I have tonight taught my tween how to make mac and cheese from scratch, thereby launching her into adulthood. 😏
November 9, 2025 at 12:04 AM
I have tonight taught my tween how to make mac and cheese from scratch, thereby launching her into adulthood. 😏
"I can't wait until January 1st, when all the memes will finally reboot."
My tween
My tween
November 7, 2025 at 7:34 PM
"I can't wait until January 1st, when all the memes will finally reboot."
My tween
My tween
Climate change is real. The tween said he's never seen snow before Thanksgiving. He's so thrilled. 😭🎄
November 9, 2025 at 9:57 PM
Climate change is real. The tween said he's never seen snow before Thanksgiving. He's so thrilled. 😭🎄
im a many hours into the new pokemon and i do not trust this fruity tween
November 11, 2025 at 7:52 AM
im a many hours into the new pokemon and i do not trust this fruity tween
Elvis Costello & The Attractions - Oliver's Army
YouTube video by ElvisCostelloVEVO
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November 11, 2025 at 12:50 PM
the first snowfall also marks the first day that the tween species begin their courageous jacket free walks to school. Godspeed.
November 10, 2025 at 1:41 PM
the first snowfall also marks the first day that the tween species begin their courageous jacket free walks to school. Godspeed.
Both Gen X parents out-sprinted the tween in a footrace today so we are definitely full sigma now
November 9, 2025 at 1:33 AM
Both Gen X parents out-sprinted the tween in a footrace today so we are definitely full sigma now
bless that pats-fan mom who put her hand on her heart, turned to her tween kid, and yelled “HOLY SHIT!” after that tuddy
November 9, 2025 at 7:39 PM
bless that pats-fan mom who put her hand on her heart, turned to her tween kid, and yelled “HOLY SHIT!” after that tuddy
At church, we have a time of sharing joys and concerns.
This morning, two tween sisters came up to say that a friend's Dad was snatched up by ICE at a gas station this week and is gone.
What should those girls believe about America?
#AbolishICE #RemoveTrump
This morning, two tween sisters came up to say that a friend's Dad was snatched up by ICE at a gas station this week and is gone.
What should those girls believe about America?
#AbolishICE #RemoveTrump
November 9, 2025 at 6:43 PM
At church, we have a time of sharing joys and concerns.
This morning, two tween sisters came up to say that a friend's Dad was snatched up by ICE at a gas station this week and is gone.
What should those girls believe about America?
#AbolishICE #RemoveTrump
This morning, two tween sisters came up to say that a friend's Dad was snatched up by ICE at a gas station this week and is gone.
What should those girls believe about America?
#AbolishICE #RemoveTrump
As a tween/teen, I had a hidden separate save file that was dedicated to replaying that section of the game over and over. It was a difficult time. All I had was crossdressing Cloud and Ranma 1/2.
November 7, 2025 at 10:33 PM
As a tween/teen, I had a hidden separate save file that was dedicated to replaying that section of the game over and over. It was a difficult time. All I had was crossdressing Cloud and Ranma 1/2.
I never knew until Trump came along that an old man could be as jealous as a 12 year old tween. This is the tween Trump. There's also the toddler Trump, but we've never seen an adult Trump, because he doesn't exist.
November 7, 2025 at 2:04 PM
I never knew until Trump came along that an old man could be as jealous as a 12 year old tween. This is the tween Trump. There's also the toddler Trump, but we've never seen an adult Trump, because he doesn't exist.
its like the big riggler or whatever... one of those tween influencers from costco
November 9, 2025 at 9:53 PM
its like the big riggler or whatever... one of those tween influencers from costco
Only now found out about the new contemporary-set Inspector Maigret series where he is a razor-stubbled hunk in a leather jacket. This raises hopes for my pilot script in which Nero Wolfe is a spunky tween makeup influencer navigating laughs and love in an unnamed Midwest college town.
November 8, 2025 at 4:34 PM
Only now found out about the new contemporary-set Inspector Maigret series where he is a razor-stubbled hunk in a leather jacket. This raises hopes for my pilot script in which Nero Wolfe is a spunky tween makeup influencer navigating laughs and love in an unnamed Midwest college town.
(she does NOT know her stuff)
November 9, 2025 at 1:34 AM
(she does NOT know her stuff)
reading this in the voice of my tween daughter when she's feeling especially dramatic
Trump is letting aides do “let me get this straight” posting from his account… stick a fork in him, he’s done
November 9, 2025 at 2:36 PM
reading this in the voice of my tween daughter when she's feeling especially dramatic
There's going to be a whole room (in the sub-basement) called the Trump-Epstein Daycare where faithful MAGA parents can leave their tween girls alone in a room with Trump, Gaetz or any number of J6'rs who just love kids so much they can't keep their hands to themselves.
November 9, 2025 at 5:27 AM
There's going to be a whole room (in the sub-basement) called the Trump-Epstein Daycare where faithful MAGA parents can leave their tween girls alone in a room with Trump, Gaetz or any number of J6'rs who just love kids so much they can't keep their hands to themselves.
Hey man, if the law says you can bang a tween, then you literally can't be mad. I mean, why would you be mad?
November 7, 2025 at 7:24 PM
Hey man, if the law says you can bang a tween, then you literally can't be mad. I mean, why would you be mad?
They really have aged a lot between seasons 1 and 5
November 5, 2025 at 8:52 AM
They really have aged a lot between seasons 1 and 5
When you tell your tween patient that their height is XX.67 inches and realize too late what you’ve done
a man in a green sweater and white collar is making a face
ALT: a man in a green sweater and white collar is making a face
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November 5, 2025 at 8:03 PM
When you tell your tween patient that their height is XX.67 inches and realize too late what you’ve done
Also took the teen and tween thrifting this morning and a lovely Honduran abuelita berated me (nicely) for my kids not speaking Spanish - I was surprised she was so chatty and then realized this was the shirt I am wearing today…everyone recognizes the mazapan logo, lol
November 8, 2025 at 8:08 PM
Also took the teen and tween thrifting this morning and a lovely Honduran abuelita berated me (nicely) for my kids not speaking Spanish - I was surprised she was so chatty and then realized this was the shirt I am wearing today…everyone recognizes the mazapan logo, lol
Happy #KidLitArtPostcard Day! The Unhaunters encounter a spirit in the playground slide and offer some lollipops to lure them out.
I'm an experienced cartoonist, illustrator & educator seeking representation for my graphic novels, middle grade, beginning reader & picture books.
I'm an experienced cartoonist, illustrator & educator seeking representation for my graphic novels, middle grade, beginning reader & picture books.
November 6, 2025 at 2:32 PM
Happy #KidLitArtPostcard Day! The Unhaunters encounter a spirit in the playground slide and offer some lollipops to lure them out.
I'm an experienced cartoonist, illustrator & educator seeking representation for my graphic novels, middle grade, beginning reader & picture books.
I'm an experienced cartoonist, illustrator & educator seeking representation for my graphic novels, middle grade, beginning reader & picture books.
And I've been haunted by the conversation with my tween since Friday.
Such an innocent question, such a punch to the gut.
Such an innocent question, such a punch to the gut.
November 9, 2025 at 6:43 PM
And I've been haunted by the conversation with my tween since Friday.
Such an innocent question, such a punch to the gut.
Such an innocent question, such a punch to the gut.
Plus it’s in Saudi Arabia? What tween boy in Ohio whose idea of peak cleverness is skibidi toilet is going to be able to convince his parents to take him to Saudi Arabia?
November 7, 2025 at 1:19 AM
Plus it’s in Saudi Arabia? What tween boy in Ohio whose idea of peak cleverness is skibidi toilet is going to be able to convince his parents to take him to Saudi Arabia?
70s and Haribo. I really wish they hadn’t stopped giving stands for the OMG Tweens. I absolutely adore her aesthetics and she survived her time in a child’s hands remarkably well. #dollsky
November 10, 2025 at 3:37 PM
70s and Haribo. I really wish they hadn’t stopped giving stands for the OMG Tweens. I absolutely adore her aesthetics and she survived her time in a child’s hands remarkably well. #dollsky
I can see this print on the wall of a teen, tween or young kid. Or maybe your fun kitchen or studio!
Fine Art Posters: Blue Crowned Mot-Mot Painting, Wall Decor Print, Wildlife Artwork, Nature Lover Gift, Bird Lover Poster, Home Office; Gift
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Fine Art Posters: Blue Crowned Mot-Mot Painting, Wall Decor Print, Wildlife Artwork, Nature Lover Gift, Bird Lover Poster, Home Office; Gift
colorbysusan.etsy.com/listing/4376...
November 9, 2025 at 7:02 PM
I can see this print on the wall of a teen, tween or young kid. Or maybe your fun kitchen or studio!
Fine Art Posters: Blue Crowned Mot-Mot Painting, Wall Decor Print, Wildlife Artwork, Nature Lover Gift, Bird Lover Poster, Home Office; Gift
colorbysusan.etsy.com/listing/4376...
Fine Art Posters: Blue Crowned Mot-Mot Painting, Wall Decor Print, Wildlife Artwork, Nature Lover Gift, Bird Lover Poster, Home Office; Gift
colorbysusan.etsy.com/listing/4376...