⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️ I wrote a Yelp review for Eckstein. I figured since I wrote so much about it in my book I might as well post a review too.
I just want to know who made that summary for the school that is in the description below? Okay I admit, it's about right.
#YelpReview #EcksteinMiddleSchool #GoodSchool
I just want to know who made that summary for the school that is in the description below? Okay I admit, it's about right.
#YelpReview #EcksteinMiddleSchool #GoodSchool
Eckstein Middle School - Seattle, WA
Specialties: The silliest, goofballest, cheeseballest, outlandishest, most toefull middle school in the United States of America.
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November 18, 2025 at 1:19 AM
⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️ I wrote a Yelp review for Eckstein. I figured since I wrote so much about it in my book I might as well post a review too.
I just want to know who made that summary for the school that is in the description below? Okay I admit, it's about right.
#YelpReview #EcksteinMiddleSchool #GoodSchool
I just want to know who made that summary for the school that is in the description below? Okay I admit, it's about right.
#YelpReview #EcksteinMiddleSchool #GoodSchool
⭐☆☆☆☆
"Showed up late, brought swords to a god fight, lost immediately. Would not recommend for apocalyptic emergencies." #BuffyTheVampireSlayer #KnightsOfByzantium #YelpReview
April 28, 2025 at 5:16 AM
⭐☆☆☆☆
"Showed up late, brought swords to a god fight, lost immediately. Would not recommend for apocalyptic emergencies." #BuffyTheVampireSlayer #KnightsOfByzantium #YelpReview
⭐☆☆☆☆ The Trio
"Started off bumbling, ended up deadly. They weren't villains because they were smart — they were villains because they thought hurting people would finally make them feel important." #YelpReview #BuffyCharacterYelpReview
April 30, 2025 at 11:02 AM
⭐☆☆☆☆ The Trio
"Started off bumbling, ended up deadly. They weren't villains because they were smart — they were villains because they thought hurting people would finally make them feel important." #YelpReview #BuffyCharacterYelpReview
⭐☆☆☆☆ The Trio
"Imagine the absolute worst Dungeons & Dragons party you’ve ever seen — now give them a shrink ray, a sexbot, and a complete lack of conscience. There you go. That's the Trio." #YelpReview #BuffyCharacterYelpReview
April 29, 2025 at 12:23 PM
⭐☆☆☆☆ The Trio
"Imagine the absolute worst Dungeons & Dragons party you’ve ever seen — now give them a shrink ray, a sexbot, and a complete lack of conscience. There you go. That's the Trio." #YelpReview #BuffyCharacterYelpReview
⭐☆☆☆☆ The Trio
"Called themselves ‘supervillains,’ but couldn’t organise a proper pub crawl, let alone a crime spree. Bit of advice, lads — maybe take over a chess club before trying for world domination." #YelpReview #BuffyCharacterYelpReview
April 29, 2025 at 12:22 PM
⭐☆☆☆☆ The Trio
"Called themselves ‘supervillains,’ but couldn’t organise a proper pub crawl, let alone a crime spree. Bit of advice, lads — maybe take over a chess club before trying for world domination." #YelpReview #BuffyCharacterYelpReview
⭐☆☆☆☆ The Trio
"Three blokes with the combined menace of a damp tea towel. Watching them try to be evil is like watching kittens plot to take over the world — pathetic, a bit sad, but you almost admire the effort. Almost." #YelpReview #Buffythevampireslayer
April 29, 2025 at 12:20 PM
⭐☆☆☆☆ The Trio
"Three blokes with the combined menace of a damp tea towel. Watching them try to be evil is like watching kittens plot to take over the world — pathetic, a bit sad, but you almost admire the effort. Almost." #YelpReview #Buffythevampireslayer
⭐☆☆☆☆ Knights Of Byzantium
They basically show up to a gunfight with a butter knife and confidence. Zero stars if I could.
#YelpReview #BuffyCharacterYelpReview
They basically show up to a gunfight with a butter knife and confidence. Zero stars if I could.
#YelpReview #BuffyCharacterYelpReview
May 1, 2025 at 1:06 AM
⭐☆☆☆☆ Knights Of Byzantium
They basically show up to a gunfight with a butter knife and confidence. Zero stars if I could.
#YelpReview #BuffyCharacterYelpReview
They basically show up to a gunfight with a butter knife and confidence. Zero stars if I could.
#YelpReview #BuffyCharacterYelpReview
⭐☆☆☆☆ The Trio
"Started off playing supervillain in their mum’s basements — ended up genuinely dangerous. Proof that the real horror isn’t monsters or vampires... it's bitter little men with too much time and zero conscience." #YelpReview #BuffyCharacterYelpReview
April 30, 2025 at 9:32 AM
⭐☆☆☆☆ The Trio
"Started off playing supervillain in their mum’s basements — ended up genuinely dangerous. Proof that the real horror isn’t monsters or vampires... it's bitter little men with too much time and zero conscience." #YelpReview #BuffyCharacterYelpReview
⭐☆☆☆☆ The Trio
"The moral of the Trio? Never underestimate people who think the world owes them something. What they lacked in competence, they made up for in cruelty — and that made them more dangerous than half the demons in Sunnydale." #YelpReview #BuffyCharacterYelpReview
April 30, 2025 at 9:33 AM
⭐☆☆☆☆ The Trio
"The moral of the Trio? Never underestimate people who think the world owes them something. What they lacked in competence, they made up for in cruelty — and that made them more dangerous than half the demons in Sunnydale." #YelpReview #BuffyCharacterYelpReview
Wow, well said! I couldn’t agree more. I would highly recommend that everyone avoid this place. From the looks of this review, it totally speaks the truth. They're bad for business! #Post #BlueSky #YelpReview #ShareIt
January 13, 2025 at 9:48 PM
Wow, well said! I couldn’t agree more. I would highly recommend that everyone avoid this place. From the looks of this review, it totally speaks the truth. They're bad for business! #Post #BlueSky #YelpReview #ShareIt
⭐☆☆☆☆ Andrew Wells
"This one thinks quoting Star Wars makes him dangerous. Spends more time making sad little speeches to himself. About as threatening as a hamster in a Darth Vader helmet. Wouldn’t trust him to light a candle, much less pull off world domination." #YelpReview
April 28, 2025 at 11:00 PM
⭐☆☆☆☆ Andrew Wells
"This one thinks quoting Star Wars makes him dangerous. Spends more time making sad little speeches to himself. About as threatening as a hamster in a Darth Vader helmet. Wouldn’t trust him to light a candle, much less pull off world domination." #YelpReview
⭐☆☆☆☆ The Trio
"A ragtag team of men proving that unchecked nerd rage is a dangerous thing. Powered by insecurity, bad decisions, and whatever they found at the Sunnydale Radio Shack. Come for the evil plots, stay for the unbearable secondhand embarrassment." #YelpReview #BuffyCharacterYelpReview
April 29, 2025 at 12:19 PM
⭐☆☆☆☆ The Trio
"A ragtag team of men proving that unchecked nerd rage is a dangerous thing. Powered by insecurity, bad decisions, and whatever they found at the Sunnydale Radio Shack. Come for the evil plots, stay for the unbearable secondhand embarrassment." #YelpReview #BuffyCharacterYelpReview
⭐☆☆☆☆ The Trio
"Like the Three Stooges, but somehow more punchable. If whining, backstabbing, and losing were Olympic sports, these idiots would sweep the podium." #YelpReview #BuffyCharacterYelpReview #BuffyTheVampireSlayer
April 29, 2025 at 12:21 PM
⭐☆☆☆☆ The Trio
"Like the Three Stooges, but somehow more punchable. If whining, backstabbing, and losing were Olympic sports, these idiots would sweep the podium." #YelpReview #BuffyCharacterYelpReview #BuffyTheVampireSlayer
Check out this other restaurant I went to my birthday. The Yelp review is below. Hope you all enjoy it.
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yelp.to/EKYJ7sl-wt #asianprde4ever #nadyxes #yelp #webergrill #foodreview #foodblog #blogging #yelpreview #food
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March 25, 2025 at 3:39 AM
Check out this other restaurant I went to my birthday. The Yelp review is below. Hope you all enjoy it.
yelp.to/EKYJ7sl-wt #asianprde4ever #nadyxes #yelp #webergrill #foodreview #foodblog #blogging #yelpreview #food
yelp.to/EKYJ7sl-wt #asianprde4ever #nadyxes #yelp #webergrill #foodreview #foodblog #blogging #yelpreview #food
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CryoVida AZ - Scottsdale, AZ
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August 1, 2025 at 11:37 PM
🌟 Tell Us What You Think & Enjoy a Chill Gift from CryoVida AZ! 🌟We love hearing how cryotherapy is helping YOU feel your best—and we want to say thanks!
🗣 Share your experience on Yelp and we’ll treat you to one FREE cryotherapy session—our way of showing appreciation for your support.
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🗣 Share your experience on Yelp and we’ll treat you to one FREE cryotherapy session—our way of showing appreciation for your support.
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⭐☆☆☆☆ Warren Meers
"At first, just another arrogant tech bro building sex robots and whining about being 'misunderstood.' Then he graduated to murder. Turns out the real villain origin story was just fragile masculinity all along." #YelpReview #BuffyCharacterYelpReview
April 30, 2025 at 11:03 AM
⭐☆☆☆☆ Warren Meers
"At first, just another arrogant tech bro building sex robots and whining about being 'misunderstood.' Then he graduated to murder. Turns out the real villain origin story was just fragile masculinity all along." #YelpReview #BuffyCharacterYelpReview
⭐☆☆☆☆ Jonathan Levinson
"Jonathan’s like a pocket-sized villain who forgot to read the ‘how to be scary’ manual. Could probably be defeated by a stiff breeze or a stern talking-to. If you want a villain who apologizes mid-scheme and then cries about it, look no further." #YelpReview #Buffy
April 28, 2025 at 10:58 PM
⭐☆☆☆☆ Jonathan Levinson
"Jonathan’s like a pocket-sized villain who forgot to read the ‘how to be scary’ manual. Could probably be defeated by a stiff breeze or a stern talking-to. If you want a villain who apologizes mid-scheme and then cries about it, look no further." #YelpReview #Buffy
⭐☆☆☆☆ Warren Meers
"If you're looking for a fragile ego wrapped in a walking red flag, Warren's your guy! 10/10 would recommend if you enjoy being mansplained to while he builds evil gadgets with the emotional maturity of a damp towel. Somehow thinks he's the main character #YelpReview #buffy
April 28, 2025 at 11:44 AM
⭐☆☆☆☆ Warren Meers
"If you're looking for a fragile ego wrapped in a walking red flag, Warren's your guy! 10/10 would recommend if you enjoy being mansplained to while he builds evil gadgets with the emotional maturity of a damp towel. Somehow thinks he's the main character #YelpReview #buffy
I just published The Barking Dog Roasters, a yelpish review of a lovely little coffee shop in Boyes Hot Springs, CA: medium.com/@joeschmuck/...
#sonoma #california #yelpreview #coffee #restaurantreview
#sonoma #california #yelpreview #coffee #restaurantreview
December 20, 2023 at 3:35 AM
I just published The Barking Dog Roasters, a yelpish review of a lovely little coffee shop in Boyes Hot Springs, CA: medium.com/@joeschmuck/...
#sonoma #california #yelpreview #coffee #restaurantreview
#sonoma #california #yelpreview #coffee #restaurantreview
⭐☆☆☆☆
"Was promised elite mystical warriors. Got Renaissance Fair rejects instead. Zero stars if I could." #BuffyTheVampireSlayer #KnightsOfByzantium #YelpReview
April 28, 2025 at 5:17 AM
⭐☆☆☆☆
"Was promised elite mystical warriors. Got Renaissance Fair rejects instead. Zero stars if I could." #BuffyTheVampireSlayer #KnightsOfByzantium #YelpReview