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5:00 AM

LXC, gently: Wanyin, it’s time to rise.
JC, burrowing deeper into blankets: whyyyy~
LXC, gently: Discipline. Clarity of mind. Spiritual....
JC, angrily: I’ll show you discipline! Zidian goes ⚡️⚡️
LXC, excitedly: Yes, mommy! 🧎‍♂️
JC: Wha-? 👁️👄👁️

#Xicheng #xcdrabble
Jiang Cheng Tries to Teach Lan Xichen to Cook (Spoiler: It's a Disaster)

JC, wielding a ladle like a weapon: "Okay, Xichen, first rule of cooking: PAY ATTENTION. Okay?

LXC, staring dreamily at JC’s rolled-up sleeves: Mn. Your biceps are very instructional. *licks lips*