THE ULTIMATE WORRIER
@40ozgoose.bsky.social
Comic writer
From parts unknown
Surviving out of pure spite.
1/3 of the rowdy rough boys.
technically just 3 kids in an overcoat.
Keep mine Kirby.
read comics, Hail Satan.
6.5/10 at best
He/him 🏳️🌈
From parts unknown
Surviving out of pure spite.
1/3 of the rowdy rough boys.
technically just 3 kids in an overcoat.
Keep mine Kirby.
read comics, Hail Satan.
6.5/10 at best
He/him 🏳️🌈
Pinned
Hey to any new followers my name is Colton I’m from Texas. I write comics, play mediocre bass guitar, and talk about Godzilla a lot.
I’m a Big fan of horror movies, metal, punk, and whiny Midwest emo bands.
I love anything by Jack Kirby, Walt Simonson, or Mike Mignola. Hellboy is my favorite.
I’m a Big fan of horror movies, metal, punk, and whiny Midwest emo bands.
I love anything by Jack Kirby, Walt Simonson, or Mike Mignola. Hellboy is my favorite.
I want a game that makes me feel the same way the movie predator does.
Matter of fact make me a predator game based off the first film.
Matter of fact make me a predator game based off the first film.
February 17, 2026 at 3:02 AM
I want a game that makes me feel the same way the movie predator does.
Matter of fact make me a predator game based off the first film.
Matter of fact make me a predator game based off the first film.
Replaying the serious Sam games for the first time since the windows xp days
February 17, 2026 at 2:32 AM
Replaying the serious Sam games for the first time since the windows xp days
Sorry I can’t stop doing that it’s my load bearing coping mechanism.
February 16, 2026 at 3:43 AM
Sorry I can’t stop doing that it’s my load bearing coping mechanism.
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I wrote, illustrated and published this book myself!
My goal is to sell 100 copies! Please help me reach 100 people by grabbing a copy yourself, or by telling a friend! Thanks! #comics
Buy the paperback: ko-fi.com/s/b6b1e4c5e1
Buy the PDF: ko-fi.com/s/b6b1e4c5e1
My goal is to sell 100 copies! Please help me reach 100 people by grabbing a copy yourself, or by telling a friend! Thanks! #comics
Buy the paperback: ko-fi.com/s/b6b1e4c5e1
Buy the PDF: ko-fi.com/s/b6b1e4c5e1
February 15, 2026 at 6:53 PM
I wrote, illustrated and published this book myself!
My goal is to sell 100 copies! Please help me reach 100 people by grabbing a copy yourself, or by telling a friend! Thanks! #comics
Buy the paperback: ko-fi.com/s/b6b1e4c5e1
Buy the PDF: ko-fi.com/s/b6b1e4c5e1
My goal is to sell 100 copies! Please help me reach 100 people by grabbing a copy yourself, or by telling a friend! Thanks! #comics
Buy the paperback: ko-fi.com/s/b6b1e4c5e1
Buy the PDF: ko-fi.com/s/b6b1e4c5e1
I listen to the sonic the hedgehog 2 soundtrack more than I’d like to admit.
February 15, 2026 at 11:44 PM
I listen to the sonic the hedgehog 2 soundtrack more than I’d like to admit.
I’ve reverted to my 2006 self.
I’m just listening to the toxicity album, playing kingdom hearts 2, and hating everything.
I’m just listening to the toxicity album, playing kingdom hearts 2, and hating everything.
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February 15, 2026 at 9:18 AM
I’ve reverted to my 2006 self.
I’m just listening to the toxicity album, playing kingdom hearts 2, and hating everything.
I’m just listening to the toxicity album, playing kingdom hearts 2, and hating everything.
They call me 汉堡神偷 in china, and i think that’s beautiful.
February 15, 2026 at 6:02 AM
They call me 汉堡神偷 in china, and i think that’s beautiful.
How do you hate country music when Marty Fucking Robbins exist?
February 14, 2026 at 3:44 AM
How do you hate country music when Marty Fucking Robbins exist?
If money wasn’t an object who would you cosplay as?
February 14, 2026 at 2:36 AM
If money wasn’t an object who would you cosplay as?
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Get ready, Minties!
Omar is going LIVE! at 4PM EST for The DC Vertigo Kickoff!
He will be joined by @thekylestarks.bsky.social & @chriscondon.bsky.social !
Join the chat:
www.youtube.com/live/nVEoYXP...
Omar is going LIVE! at 4PM EST for The DC Vertigo Kickoff!
He will be joined by @thekylestarks.bsky.social & @chriscondon.bsky.social !
Join the chat:
www.youtube.com/live/nVEoYXP...
February 13, 2026 at 8:57 PM
Get ready, Minties!
Omar is going LIVE! at 4PM EST for The DC Vertigo Kickoff!
He will be joined by @thekylestarks.bsky.social & @chriscondon.bsky.social !
Join the chat:
www.youtube.com/live/nVEoYXP...
Omar is going LIVE! at 4PM EST for The DC Vertigo Kickoff!
He will be joined by @thekylestarks.bsky.social & @chriscondon.bsky.social !
Join the chat:
www.youtube.com/live/nVEoYXP...
Now watching for family movie night.
MST3K: Gamera vs. Barugan
MST3K: Gamera vs. Barugan
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February 13, 2026 at 12:58 AM
Now watching for family movie night.
MST3K: Gamera vs. Barugan
MST3K: Gamera vs. Barugan
Learning that Pabst blue ribbon is not only popular but a luxury brand in china makes me feel like I would fit right in.
February 12, 2026 at 11:51 PM
Learning that Pabst blue ribbon is not only popular but a luxury brand in china makes me feel like I would fit right in.
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HEY! You want a new queer romance comic and I have one for you! All you have to do is click the link and back today!
It's just your typical romance about a woman and her wife who also just happens to be a dragon. What could possibly go wrong?
Back PASSING IN THE NIGHT if you're a fan of romance, fantasy, and goats. (Also if you love art made by actual humans!) kck.st/46ydhYF
Back PASSING IN THE NIGHT if you're a fan of romance, fantasy, and goats. (Also if you love art made by actual humans!) kck.st/46ydhYF
February 12, 2026 at 1:50 PM
HEY! You want a new queer romance comic and I have one for you! All you have to do is click the link and back today!
Despite what I mentioned earlier in regards to Starlin using A.I. in upcoming books, I still sit in slack jawed awe at the unleashed talents of Jim. Between dreadstar and breed you get these magnificent pages of a phenom at the top of his game really leaning into the freedom that indie comic
February 12, 2026 at 7:02 AM
Despite what I mentioned earlier in regards to Starlin using A.I. in upcoming books, I still sit in slack jawed awe at the unleashed talents of Jim. Between dreadstar and breed you get these magnificent pages of a phenom at the top of his game really leaning into the freedom that indie comic
Jim Starlin’s use of and defense of AI in his newest Breed omnibus.
February 12, 2026 at 2:02 AM
Jim Starlin’s use of and defense of AI in his newest Breed omnibus.
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ICYMI… THE MADS ARE BACK! For real!!
Congratulations to Trace & Frank on their return to MST3K!!
Check out the latest from RiffTrax’s latest Kickstarter to make new MST3K (something we still can’t believe is actually happening) and become a backer today!
rifftrax.com/kickstarter
Congratulations to Trace & Frank on their return to MST3K!!
Check out the latest from RiffTrax’s latest Kickstarter to make new MST3K (something we still can’t believe is actually happening) and become a backer today!
rifftrax.com/kickstarter
February 12, 2026 at 1:36 AM
ICYMI… THE MADS ARE BACK! For real!!
Congratulations to Trace & Frank on their return to MST3K!!
Check out the latest from RiffTrax’s latest Kickstarter to make new MST3K (something we still can’t believe is actually happening) and become a backer today!
rifftrax.com/kickstarter
Congratulations to Trace & Frank on their return to MST3K!!
Check out the latest from RiffTrax’s latest Kickstarter to make new MST3K (something we still can’t believe is actually happening) and become a backer today!
rifftrax.com/kickstarter
I don’t want to talk down on a creator, but Jim Starlin using A.I. in his books really does hurt my overall enjoyment of his work and makes me not want to back his upcoming Dreadstar vs. Dreadstar.
I love Dreadstar, and I get that he’s getting old, but fuck dude just pay an artist.
I love Dreadstar, and I get that he’s getting old, but fuck dude just pay an artist.
February 12, 2026 at 1:51 AM
I don’t want to talk down on a creator, but Jim Starlin using A.I. in his books really does hurt my overall enjoyment of his work and makes me not want to back his upcoming Dreadstar vs. Dreadstar.
I love Dreadstar, and I get that he’s getting old, but fuck dude just pay an artist.
I love Dreadstar, and I get that he’s getting old, but fuck dude just pay an artist.
Now reading:
Jim starlin’s breed omnibus
Jim starlin’s breed omnibus
February 11, 2026 at 3:28 PM
Now reading:
Jim starlin’s breed omnibus
Jim starlin’s breed omnibus
I just backed Superguy by @mrtonynacho.bsky.social, and @jorionsbelt.bsky.social! Don’t be a jabroni, back superguy!
Superguy #1 and #2: My Date with the President's Daughter
www.kickstarter.com/projects/mrt...
Superguy #1 and #2: My Date with the President's Daughter
www.kickstarter.com/projects/mrt...
Superguy #1 and #2: My Date with the President's Daughter
When a rampaging pink monster looks for revenge on an injured Superguy, will Robotguy step up and save the day... or fall in love?!
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February 11, 2026 at 1:08 PM
I just backed Superguy by @mrtonynacho.bsky.social, and @jorionsbelt.bsky.social! Don’t be a jabroni, back superguy!
Superguy #1 and #2: My Date with the President's Daughter
www.kickstarter.com/projects/mrt...
Superguy #1 and #2: My Date with the President's Daughter
www.kickstarter.com/projects/mrt...
The Rocky IV soundtrack has me feeling like I could fight a bear, and win.
February 11, 2026 at 3:33 AM
The Rocky IV soundtrack has me feeling like I could fight a bear, and win.
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Tomorrow's a big day at the comics shop for me. There are major releases from all three imprints I oversee at DC: Vertigo, Absolute, and Black Label. It's honestly amazing sometimes that I get to do this job at this level; thank you, sincerely, to everyone who makes it possible. Hope you love these!
February 10, 2026 at 8:17 PM
Tomorrow's a big day at the comics shop for me. There are major releases from all three imprints I oversee at DC: Vertigo, Absolute, and Black Label. It's honestly amazing sometimes that I get to do this job at this level; thank you, sincerely, to everyone who makes it possible. Hope you love these!
This makes my whole heart happy.
THE MADS ARE BACK! Full details here:
www.kickstarter.com/projects/rif...
@tracebeaulieu.bsky.social @frankconniff.bsky.social
www.kickstarter.com/projects/rif...
@tracebeaulieu.bsky.social @frankconniff.bsky.social
February 10, 2026 at 8:15 PM
This makes my whole heart happy.
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I literally can’t think of any way this Kickstarter could get better. Like, this is it. This is the peak
THE MADS ARE BACK! Full details here:
www.kickstarter.com/projects/rif...
@tracebeaulieu.bsky.social @frankconniff.bsky.social
www.kickstarter.com/projects/rif...
@tracebeaulieu.bsky.social @frankconniff.bsky.social
February 10, 2026 at 7:24 PM
I literally can’t think of any way this Kickstarter could get better. Like, this is it. This is the peak
“There goes my hero, watch him as he goes.”
February 10, 2026 at 8:10 PM
“There goes my hero, watch him as he goes.”