Better: hot turkey commercial. Wonderbread covered in turkey, mashed potatoes, dressing snf gravy with a side of cranberry
November 18, 2025 at 8:52 PM
Better: hot turkey commercial. Wonderbread covered in turkey, mashed potatoes, dressing snf gravy with a side of cranberry
I'm on half a decade of my wife's sourdough and I will praise each loaf out of the oven like it's the birth of our savior even though I'd rather have a slice of wonderbread and I only share this here because she doesn't follow BlueSky.
November 17, 2025 at 10:28 PM
I'm on half a decade of my wife's sourdough and I will praise each loaf out of the oven like it's the birth of our savior even though I'd rather have a slice of wonderbread and I only share this here because she doesn't follow BlueSky.
Like, not just any white bread! Specifically Wonderbread! It was the rosy fond memory of coming home from school and making yourself a quick sandwich as a snack while doing your homework, but the way you remember it and not the actual taste!
November 15, 2025 at 3:23 PM
Like, not just any white bread! Specifically Wonderbread! It was the rosy fond memory of coming home from school and making yourself a quick sandwich as a snack while doing your homework, but the way you remember it and not the actual taste!
The most interesting part of the meal for me was how *playful* it all was. Loads of people around us were treating it like Serious Business and we were just sitting there cracking up because how the FUCK do you make fried chicken skin taste exactly like the platonic ideal of a PB&J on Wonderbread
November 15, 2025 at 3:23 PM
The most interesting part of the meal for me was how *playful* it all was. Loads of people around us were treating it like Serious Business and we were just sitting there cracking up because how the FUCK do you make fried chicken skin taste exactly like the platonic ideal of a PB&J on Wonderbread
guys this isnt actually for the wonderbread guy. Its a mimic for @oregoncoastfox on tumblr!! You would know way before now if it was the wonderbread guy ;0
November 12, 2025 at 5:52 PM
guys this isnt actually for the wonderbread guy. Its a mimic for @oregoncoastfox on tumblr!! You would know way before now if it was the wonderbread guy ;0
call me a rich blonde white woman cause im about to buy me some wonderbread
November 15, 2025 at 3:16 PM
call me a rich blonde white woman cause im about to buy me some wonderbread
YOU GOT COMMISSIONED BY WONDERBREAD GUY????? YOOO CONGRATS
November 12, 2025 at 5:42 PM
YOU GOT COMMISSIONED BY WONDERBREAD GUY????? YOOO CONGRATS
I was about to say WONDERBREAD GUY???? But the character isn't blonde LOL
November 12, 2025 at 6:35 PM
I was about to say WONDERBREAD GUY???? But the character isn't blonde LOL
Did you tell your friend that she's stupid as hell and blaming the wrong people or did you run to social media to get attention like a desperate loser who only cares about likes and not us getting power back in this country? You and your friend should fuck off with your wonderbread warrior nonsense.
November 11, 2025 at 12:56 AM
Did you tell your friend that she's stupid as hell and blaming the wrong people or did you run to social media to get attention like a desperate loser who only cares about likes and not us getting power back in this country? You and your friend should fuck off with your wonderbread warrior nonsense.
You cannot convince me that Mestemacher bread is the same as Wonderbread just because they both have preservatives, I’m sorry.
November 10, 2025 at 9:49 PM
You cannot convince me that Mestemacher bread is the same as Wonderbread just because they both have preservatives, I’m sorry.
Finally getting around to starting 7.3 MSQ and damn, this is extra noticeable with the color scheme and lighting in S9, but I really am the only person darker than Wonderbread who's allowed to exist, huh?
November 9, 2025 at 4:00 PM
Finally getting around to starting 7.3 MSQ and damn, this is extra noticeable with the color scheme and lighting in S9, but I really am the only person darker than Wonderbread who's allowed to exist, huh?
Mayo on Wonderbread worried about spices.
Tom Emmer describes Mamdani supporters as "the pro-terrorist wing of the party"
November 6, 2025 at 1:41 AM
Mayo on Wonderbread worried about spices.
Last year, Thanksgiving dinner was categorized as turkey, mashed potato, etc
This year, Thanksgiving dinner is categorized as wonderbread and water (not in Flint MI, though)
This year, Thanksgiving dinner is categorized as wonderbread and water (not in Flint MI, though)
November 6, 2025 at 5:25 PM
Last year, Thanksgiving dinner was categorized as turkey, mashed potato, etc
This year, Thanksgiving dinner is categorized as wonderbread and water (not in Flint MI, though)
This year, Thanksgiving dinner is categorized as wonderbread and water (not in Flint MI, though)
I once got called a bolilla in Spanish (a white roll).
Other ones that come to mind:
Creampuff, cracker, jelly roll, tart, pasty, wonderbread, cake face, cake eater, crumb bum
Relatedly but slightly wider: doughy, flaky, crusty, crummy
Other ones that come to mind:
Creampuff, cracker, jelly roll, tart, pasty, wonderbread, cake face, cake eater, crumb bum
Relatedly but slightly wider: doughy, flaky, crusty, crummy
November 6, 2025 at 11:22 AM
I once got called a bolilla in Spanish (a white roll).
Other ones that come to mind:
Creampuff, cracker, jelly roll, tart, pasty, wonderbread, cake face, cake eater, crumb bum
Relatedly but slightly wider: doughy, flaky, crusty, crummy
Other ones that come to mind:
Creampuff, cracker, jelly roll, tart, pasty, wonderbread, cake face, cake eater, crumb bum
Relatedly but slightly wider: doughy, flaky, crusty, crummy
this is some actual wonderbread guy shit, holy fuck.
Two developments on Shaq:
1. He's back to generating videos of him on dates with Marilyn Monroe
2. He now seems to be using AI to come up with the exact prompts
1. He's back to generating videos of him on dates with Marilyn Monroe
2. He now seems to be using AI to come up with the exact prompts
November 4, 2025 at 2:00 PM
this is some actual wonderbread guy shit, holy fuck.
Them, sitting around in their glorious ethnostate:
"The sandwiches were better before we killed all the tr*nnies"
"Shut up and eat your Kraft cheese on wonderbread, Kevin."
"The sandwiches were better before we killed all the tr*nnies"
"Shut up and eat your Kraft cheese on wonderbread, Kevin."
November 3, 2025 at 8:15 PM
Them, sitting around in their glorious ethnostate:
"The sandwiches were better before we killed all the tr*nnies"
"Shut up and eat your Kraft cheese on wonderbread, Kevin."
"The sandwiches were better before we killed all the tr*nnies"
"Shut up and eat your Kraft cheese on wonderbread, Kevin."
i'm shocked she's shocked the leopards ate her face
meemaw wonderbread got what she voted for...she was just too dumb to see it coming
meemaw wonderbread got what she voted for...she was just too dumb to see it coming
November 4, 2025 at 5:30 PM
i'm shocked she's shocked the leopards ate her face
meemaw wonderbread got what she voted for...she was just too dumb to see it coming
meemaw wonderbread got what she voted for...she was just too dumb to see it coming
The loudest of the groups I see railing against D&D, wishing it would fail so 'indies' could flourish forget that people enter with D&D. It is the 'brand' that puts a flag on the incredibly niche market of these games.
It's the plain Wonderbread that gets people to make a sandwich later on.
It's the plain Wonderbread that gets people to make a sandwich later on.
November 2, 2025 at 6:05 PM
The loudest of the groups I see railing against D&D, wishing it would fail so 'indies' could flourish forget that people enter with D&D. It is the 'brand' that puts a flag on the incredibly niche market of these games.
It's the plain Wonderbread that gets people to make a sandwich later on.
It's the plain Wonderbread that gets people to make a sandwich later on.
Going through old family photos and came across an old Wonderbread delivery truck . Our great-uncle had a convenience store /gas station in Port Hope ,ON . Amazing how the logo hasn't changed much . Vitamin B was the rage . No idea what ENERGEAT means #hostesscakes #wonderbreadcanada
November 3, 2025 at 12:39 AM
Going through old family photos and came across an old Wonderbread delivery truck . Our great-uncle had a convenience store /gas station in Port Hope ,ON . Amazing how the logo hasn't changed much . Vitamin B was the rage . No idea what ENERGEAT means #hostesscakes #wonderbreadcanada
I remember hissing in rage when you meet howling blade (the wonderbread catboy who's bffs with brute bomber) and the WoL, fully aware of the soul disease that the tranformations cause, has a dialogue option going "yay i'm looking forward to when we fight 👍".
November 2, 2025 at 6:38 PM
I remember hissing in rage when you meet howling blade (the wonderbread catboy who's bffs with brute bomber) and the WoL, fully aware of the soul disease that the tranformations cause, has a dialogue option going "yay i'm looking forward to when we fight 👍".
sheriff joe used to brag about feeding his prisoners on 40 cents a day because it was nothing but expired bologna and moldy wonderbread. that was in the like late 90s too so with inflation that's what 60 cents a day now? so 30 cents more than a chain gang meal in a torture camp?
October 30, 2025 at 9:06 PM
sheriff joe used to brag about feeding his prisoners on 40 cents a day because it was nothing but expired bologna and moldy wonderbread. that was in the like late 90s too so with inflation that's what 60 cents a day now? so 30 cents more than a chain gang meal in a torture camp?
and also, like, why is stuff that isn't directly appealing to your wonderbread palate specifically bad, anon? broaden your horizons a little!
October 29, 2025 at 5:52 PM
and also, like, why is stuff that isn't directly appealing to your wonderbread palate specifically bad, anon? broaden your horizons a little!
how did #CivilRights activists do this shit?! I'm white as wonderbread and I want bad thing to happen to these #whitenationalists so much. i have privilege, but I sure as hell dont have patience. how many times is #fascism gonna circle back? 80s, early 2000s, late 2010s, now. its a repeating #cycle
October 30, 2025 at 12:01 AM
how did #CivilRights activists do this shit?! I'm white as wonderbread and I want bad thing to happen to these #whitenationalists so much. i have privilege, but I sure as hell dont have patience. how many times is #fascism gonna circle back? 80s, early 2000s, late 2010s, now. its a repeating #cycle
I'm white as wonderbread and call cousins uncles cuz they are older than me and "Mom's step cousin" is awkward. I also have several aunts and uncles who are really just my parents friends.
Great way to grow up. Unfortunately too many white families buy into the "nuclear family is IT" BS.
Great way to grow up. Unfortunately too many white families buy into the "nuclear family is IT" BS.
October 28, 2025 at 10:52 PM
I'm white as wonderbread and call cousins uncles cuz they are older than me and "Mom's step cousin" is awkward. I also have several aunts and uncles who are really just my parents friends.
Great way to grow up. Unfortunately too many white families buy into the "nuclear family is IT" BS.
Great way to grow up. Unfortunately too many white families buy into the "nuclear family is IT" BS.