#weasel
All around the gilded room,
The host was feeling regal.
He spritzed a guest with eau de doom—
Pooph! goes the weasel.

The guest recoiled in scented shock,
Eyes wide like a beagle.
“Consent,” he cried, “is not a crock!”
Pooph! goes the weasel.

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November 12, 2025 at 5:50 PM
He'll weasel out of this. Bondi has already Bill Barred the files.
November 12, 2025 at 5:46 PM
There’s no pipeline to worry about so I can let my adhd weasel brain scamper about the page as it pleases
November 12, 2025 at 5:45 PM
And this is EXACTLY how Rump will weasel out of the Epstein situation. 😡
November 12, 2025 at 5:44 PM
don't try to weasel out of this, if I go down, I'm dragging you with me, NO MORE GETTING OUT IN A FEW DAYS.
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November 12, 2025 at 5:36 PM
Ah yes. That leadership challenge is going to go down just great
Fucking weasel.

He may as well just fuck off to Reform and be honest about wanting to dismantle the NHS and privatise it
November 12, 2025 at 5:36 PM
Tell him to feck right off. Not a penny should be offered to the grifting weasel.
November 12, 2025 at 5:12 PM
I can’t wait for that little weasel to go to prison with the rest of them.
November 12, 2025 at 5:10 PM
I can't think of many people who are as bad or worse than Starmer, but Weasel Streeting must be one of them. Taking bribes from Private Health Insurance companies and quietly selling off the NHS, please don't let him become PM and sell what is left of the country.
November 12, 2025 at 5:09 PM
Turning Riley arbitrarily into the most annoying man just to try to weasel in Spike as a love interest is so frustrating

American tv literally can not stand a long lasting couple it’s so weird
November 12, 2025 at 5:07 PM
I'm still waiting for the shit-weasel Johnson to call the floor vote.
It is getting harder and harder for Republicans to vote against the Epstein files release when it comes to the floor, thanks to the excellent work of the Dems on House Oversight and Judiciary.
November 12, 2025 at 5:05 PM
Maybe Mick the Weasel is on the list
November 12, 2025 at 5:04 PM
I’m really into mustelids right now, so I’d be willing to do a weasel-ish design for $75.
November 12, 2025 at 5:00 PM
Some of my ideas that come to mind are:
>steel/normal steel/ground or steel/fighhting type cowboy/desperado inspired black footed ferret
>ice type ermine (maybe a seasonal or regional furret variant that changes between winter and summer forms)
>ground/fairy type tiny weasel that looks adorable
November 12, 2025 at 4:55 PM
Absolutely. With the usual bar so high (or is that so low?) as to what Trump is able to get away with, the fact that they are blocking the release of those files makes it certain that he can’t weasel out of what’s in them.
I guess we know why Trump, Bondi, Patel and Mike Johnson have been covering up the Epstein files. I’m sure there is a whole lot more and a whole lot worse.
November 12, 2025 at 4:52 PM
I agree with you! We have to keep our eyes on speaker Johnson as he will be forced to swear in congresswoman Grijalva and then weasel out of releasing the files.
November 12, 2025 at 4:49 PM
The funniest thing about a streeting leadership bid is that, if social media is anything to go by, everyone already sees him for the weasel bastard he obviously is. His premiership is being strangled and it’s not even in the crib yet
November 12, 2025 at 4:47 PM
Well it'll basically be a D3 roll if you want to randomise your monster but y'know what? As it's you I'll put it in there!

As an aside, you should also do an annual "Weasel mag".
November 12, 2025 at 4:44 PM
I'm still struggling with artblock and finding enjoyment in drawing, but I did this quick thing for @icoharbinger.bsky.social of his OC Devin, inspired by a RP scene from his server. 💞
November 12, 2025 at 4:44 PM
is the criminal FELON finally vulnerable with the latest Epstein revelation? surely he can't weasel himself out of this...can he?
November 12, 2025 at 4:43 PM
Weasel harder NYT
House Democrats on Wednesday released emails in which Jeffrey Epstein wrote that Donald Trump had “spent hours at my house” with one of the convicted sex offender’s victims, among other messages that suggested Epstein believed Trump knew more about his abuse than he has acknowledged. nyti.ms/441Dyxh
November 12, 2025 at 4:42 PM
“Alleged?” No, he said it. That’s the fact that should be reported. And not in qualified weasel words.
November 12, 2025 at 4:34 PM