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they call me pie
also I lied Im a pussy I don't think I could ever kill someone 😞
remember to buy a gun
September 17, 2025 at 10:34 PM
Whenever I see someone use AI for proof reading their writing or help with math/science I assume that person does not have good friends

Either they arent using their friends to the full extent or their friends are as bright as them
September 17, 2025 at 10:19 PM
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Trans rights are human rights.
September 17, 2025 at 2:54 PM
remember to buy a gun
September 7, 2025 at 4:52 AM
I feel this way about Galavant someone please talk to me about Galavant
I need to find more people interested in Mega Man. I know at least one person who likes it (plus I know some of my moots like it as well), but I don't know if they consider me a friend or not. It's been something I've been interested in for a while, but I've never really been able to talk about it.
a cartoon character sitting at a table with plates of food and a can of soda .
ALT: a cartoon character sitting at a table with plates of food and a can of soda .
media.tenor.com
September 4, 2025 at 1:54 AM
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July 28, 2025 at 6:39 PM
Wrong end of a tentacle kink
August 31, 2025 at 3:02 AM
Fully able-bodied but i guess I could use some accommodations
August 31, 2025 at 2:16 AM
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i love bread. it doesn’t matter if it’s christ or not i’m not picky
August 1, 2025 at 5:16 PM
Ok ignore how the golf hate wasn't spread out in the slightest and how I lied when i said it'd be daily
August 22, 2025 at 10:26 PM
they made Happy Gilmore to attract new golfers because nobody and nothing in golf is attractive
August 22, 2025 at 10:25 PM
and the reason softballers and baseballers are allowed to do this (in my eyes) is because, unlike a golfer, they can actually make it past first base
golfers golf to prove that they only swing one way
August 22, 2025 at 10:25 PM
golfers golf to prove that they only swing one way
August 22, 2025 at 10:24 PM
if you didnt pick up that i was calling all golfers old here, you might be a golfer, who prefer other people picking things up for them
they made Happy Gilmore to bolster the golfer fanbase because, shockingly, it was dying out
August 22, 2025 at 10:24 PM
people raise Happy Gilmore in golfing conversations due to the unfortunate truth that its hard to raise a golfer (kids prefer having fun)
August 22, 2025 at 10:23 PM
they made Happy Gilmore to bolster the golfer fanbase because, shockingly, it was dying out
August 22, 2025 at 10:23 PM
golfers needed to ruin the entire environment bc they already ruined the one at home
August 22, 2025 at 10:22 PM
golf is expensive because expensive is the only thing golf has to offer
August 22, 2025 at 10:22 PM
golfing is for homophobes who dont know that the gayest thing one can do is have a stick up their ass
August 22, 2025 at 10:22 PM
golf courses need an obscene amount of water simply because golfers are compensating for the fact that they themselves can no longer spray
August 22, 2025 at 10:21 PM
golf is the only thing golfers arrive to, theyve all aged past erectile function
August 22, 2025 at 10:21 PM
Golfing is mini golf for old people, mini golf is for kids whose parents want a night alone and golf is for men whose wives want a different man
August 22, 2025 at 10:21 PM
Hey im gonna start dissing on golf daily wish me luck!!

the sport where the only activity was walking but they were too rich for it so they made carts
August 11, 2025 at 1:49 AM
are drugs like actually that hype bc i dont believe it
August 5, 2025 at 3:33 AM
There should be a dating app for people with STDs and it should be called HERD

(Get it? Herd immunity?? Like you'll all get less collective STDs bc you can't get any more!? and also like heard as in like.. youre heard yk)
August 4, 2025 at 6:19 AM