Suddenly, the screen flickered with [COLOUR] static! A man wearing a [ADJECTIVE] bum mask appeared. It was [NAME], and he was screaming about [PLURAL NOUN]. He held up a [NOUN] and whispered, "Hail [SURREAL WORD]!"
Suddenly, the screen flickered with [COLOUR] static! A man wearing a [ADJECTIVE] bum mask appeared. It was [NAME], and he was screaming about [PLURAL NOUN]. He held up a [NOUN] and whispered, "Hail [SURREAL WORD]!"