Straw
@0straw0.bsky.social
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Number #1 sheep shagger 🏴
King of Raccoons
Number #1 sheep shagger 🏴
King of Raccoons
I wish he was real he’s so sexy
June 11, 2024 at 10:17 AM
I wish he was real he’s so sexy
I may not have much in life but I thank god everyday for not giving me an ugly dick
May 28, 2024 at 7:29 PM
I may not have much in life but I thank god everyday for not giving me an ugly dick
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there were children in the arcade. so many children. shuddering.
May 25, 2024 at 3:48 PM
there were children in the arcade. so many children. shuddering.
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going to get a happy meal . can’t wait to steal fries off of children <3
May 23, 2024 at 12:18 PM
going to get a happy meal . can’t wait to steal fries off of children <3
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when i when the when me when i when the when me when i when the when me
May 21, 2024 at 11:55 AM
when i when the when me when i when the when me when i when the when me
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Really femboy at the very least
Cloud Strife Miss Cloud GIF
Alt: Cloud dressed in a Gothic Lolita dress sheathing the buster sword on his back
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May 20, 2024 at 6:18 AM
Really femboy at the very least
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"for all of my life, a stranger i remain" // #MetalGearRising
May 19, 2024 at 11:41 PM
"for all of my life, a stranger i remain" // #MetalGearRising
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Hey Google!! Order ammonia and bleach. Hey Google!! Where’s the nearest government installation???
May 17, 2024 at 9:34 AM
Hey Google!! Order ammonia and bleach. Hey Google!! Where’s the nearest government installation???
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“If you have to explain the same things about yourself over and over to someone, they probably don’t want to understand you and you don’t have to keep trying” is probably one of the best pieces of advice I’ve ever received.
May 15, 2024 at 3:08 PM
“If you have to explain the same things about yourself over and over to someone, they probably don’t want to understand you and you don’t have to keep trying” is probably one of the best pieces of advice I’ve ever received.
Even though I think I’m too mentally brainrot to drive an automobile I’m kinda glad I haven’t because I’m not sure if I could contain myself if I see a line of Just Stop Oil protestors side by side sitting on the road, especially if I need to take a shit
May 14, 2024 at 10:05 PM
Even though I think I’m too mentally brainrot to drive an automobile I’m kinda glad I haven’t because I’m not sure if I could contain myself if I see a line of Just Stop Oil protestors side by side sitting on the road, especially if I need to take a shit
New pfp, new me.
Time to promote right wing propaganda.
Time to promote right wing propaganda.
May 6, 2024 at 9:30 PM
New pfp, new me.
Time to promote right wing propaganda.
Time to promote right wing propaganda.
Sorry for not making a post in awhile yall, I was trying to see how many concrete blocks can fit up my hole, all of them. I’m now back and the hospital said I had a full recovery.
April 16, 2024 at 2:28 PM
Sorry for not making a post in awhile yall, I was trying to see how many concrete blocks can fit up my hole, all of them. I’m now back and the hospital said I had a full recovery.
The Easter Bunny has paid me a visit this Easter, let’s just say if you don’t get paid a visit next year you will know why.
March 31, 2024 at 5:01 PM
The Easter Bunny has paid me a visit this Easter, let’s just say if you don’t get paid a visit next year you will know why.
Not a lot of women know this but as a man you are always moments away from agonising pain. A few times myself and I’ve heard from others that as a man you can literally sit down and accidentally crush your balls under your own weight. Think about that the next time you sit down.
March 29, 2024 at 6:26 PM
Not a lot of women know this but as a man you are always moments away from agonising pain. A few times myself and I’ve heard from others that as a man you can literally sit down and accidentally crush your balls under your own weight. Think about that the next time you sit down.
I’m not saying I would use garlic sauce as body oil but if it comes down to it, I’d definitely rub that shit everywhere even up my ass.
March 28, 2024 at 5:21 PM
I’m not saying I would use garlic sauce as body oil but if it comes down to it, I’d definitely rub that shit everywhere even up my ass.