First thing I do every morning is check the news - get the bad news of the day over with.

The second thing I do is spend the day wishing I hadn’t done the first thing. 🤣🤣😮‍💨

#imtired #whattimelineisthis

After enjoying the Oregon coast, the boys and I are back from our adventures. Now it’s time to return to the DoD and see if I got fired for taking a legitimate vacation. #prayforme #whattimelineisthis

I think the only thing that lacks more qualification for HHS Director would be a plank of wood. #rfkjr #confirmationhearings #HHS #government #whattimelineisthis

We are on a point in this timeline where "6.9 quake in Japan? Eh, that's not so bad, at least the island didn't move 8 feet to the left and cause a nuclear disaster"

Is exactly how I reacted. However, I hope everyone is OK. #japanearthquake #whattimelineisthis