Incredible Human Being
@1across.bsky.social
Ben. Born and raised in Lansing, MI. I love punk rock and crossword puzzles. I try to stay positive in a world designed to harden my heart. He/him
YOUR BOY GOT COVID FOR THE FIRST TIME BAYBEEEEE
November 21, 2025 at 3:53 AM
YOUR BOY GOT COVID FOR THE FIRST TIME BAYBEEEEE
Time to dance.
November 18, 2025 at 12:30 AM
Time to dance.
Motherfucker at karaoke looks like and is dressed exactly like John Fetterman.
November 15, 2025 at 4:30 AM
Motherfucker at karaoke looks like and is dressed exactly like John Fetterman.
I'm doing a rewatch of Dexter, and I am fine with suspending my disbelief in order to enjoy the show... but I'm sorry, there's no way you can convince me that someone flosses their teeth every morning.
November 14, 2025 at 2:01 PM
I'm doing a rewatch of Dexter, and I am fine with suspending my disbelief in order to enjoy the show... but I'm sorry, there's no way you can convince me that someone flosses their teeth every morning.
Currently watching the morning DJ from the local modern country station singing "It's All Coming Back To Me Now" at karaoke.
November 8, 2025 at 3:33 AM
Currently watching the morning DJ from the local modern country station singing "It's All Coming Back To Me Now" at karaoke.
Alex Trebek was always portrayed/parodied as overly-uptight on Jeopardy!, and maybe rightfully so. That said, I've watched so many episodes of Classic Concentration over the last month, as as host of that, I must say he was UNHINGED. He contained multitudes.
November 6, 2025 at 10:58 PM
Alex Trebek was always portrayed/parodied as overly-uptight on Jeopardy!, and maybe rightfully so. That said, I've watched so many episodes of Classic Concentration over the last month, as as host of that, I must say he was UNHINGED. He contained multitudes.
Reposted by Incredible Human Being
Reposted by Incredible Human Being
oh no they let Kirby take communion
October 4, 2025 at 1:39 AM
oh no they let Kirby take communion
Everything I've learned about Travis Kelce's cock has been against my will.
October 3, 2025 at 4:24 PM
Everything I've learned about Travis Kelce's cock has been against my will.
Ziggy Stardust, but it's that shitty bald comic strip character? Is this anything?
September 23, 2025 at 3:50 AM
Ziggy Stardust, but it's that shitty bald comic strip character? Is this anything?
Reposted by Incredible Human Being
Luckily, Sinclair has a helpful database of all their stations, so you can see if they're operating in your area and respond accordingly.
sbgi.net/tv-stations/
sbgi.net/tv-stations/
September 18, 2025 at 11:43 PM
Luckily, Sinclair has a helpful database of all their stations, so you can see if they're operating in your area and respond accordingly.
sbgi.net/tv-stations/
sbgi.net/tv-stations/
Reposted by Incredible Human Being
Lowering the flags on 9/11 at the Guantanamo Bay McDonald's for Charlie Kirk is the most dril tweet thing that's ever happened
The flags were lowered last night around the base by order of President Trump after the killing of Charlie Kirk and will stay at half-staff on this U.S. outpost in southeast Cuba until sunset on Sunday.
September 11, 2025 at 11:31 PM
Lowering the flags on 9/11 at the Guantanamo Bay McDonald's for Charlie Kirk is the most dril tweet thing that's ever happened
Anybody know what's going with the Banner Guy on Wood Street? He hasn't had any new ones on display for the past few months. Did his machine break?
September 11, 2025 at 1:15 AM
Anybody know what's going with the Banner Guy on Wood Street? He hasn't had any new ones on display for the past few months. Did his machine break?
I ACTUALLY WON AT A GAME OF MUNCHKIN
September 7, 2025 at 12:11 AM
I ACTUALLY WON AT A GAME OF MUNCHKIN
Drunk and trying to spell "Étouffée" in a crossword.
🙃
🙃
September 6, 2025 at 2:33 AM
Drunk and trying to spell "Étouffée" in a crossword.
🙃
🙃
"Do You Know Who OJ Simpson Is?" And Other Things I Find Myself Asking My Kid.
August 30, 2025 at 11:42 PM
"Do You Know Who OJ Simpson Is?" And Other Things I Find Myself Asking My Kid.
Reposted by Incredible Human Being
Hi I’m a bothsides guy: I loudly enter a conflict of obvious one-sided oppression, seeking “dialogue” and “mutual accountability” between lopsided aggressors and victims. I inevitably devolve into supporting the more powerful badguys, because they are better at flattering and bribing me!
August 26, 2025 at 10:23 PM
Hi I’m a bothsides guy: I loudly enter a conflict of obvious one-sided oppression, seeking “dialogue” and “mutual accountability” between lopsided aggressors and victims. I inevitably devolve into supporting the more powerful badguys, because they are better at flattering and bribing me!
Remember in "Land Of Confusion" when Phil Collins sang "My generation will put it right?" What a load of dogshit that was.
August 26, 2025 at 11:03 PM
Remember in "Land Of Confusion" when Phil Collins sang "My generation will put it right?" What a load of dogshit that was.
Reposted by Incredible Human Being
“Overall, Gavin Newsom supports the LGBT+ community” I’m going to stop you right there
You can’t round up on this shit
You can’t round up on this shit
August 21, 2025 at 10:45 AM
“Overall, Gavin Newsom supports the LGBT+ community” I’m going to stop you right there
You can’t round up on this shit
You can’t round up on this shit
I just want to cry, like, every day.
August 19, 2025 at 9:48 PM
I just want to cry, like, every day.
Reposted by Incredible Human Being
While I’m talking storytelling, I’m gonna drop my top five pieces of advice I usually give out:
1. Ingest as much art as you can.
Not just watch/read other things, but also go to a gallery, live show, or some other artist effort even outside of your practice. I was inspired by a dinner recently.
1. Ingest as much art as you can.
Not just watch/read other things, but also go to a gallery, live show, or some other artist effort even outside of your practice. I was inspired by a dinner recently.
August 17, 2025 at 5:00 PM
While I’m talking storytelling, I’m gonna drop my top five pieces of advice I usually give out:
1. Ingest as much art as you can.
Not just watch/read other things, but also go to a gallery, live show, or some other artist effort even outside of your practice. I was inspired by a dinner recently.
1. Ingest as much art as you can.
Not just watch/read other things, but also go to a gallery, live show, or some other artist effort even outside of your practice. I was inspired by a dinner recently.
Every kid that was a contestant on Carmen Sandiego was just praying to anybody that they got the North America map in the bonus round.
August 17, 2025 at 5:23 PM
Every kid that was a contestant on Carmen Sandiego was just praying to anybody that they got the North America map in the bonus round.
Just drove behind a car with a bumper sticker that said "Don’t fuck kids" and you know, it's a bummer that we have to remind people not to do that.
August 14, 2025 at 8:09 PM
Just drove behind a car with a bumper sticker that said "Don’t fuck kids" and you know, it's a bummer that we have to remind people not to do that.
I don't like to talk shit publicly about specific bands when it comes down to simple musical taste, but a band I used to really like has released four songs ahead of their upcoming album, and they're all truly awful and it bums me out.
August 12, 2025 at 5:37 PM
I don't like to talk shit publicly about specific bands when it comes down to simple musical taste, but a band I used to really like has released four songs ahead of their upcoming album, and they're all truly awful and it bums me out.
"Well, she'll ransack Pakistan and run a scam in Scandinavia" is a top ten lyric of all time.
August 12, 2025 at 12:44 AM
"Well, she'll ransack Pakistan and run a scam in Scandinavia" is a top ten lyric of all time.