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Just watched the new Jurassic park. It should be rated D, for dinos
September 19, 2025 at 5:02 AM
Just watched the new Jurassic park. It should be rated D, for dinos
The award for the most forgettable ingredient goes to: parsley.
August 24, 2025 at 8:18 PM
The award for the most forgettable ingredient goes to: parsley.
Just watched F1. It should be rated C, for cars
August 23, 2025 at 6:33 AM
Just watched F1. It should be rated C, for cars
In the grocery store looking at other people’s purchases like “what kind of a meal you gonna make with THAT, weirdo? Tinfoil and Rollos? Good luck”
@chris.neatdu.de
@chris.neatdu.de
August 22, 2025 at 12:34 AM
In the grocery store looking at other people’s purchases like “what kind of a meal you gonna make with THAT, weirdo? Tinfoil and Rollos? Good luck”
@chris.neatdu.de
@chris.neatdu.de
Those who can’t do, micromanage
August 21, 2025 at 8:54 PM
Those who can’t do, micromanage
There is no faster path to frustration for me than having the next step in the recipe involve “breading” something. Like come on. I’m hungry. This recipe just said to cover the tofu in mayonnaise and press into bread crumbs. I want to scream.
August 21, 2025 at 12:35 AM
There is no faster path to frustration for me than having the next step in the recipe involve “breading” something. Like come on. I’m hungry. This recipe just said to cover the tofu in mayonnaise and press into bread crumbs. I want to scream.
Feckless: having no freckles.
August 20, 2025 at 7:50 PM
Feckless: having no freckles.
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This is the way.
China declares all crypto-currency transactions illegal
Trading Bitcoin and other crypto-currenices is a criminal activity, China's central bank says.
www.bbc.co.uk
August 3, 2025 at 4:25 PM
This is the way.
Is choking a “swallowing error”?
July 21, 2025 at 9:27 PM
Is choking a “swallowing error”?
Do insects own molecules feel annoyingly large to them?
July 21, 2025 at 8:22 PM
Do insects own molecules feel annoyingly large to them?
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and then He said "those footsteps were from when I carried you" and I was like "SHUT the fuck UP!? WHAT?!?!"
July 19, 2025 at 10:49 AM
and then He said "those footsteps were from when I carried you" and I was like "SHUT the fuck UP!? WHAT?!?!"
It’s a real shame when your migraine trigger is “anticipating a nice time” #mortalCoil
July 18, 2025 at 8:45 PM
It’s a real shame when your migraine trigger is “anticipating a nice time” #mortalCoil
The internet isn’t worth the ads
July 18, 2025 at 8:34 PM
The internet isn’t worth the ads
[Korean fried chicken gesture]
July 16, 2025 at 5:21 PM
[Korean fried chicken gesture]
A lot more mileage can be gotten out of a piece of taffy if one has the patience not to just chomp it a few times and swallow it whole like a dog. My mouth feels like it just finished a novel entitled Black Licorice.
I’ll say it: yum
I’ll say it: yum
July 14, 2025 at 3:17 PM
A lot more mileage can be gotten out of a piece of taffy if one has the patience not to just chomp it a few times and swallow it whole like a dog. My mouth feels like it just finished a novel entitled Black Licorice.
I’ll say it: yum
I’ll say it: yum
@chris.neatdu.de you might could use this while pals are over.
Just sayin.
open.spotify.com/track/6zt0h7...
Just sayin.
open.spotify.com/track/6zt0h7...
LIVE RIGHT
Joey Valence & Brae · HYPERYOUTH · Song · 2025
open.spotify.com
July 11, 2025 at 2:27 PM
@chris.neatdu.de you might could use this while pals are over.
Just sayin.
open.spotify.com/track/6zt0h7...
Just sayin.
open.spotify.com/track/6zt0h7...
Ambulances run on blood, not gasoline
July 10, 2025 at 8:42 PM
Ambulances run on blood, not gasoline
On the street with a cardboard sign reading: hungry. On a diet. Please help.
July 9, 2025 at 11:35 PM
On the street with a cardboard sign reading: hungry. On a diet. Please help.
Sharpening my throwing skills and entering the olympics just so when I win gold and am interviewed I can say “that javelin was travellin’”
July 9, 2025 at 11:27 PM
Sharpening my throwing skills and entering the olympics just so when I win gold and am interviewed I can say “that javelin was travellin’”
July 7, 2025 at 8:31 PM
Fired moments ago, before leaving the office for the last time, they place a hand atop their computer and say “goodbye, files”
July 7, 2025 at 8:27 PM
Fired moments ago, before leaving the office for the last time, they place a hand atop their computer and say “goodbye, files”
Just happened to me again. Someone please remind god that I don’t deserve this.
You know you’re in for a shitty banana when you go to peel it and the stem just comes off in your hand. It’s low key traumatizing. Like if the arm of your teddy came off like that when you were five.
July 7, 2025 at 7:21 PM
Just happened to me again. Someone please remind god that I don’t deserve this.
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Inside of you are two wolves. Each of them finds two wolves that work under them, who then in turn find two wolves each for themselves and so on. The profits increase as more wolves come on board. One of the Wolves made $100,000 last year working from home.
June 24, 2025 at 4:20 PM
Inside of you are two wolves. Each of them finds two wolves that work under them, who then in turn find two wolves each for themselves and so on. The profits increase as more wolves come on board. One of the Wolves made $100,000 last year working from home.
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Chickens that never come home to roost. Unidirectional chickens.
June 21, 2025 at 5:02 PM
Chickens that never come home to roost. Unidirectional chickens.
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If you're on here and you follow me you already know this but pay attention to what kinds of death and killing it's just straight down the middle fine for both parties and the media to call for out loud with their own names and what kind you get in big trouble for.
June 22, 2025 at 1:11 AM
If you're on here and you follow me you already know this but pay attention to what kinds of death and killing it's just straight down the middle fine for both parties and the media to call for out loud with their own names and what kind you get in big trouble for.