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neia.zoner.work.ap.brid.gy
Well, that was bad enough that I'm cancelling the rest of XMenMas.
December 24, 2025 at 10:35 PM
neia.zoner.work.ap.brid.gy
"Anonymity will be our first line of defense." Hopefully there aren't any hard records of your identities anywhere...

#xmenmas #xmenfirstclass
December 24, 2025 at 10:33 PM
neia.zoner.work.ap.brid.gy
Um, Azazel... did you have a destination in mind before teleporting everyone? No? That's okay, I guess...

#xmenmas #xmenfirstclass
December 24, 2025 at 10:30 PM
neia.zoner.work.ap.brid.gy
Okay, maybe he should have thought a bit more before trying to blow up US and Russian fleets immediately after sinking some nukes. That could start a major war.

#xmenmas #xmenfirstclass
December 24, 2025 at 10:27 PM
neia.zoner.work.ap.brid.gy
I have significant complaints about this movie's choice to pose killing a Nazi who's actively trying to cause a global thermonuclear war as crossing a moral event horizon. And putting the dead Nazi in a crucifixion pose. This is honestly disgusting.

Magneto did nothing wrong.

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zoner.work
December 24, 2025 at 10:24 PM
neia.zoner.work.ap.brid.gy
I count this as a win for antifa!

#xmenmas #xmenfirstclass
December 24, 2025 at 10:21 PM
neia.zoner.work.ap.brid.gy
Banshee was underwater for like fifteen minutes! Super Drowning Powers, activate!

#xmenmas #xmenfirstclass
December 24, 2025 at 10:16 PM
neia.zoner.work.ap.brid.gy
"Sure you can fly this thing?"
"Course I can. I designed it."

Unfortunately, piloting and engineering are separate disciplines.

#xmenmas #xmenfirstclass
December 24, 2025 at 10:09 PM
neia.zoner.work.ap.brid.gy
"I suggest we suit up." _closes the chest where the suits are stored_

#xmenmas #xmenfirstclass
December 24, 2025 at 10:04 PM
neia.zoner.work.ap.brid.gy
Why must the men in this story call women things and creatures?

#xmenmas #xmenfirstclass
December 24, 2025 at 9:58 PM
neia.zoner.work.ap.brid.gy
Charles and Erik are totally boning. This isn't even subtle.

#xmenmas #xmenfirstclass
December 24, 2025 at 9:55 PM
neia.zoner.work.ap.brid.gy
"You need the sound waves to be supersonic. — Why are you crying, Dr. Physics Professor?"

#xmenmas #xmenfirstclass
December 24, 2025 at 9:47 PM
neia.zoner.work.ap.brid.gy
Zero emotional impact from Darwin's death.

#xmenmas #xmenfirstclass
December 24, 2025 at 9:38 PM
neia.zoner.work.ap.brid.gy
Darwin's entire power is not dying, so of course he's the only mutant to die.

#xmenmas #xmenfirstclass
December 24, 2025 at 9:29 PM
neia.zoner.work.ap.brid.gy
"I am not here to hurt you. I've got people for that!"

#xmenmas #xmenfirstclass
December 24, 2025 at 9:27 PM
neia.zoner.work.ap.brid.gy
It's a massacre! If only the movie had given us an emotional connection to anyone who's dying.

#xmenmas #xmenfirstclass
December 24, 2025 at 9:27 PM
neia.zoner.work.ap.brid.gy
So many combat-capable powers. Where's Woman-Who-Can-Detach-Her-Left-Arm-But-She-Can't-Control-It-Remotely?

#xmenmas #xmenfirstclass
December 24, 2025 at 9:09 PM
neia.zoner.work.ap.brid.gy
Oh, they fawkin!

#xmenmas #xmenfirstclass
December 24, 2025 at 9:09 PM
neia.zoner.work.ap.brid.gy
Making out during phlebotomy? I really don't recommend it.

#xmenmas #xmenfirstclass
December 24, 2025 at 9:05 PM
neia.zoner.work.ap.brid.gy
Omigosh Charlie, you can't just _out_ people like that!

#xmenmas #xmenfirstclass
December 24, 2025 at 9:02 PM
neia.zoner.work.ap.brid.gy
"My facility is off-sight. I can take them." Nothing can possibly go wrong with this.

#xmenmas #xmenfirstclass
December 24, 2025 at 8:45 PM
neia.zoner.work.ap.brid.gy
"People with extraordinary abilities may already be... ​:neocat_amogus:​"

#xmenmas #xmenfirstclass
December 24, 2025 at 8:43 PM
neia.zoner.work.ap.brid.gy
Oh, c'mon, Erik, you've got to question people _before_ you kill them all.

#xmenmas #xmenfirstclass
December 24, 2025 at 8:40 PM
neia.zoner.work.ap.brid.gy
Maiming and killing Nazis, now I can get behind this movie!

#xmenmas #xmenfirstclass
December 24, 2025 at 8:39 PM
neia.zoner.work.ap.brid.gy
"What next?"
"We find an expert in genetic mutation."

Really? You see a guy named Azazel, looking like a demon and with fire-based teleportation, at a place called The Hellfire Club, and you don't think about going to an occultist?

#xmenmas #xmenfirstclass
December 24, 2025 at 8:37 PM