THE ULTIMATE WORRIER
@40ozgoose.bsky.social
Comic writer
From parts unknown
Surviving out of pure spite.
1/3 of the rowdy rough boys.
technically just 3 kids in an overcoat.
Keep mine Kirby.
read comics, Hail Satan.
6.5/10 at best
He/him 🏳️🌈
From parts unknown
Surviving out of pure spite.
1/3 of the rowdy rough boys.
technically just 3 kids in an overcoat.
Keep mine Kirby.
read comics, Hail Satan.
6.5/10 at best
He/him 🏳️🌈
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Hey to any new followers my name is Colton I’m from Texas. I write comics, play mediocre bass guitar, and talk about Godzilla a lot.
I’m a Big fan of horror movies, metal, punk, and whiny Midwest emo bands.
I love anything by Jack Kirby, Walt Simonson, or Mike Mignola. Hellboy is my favorite.
I’m a Big fan of horror movies, metal, punk, and whiny Midwest emo bands.
I love anything by Jack Kirby, Walt Simonson, or Mike Mignola. Hellboy is my favorite.
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And I have a flat tire. Please, if anyone needs art done for them, consider hiring me.
Hey, I'm going to be honest, I've had some rotten luck these last couple months. About three different projects got cancelled, so, if you need covers, pages, posters, album art, and you like my style, please consider hiring me.
Portfolio: lanelloyd.crevado.com/cover-work
Portfolio: lanelloyd.crevado.com/cover-work
COVER WORK - Lane Lloyd
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November 14, 2025 at 5:15 PM
And I have a flat tire. Please, if anyone needs art done for them, consider hiring me.
I’m only back on social media to tell everyone that Macabre Valley by @zackquaintance.bsky.social, Anna Readman, @beccasee.bsky.social, and @bradsimpsonart.bsky.social is so goddamn kickass! big ups to the team for making such a badass comic!
November 14, 2025 at 11:02 PM
I’m only back on social media to tell everyone that Macabre Valley by @zackquaintance.bsky.social, Anna Readman, @beccasee.bsky.social, and @bradsimpsonart.bsky.social is so goddamn kickass! big ups to the team for making such a badass comic!
Brother It’s hard to be in a bad mood when operation ivy is playing
September 17, 2025 at 11:30 PM
Brother It’s hard to be in a bad mood when operation ivy is playing
I just backed Macabre Valley #1!
www.kickstarter.com/projects/zac...
www.kickstarter.com/projects/zac...
Macabre Valley #1
A grindhouse Texas horror comic.
www.kickstarter.com
September 16, 2025 at 9:26 PM
I just backed Macabre Valley #1!
www.kickstarter.com/projects/zac...
www.kickstarter.com/projects/zac...
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🚨Macabre Valley #1 is LIVE🚨
A grindhouse Texas horror comic, based on my time as a reporter covering night cops in McAllen, Texas...with pulpy horror madness added in.
(w) Me
(a) Anna Readman
(c) @20eyesbrad.bsky.social
(l) @beccasee.bsky.social
Back it now: www.kickstarter.com/projects/zac...
A grindhouse Texas horror comic, based on my time as a reporter covering night cops in McAllen, Texas...with pulpy horror madness added in.
(w) Me
(a) Anna Readman
(c) @20eyesbrad.bsky.social
(l) @beccasee.bsky.social
Back it now: www.kickstarter.com/projects/zac...
September 16, 2025 at 1:01 PM
🚨Macabre Valley #1 is LIVE🚨
A grindhouse Texas horror comic, based on my time as a reporter covering night cops in McAllen, Texas...with pulpy horror madness added in.
(w) Me
(a) Anna Readman
(c) @20eyesbrad.bsky.social
(l) @beccasee.bsky.social
Back it now: www.kickstarter.com/projects/zac...
A grindhouse Texas horror comic, based on my time as a reporter covering night cops in McAllen, Texas...with pulpy horror madness added in.
(w) Me
(a) Anna Readman
(c) @20eyesbrad.bsky.social
(l) @beccasee.bsky.social
Back it now: www.kickstarter.com/projects/zac...
I also finally got some books I’ve been wanting for a while.
I cannot wait to crack open Goobers! @ryleeart.bsky.social is the best!
I cannot wait to crack open Goobers! @ryleeart.bsky.social is the best!
September 15, 2025 at 2:53 PM
I also finally got some books I’ve been wanting for a while.
I cannot wait to crack open Goobers! @ryleeart.bsky.social is the best!
I cannot wait to crack open Goobers! @ryleeart.bsky.social is the best!
What a fantastic mail day!
I got my stash box package in today from @ianface.bsky.social with some sick Godzilla art by @frederikhornung.com.
I got my stash box package in today from @ianface.bsky.social with some sick Godzilla art by @frederikhornung.com.
September 15, 2025 at 2:52 PM
What a fantastic mail day!
I got my stash box package in today from @ianface.bsky.social with some sick Godzilla art by @frederikhornung.com.
I got my stash box package in today from @ianface.bsky.social with some sick Godzilla art by @frederikhornung.com.
You should buy a firearm and learn how to use it.
September 15, 2025 at 1:22 PM
You should buy a firearm and learn how to use it.
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//detectivecomics291remix//
September 15, 2025 at 7:11 AM
//detectivecomics291remix//
Real death by Mount Eerie always leaves a giant painful lump in my throat. That whole album(a crow looked at me) just crushes my entire soul.
September 15, 2025 at 2:26 AM
Real death by Mount Eerie always leaves a giant painful lump in my throat. That whole album(a crow looked at me) just crushes my entire soul.
I still miss DOOM.
a black and white photo of a man wearing a mask with spikes on it .
ALT: a black and white photo of a man wearing a mask with spikes on it .
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September 14, 2025 at 11:10 PM
I still miss DOOM.
So anyway release the Epstein files.
September 11, 2025 at 12:46 AM
So anyway release the Epstein files.
I miss having people to hang out with.
September 10, 2025 at 1:24 PM
I miss having people to hang out with.
Steven seagal singing in a Jamaican accent is fucking wild.
September 9, 2025 at 3:59 AM
Steven seagal singing in a Jamaican accent is fucking wild.
Not gonna lie, I’m getting real tired of having to thug it out out here.
September 5, 2025 at 12:54 PM
Not gonna lie, I’m getting real tired of having to thug it out out here.
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Just between us
I think it's time for us to recognize
The differences we sometimes fear to show
Just between us
I think it's time for us to realize
The spaces in between
Leave room for you and I to grow…
#ThankGedItsFriday #RushFamily 🌊💞
I think it's time for us to recognize
The differences we sometimes fear to show
Just between us
I think it's time for us to realize
The spaces in between
Leave room for you and I to grow…
#ThankGedItsFriday #RushFamily 🌊💞
September 5, 2025 at 9:43 AM
Just between us
I think it's time for us to recognize
The differences we sometimes fear to show
Just between us
I think it's time for us to realize
The spaces in between
Leave room for you and I to grow…
#ThankGedItsFriday #RushFamily 🌊💞
I think it's time for us to recognize
The differences we sometimes fear to show
Just between us
I think it's time for us to realize
The spaces in between
Leave room for you and I to grow…
#ThankGedItsFriday #RushFamily 🌊💞
It’s getting close to my favorite time of the year.
September 5, 2025 at 11:36 AM
It’s getting close to my favorite time of the year.
If you work at waffle house for 3 years you get tenure.
September 1, 2025 at 4:30 PM
If you work at waffle house for 3 years you get tenure.
I’ll win that Motley Crue mirror, if it fucking kills me.
September 1, 2025 at 3:35 PM
I’ll win that Motley Crue mirror, if it fucking kills me.
I’ve never hated anyone more than when I found out Perry Ferrel is supposed to be a play on words for periphrial. So dumb.
September 1, 2025 at 2:58 AM
I’ve never hated anyone more than when I found out Perry Ferrel is supposed to be a play on words for periphrial. So dumb.
I wish Marvel and DC would still do the Marvel universe/DC who’s who lines
August 31, 2025 at 11:05 PM
I wish Marvel and DC would still do the Marvel universe/DC who’s who lines
Let’s make this money.
August 31, 2025 at 12:35 AM
Let’s make this money.
She told me not to smoke it but I did and it took me far away
And I turned out to be the only hell my momma ever raised.
And I turned out to be the only hell my momma ever raised.
August 30, 2025 at 11:34 PM
She told me not to smoke it but I did and it took me far away
And I turned out to be the only hell my momma ever raised.
And I turned out to be the only hell my momma ever raised.
DONT YOU REMEMBER YOU TOLD ME YOU LOVED ME BABY?
a woman wearing a shirt that says lead sister on it
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August 30, 2025 at 12:44 PM
DONT YOU REMEMBER YOU TOLD ME YOU LOVED ME BABY?
The chorus to superstar by the carpenters goes so hard.
August 30, 2025 at 12:43 PM
The chorus to superstar by the carpenters goes so hard.