dallas fan says “this will be our year” it adds 10 minutes to Jerry jones life.
February 8, 2026 at 10:45 PM
Everytime a Dallas fan says “this will be our year” it adds 10 minutes to Jerry jones life.
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Comics don’t evolve because costumes change. They evolve when voices do. This week on Wednesday Toast, @wednesdaypull.bsky.social spotlights Black creators who reshaped the industry, from Milestone Media to Bitter Root to Stephanie Williams.
Episode out now. 👇
Episode out now. 👇
February 8, 2026 at 4:59 PM
Comics don’t evolve because costumes change. They evolve when voices do. This week on Wednesday Toast, @wednesdaypull.bsky.social spotlights Black creators who reshaped the industry, from Milestone Media to Bitter Root to Stephanie Williams.
Episode out now. 👇
Episode out now. 👇
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There are so many influential Black creators in comic book history. On the latest episode of our show I talk about a few who have inspired me the most over the years. It’s a short one, so if you’ve got a few minutes, I’d love for you to give it a listen.
Comics don’t evolve because costumes change. They evolve when voices do. This week on Wednesday Toast, @wednesdaypull.bsky.social spotlights Black creators who reshaped the industry, from Milestone Media to Bitter Root to Stephanie Williams.
Episode out now. 👇
Episode out now. 👇
February 8, 2026 at 5:41 PM
There are so many influential Black creators in comic book history. On the latest episode of our show I talk about a few who have inspired me the most over the years. It’s a short one, so if you’ve got a few minutes, I’d love for you to give it a listen.
who’s the super bowl halftime performer?
*wrong answers only*
*wrong answers only*
February 8, 2026 at 9:29 PM
who’s the super bowl halftime performer?
*wrong answers only*
*wrong answers only*
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SHE’S FINISHED! My 5-foot-long Enterprise D oil painting is complete after nearly 100 hours of work!
I remember being 13 years old or so and trying to draw her and it was so hard, and all I wanted was to be able to do something like this. Truly a dream come true. 🥰🖖
I remember being 13 years old or so and trying to draw her and it was so hard, and all I wanted was to be able to do something like this. Truly a dream come true. 🥰🖖
February 7, 2026 at 11:37 PM
SHE’S FINISHED! My 5-foot-long Enterprise D oil painting is complete after nearly 100 hours of work!
I remember being 13 years old or so and trying to draw her and it was so hard, and all I wanted was to be able to do something like this. Truly a dream come true. 🥰🖖
I remember being 13 years old or so and trying to draw her and it was so hard, and all I wanted was to be able to do something like this. Truly a dream come true. 🥰🖖
I love turnstile, but the best metal album all year was either PF2 by peeling flesh, Florida by Two-piece, or 3 by Bodybox.
February 8, 2026 at 3:52 AM
I love turnstile, but the best metal album all year was either PF2 by peeling flesh, Florida by Two-piece, or 3 by Bodybox.
Trust me dude I’m doing everything within my power to be the smaller person. I am trying to take the low road.
February 7, 2026 at 4:03 PM
Trust me dude I’m doing everything within my power to be the smaller person. I am trying to take the low road.
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Fred Smith, bassist for the truly influential NYC band Television, has passed away
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February 7, 2026 at 1:28 AM
Fred Smith, bassist for the truly influential NYC band Television, has passed away
stereogum.com/2488355/tele...
stereogum.com/2488355/tele...
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My heart weeps. RIP Fred Smith (left), bass player on arguably the greatest guitar album ever. Just listen to the opening notes of the monumental title track. That's Fred. That's music. One by one, the brightest leaves of my youth flutter to the ground.
February 7, 2026 at 12:21 AM
My heart weeps. RIP Fred Smith (left), bass player on arguably the greatest guitar album ever. Just listen to the opening notes of the monumental title track. That's Fred. That's music. One by one, the brightest leaves of my youth flutter to the ground.
Making my kids watch school house rock and it’s wild that a whole generation that grew up on this turned out to not take a single lesson from what they learned.
youtu.be/Cfl4FEx2qIY?...
youtu.be/Cfl4FEx2qIY?...
Schoolhouse Rock America Rock Suffering Till Suffrage
YouTube video by OddballVQ
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February 7, 2026 at 2:00 AM
Making my kids watch school house rock and it’s wild that a whole generation that grew up on this turned out to not take a single lesson from what they learned.
youtu.be/Cfl4FEx2qIY?...
youtu.be/Cfl4FEx2qIY?...
I used to run a glob Herman fan page on twitter, he’s probably my favorite x-men. This is the hardest shit he’s ever said
February 7, 2026 at 1:39 AM
I used to run a glob Herman fan page on twitter, he’s probably my favorite x-men. This is the hardest shit he’s ever said