THE ULTIMATE WORRIER
@40ozgoose.bsky.social
Comic writer
From parts unknown
Surviving out of pure spite.
1/3 of the rowdy rough boys.
technically just 3 kids in an overcoat.
Keep mine Kirby.
read comics, Hail Satan.
6.5/10 at best
He/him 🏳️🌈
From parts unknown
Surviving out of pure spite.
1/3 of the rowdy rough boys.
technically just 3 kids in an overcoat.
Keep mine Kirby.
read comics, Hail Satan.
6.5/10 at best
He/him 🏳️🌈
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Hey to any new followers my name is Colton I’m from Texas. I write comics, play mediocre bass guitar, and talk about Godzilla a lot.
I’m a Big fan of horror movies, metal, punk, and whiny Midwest emo bands.
I love anything by Jack Kirby, Walt Simonson, or Mike Mignola. Hellboy is my favorite.
I’m a Big fan of horror movies, metal, punk, and whiny Midwest emo bands.
I love anything by Jack Kirby, Walt Simonson, or Mike Mignola. Hellboy is my favorite.
They just shut down the air space over El Paso completely for 10 days.
February 11, 2026 at 10:38 AM
They just shut down the air space over El Paso completely for 10 days.
The Rocky IV soundtrack has me feeling like I could fight a bear, and win.
February 11, 2026 at 3:33 AM
The Rocky IV soundtrack has me feeling like I could fight a bear, and win.
I had to pledge on day 1, there are few things that bring me more joy than watching Mst3k with my kids. We’re all big fans and I’m just so happy to see my favorite crew back together in an old familiar setting.
I jut hope we get a Joe Don baker tribute segment.
I jut hope we get a Joe Don baker tribute segment.
two men are sitting on a couch and one is drinking a glass
ALT: two men are sitting on a couch and one is drinking a glass
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February 11, 2026 at 12:15 AM
I had to pledge on day 1, there are few things that bring me more joy than watching Mst3k with my kids. We’re all big fans and I’m just so happy to see my favorite crew back together in an old familiar setting.
I jut hope we get a Joe Don baker tribute segment.
I jut hope we get a Joe Don baker tribute segment.
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Tomorrow's a big day at the comics shop for me. There are major releases from all three imprints I oversee at DC: Vertigo, Absolute, and Black Label. It's honestly amazing sometimes that I get to do this job at this level; thank you, sincerely, to everyone who makes it possible. Hope you love these!
February 10, 2026 at 8:17 PM
Tomorrow's a big day at the comics shop for me. There are major releases from all three imprints I oversee at DC: Vertigo, Absolute, and Black Label. It's honestly amazing sometimes that I get to do this job at this level; thank you, sincerely, to everyone who makes it possible. Hope you love these!
This makes my whole heart happy.
THE MADS ARE BACK! Full details here:
www.kickstarter.com/projects/rif...
@tracebeaulieu.bsky.social @frankconniff.bsky.social
www.kickstarter.com/projects/rif...
@tracebeaulieu.bsky.social @frankconniff.bsky.social
February 10, 2026 at 8:15 PM
This makes my whole heart happy.
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I literally can’t think of any way this Kickstarter could get better. Like, this is it. This is the peak
THE MADS ARE BACK! Full details here:
www.kickstarter.com/projects/rif...
@tracebeaulieu.bsky.social @frankconniff.bsky.social
www.kickstarter.com/projects/rif...
@tracebeaulieu.bsky.social @frankconniff.bsky.social
February 10, 2026 at 7:24 PM
I literally can’t think of any way this Kickstarter could get better. Like, this is it. This is the peak
“There goes my hero, watch him as he goes.”
February 10, 2026 at 8:10 PM
“There goes my hero, watch him as he goes.”
Pulling up to work in the DC steel toes.
Yes I am blaring 96 quite bitter beings by cky
Yes I am blaring 96 quite bitter beings by cky
February 10, 2026 at 12:48 AM
Pulling up to work in the DC steel toes.
Yes I am blaring 96 quite bitter beings by cky
Yes I am blaring 96 quite bitter beings by cky
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If you see this, post a character that starts with the letter H
Hedorah
Hedorah
February 9, 2026 at 12:46 AM
If you see this, post a character that starts with the letter H
Hedorah
Hedorah
That was my first thought too.
February 9, 2026 at 12:38 AM
That was my first thought too.
Well you wanna start with their first self titled album from 1999, not to be confused with their self titled sophomore release, American football(2016) then you can check out their 3rd album also named American football(2019) it seems confusing at first but you’ll get it.
February 8, 2026 at 11:51 PM
Well you wanna start with their first self titled album from 1999, not to be confused with their self titled sophomore release, American football(2016) then you can check out their 3rd album also named American football(2019) it seems confusing at first but you’ll get it.
Everytime a Dallas fan says “this will be our year” it adds 10 minutes to Jerry jones life.
February 8, 2026 at 10:45 PM
Everytime a Dallas fan says “this will be our year” it adds 10 minutes to Jerry jones life.
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Comics don’t evolve because costumes change. They evolve when voices do. This week on Wednesday Toast, @wednesdaypull.bsky.social spotlights Black creators who reshaped the industry, from Milestone Media to Bitter Root to Stephanie Williams.
Episode out now. 👇
Episode out now. 👇
February 8, 2026 at 4:59 PM
Comics don’t evolve because costumes change. They evolve when voices do. This week on Wednesday Toast, @wednesdaypull.bsky.social spotlights Black creators who reshaped the industry, from Milestone Media to Bitter Root to Stephanie Williams.
Episode out now. 👇
Episode out now. 👇
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There are so many influential Black creators in comic book history. On the latest episode of our show I talk about a few who have inspired me the most over the years. It’s a short one, so if you’ve got a few minutes, I’d love for you to give it a listen.
Comics don’t evolve because costumes change. They evolve when voices do. This week on Wednesday Toast, @wednesdaypull.bsky.social spotlights Black creators who reshaped the industry, from Milestone Media to Bitter Root to Stephanie Williams.
Episode out now. 👇
Episode out now. 👇
February 8, 2026 at 5:41 PM
There are so many influential Black creators in comic book history. On the latest episode of our show I talk about a few who have inspired me the most over the years. It’s a short one, so if you’ve got a few minutes, I’d love for you to give it a listen.
who’s the super bowl halftime performer?
*wrong answers only*
*wrong answers only*
February 8, 2026 at 9:29 PM
who’s the super bowl halftime performer?
*wrong answers only*
*wrong answers only*
Ok but I would give a kidney away for a buckaroo banzai halftime show.
February 8, 2026 at 9:24 PM
Ok but I would give a kidney away for a buckaroo banzai halftime show.
All I’m saying is that if the manatees are wearing bikinis then I apologize for all the negative things I said about sailors.
February 8, 2026 at 9:12 PM
All I’m saying is that if the manatees are wearing bikinis then I apologize for all the negative things I said about sailors.
Manatee wearing a bikini? Are we sure she wasn’t fighting a mermaid?
February 8, 2026 at 5:22 PM
Manatee wearing a bikini? Are we sure she wasn’t fighting a mermaid?
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SHE’S FINISHED! My 5-foot-long Enterprise D oil painting is complete after nearly 100 hours of work!
I remember being 13 years old or so and trying to draw her and it was so hard, and all I wanted was to be able to do something like this. Truly a dream come true. 🥰🖖
I remember being 13 years old or so and trying to draw her and it was so hard, and all I wanted was to be able to do something like this. Truly a dream come true. 🥰🖖
February 7, 2026 at 11:37 PM
SHE’S FINISHED! My 5-foot-long Enterprise D oil painting is complete after nearly 100 hours of work!
I remember being 13 years old or so and trying to draw her and it was so hard, and all I wanted was to be able to do something like this. Truly a dream come true. 🥰🖖
I remember being 13 years old or so and trying to draw her and it was so hard, and all I wanted was to be able to do something like this. Truly a dream come true. 🥰🖖
I love turnstile, but the best metal album all year was either PF2 by peeling flesh, Florida by Two-piece, or 3 by Bodybox.
February 8, 2026 at 3:52 AM
I love turnstile, but the best metal album all year was either PF2 by peeling flesh, Florida by Two-piece, or 3 by Bodybox.
I’m gonna lose some points here but I haven’t had the chance to read any of it except maybe the first 3 issues of absolute Batman. I’ve been behind for months now on my reading.
February 7, 2026 at 10:43 PM
I’m gonna lose some points here but I haven’t had the chance to read any of it except maybe the first 3 issues of absolute Batman. I’ve been behind for months now on my reading.
The hype is real, I’ve seen a lot of folks who say this series got them either into comics or brought them back to reading them.
February 7, 2026 at 4:05 PM
The hype is real, I’ve seen a lot of folks who say this series got them either into comics or brought them back to reading them.
Trust me dude I’m doing everything within my power to be the smaller person. I am trying to take the low road.
February 7, 2026 at 4:03 PM
Trust me dude I’m doing everything within my power to be the smaller person. I am trying to take the low road.
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Fred Smith, bassist for the truly influential NYC band Television, has passed away
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February 7, 2026 at 1:28 AM
Fred Smith, bassist for the truly influential NYC band Television, has passed away
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My heart weeps. RIP Fred Smith (left), bass player on arguably the greatest guitar album ever. Just listen to the opening notes of the monumental title track. That's Fred. That's music. One by one, the brightest leaves of my youth flutter to the ground.
February 7, 2026 at 12:21 AM
My heart weeps. RIP Fred Smith (left), bass player on arguably the greatest guitar album ever. Just listen to the opening notes of the monumental title track. That's Fred. That's music. One by one, the brightest leaves of my youth flutter to the ground.